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Reply #8300 on: June 23, 2024, 03:46:12 PM
I heard from Jules today. She’s at the cabin with no internet connection.  But she says she can get a little cell phone signal down the road. Plans to be back next week.

As I mentioned in an email to Miss B, Shiela, and Toe.   Last minute decision to sneak up to the cabin to try and avoid some of the heat. I meant to login on the ride up, but I fell asleep at one point, and the other times the kids would have been able to see my screen.  Starlink wasn't working, which put Dan in a bad mood, just because he couldn't get it to work.  And the girls in a bad mood because their lives were ruined without internet.   And here it is today, and we got Starlink working.
Happily we could walk 300 yards through the woods to the neighbors house and pick up their Wi-Fi.  It was our morning walk to do Wordle.  The streak stays alive at 68.  But again, kids were there so no chancing getting on KB.   First time alone with Dan I emailed B, S, and Toe.

Weather was still hot, but the water of the lake was perfect.  A lot of family time.  And my friend came up with her son for three days.  We had a lot of fun.   Missed everyone. 

Next week we're off to Wisconsin to me some family for a 4th of July gathering.  They're not from there, but we're all meeting there.  Leaving hee Saturday, so if I forget to let you know, that's why I'll be on so infrequently all of next week. 

Wow, I've got 8 pages of posts to catch up on.  You've been busy. 
Was greeted to a number of PMs upon logging in.  One from DoubleDaisy, who can fuck right off!

Missed you all!

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Reply #8301 on: June 23, 2024, 04:16:48 PM
For sure seeing Jules here. Kinda figured you off on that Internet wilderness you call the cabin.
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Sorry Miss Daisy had to abuse you with his bile in a PM. You're too special to get that kind of abuse. Maybe his mommy forgot to throw his supper down the basement. :(

Anyway glad your Skynet is back up. Take care
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Reply #8302 on: June 23, 2024, 04:35:04 PM
So glad you're having such a relaxing time. You shouldn't worry about KB, you had mentioned you were going to be traveling. However, I am slo glad you stopped by to give us an update. Sorry it was spoiled by that person's PM though.

You have been missed.
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Reply #8303 on: June 24, 2024, 01:28:06 AM
So glad you're having such a relaxing time. You shouldn't worry about KB, you had mentioned you were going to be traveling. However, I am slo glad you stopped by to give us an update. Sorry it was spoiled by that person's PM though.

You have been missed.
Love you💋


Oh god, I don't worry about it when I'm gone, with the fabulous mods we have, they got it.  They're the best. 
Love you too!


 Remember, Wisconsin is next to Minnesota. Just saying.


So you might stop by?  Another camper story to be written?
I have two potential victims in the vicinity that can be penned into one of my stories it seems. 
Hmmm.
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Reply #8304 on: June 24, 2024, 01:50:03 AM
Some of the greatest stories have involved a camper  ;D

WMMD - Went out to pick out some new glasses today after getting eyes checked last week. I was armed with a coupon for 60 percent off on lenses and 60 percent off on frames.

I've really liked the frames I've had so first thing I asked was could I get the same ones. Almost fell off my chair when the guy said yes. Might take a few days longer but no biggie. No measurements needed,  just the new prescription. Instead of nearly $600.00, my cost is now $270.00 with the coupons. :emot_cheerlead:

Should have the new pair in two weeks or less


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Reply #8305 on: June 24, 2024, 08:33:47 PM
So, we were out for a "get the hell out of the house" walk yesterday. We went to an ATM to replenish our "fun" money and decided to at least head down to the Malecón. Stopped at the first Oxxo store and got some water (it was 32C by this time) then proceeded to walk past a couple of restaurants. One was closed (apparently got caught operating with invalid licenses). Standing outside the next restaurant was the former day manager of the closed establishment. He was talking to another customer. Tony greeted us and introduced his friend Richard to us. We stood there, in the shade of the umbrellas, and chatted with the two of them for about 1/2 hour or so. As we left, Richard remarks "Nice Legs". About 20 yards down the sidewalk, I asked Mrs JBRG if she had heard his comment. Smiling, she said she had. I then went into "What have I been telling you" mode.

I think it made her day as well as mine.

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Reply #8306 on: June 25, 2024, 04:29:06 AM
Well this was sad and maybe could be in the other topic.

Our neighbors across the street came over to say goodbye. Husband anyway. He and the dog are leaving in the morning by car. Wife and two girls fly out in a few days with her mom

I was one of the first neighbor to greet them as they started moving things in.  They went on to produce two delightful girls who wave and yell, "Hi Bob!"

When they announced their move back to California the text said something about a five year plan. Her family is here. His back in California.

WMMD:  Their not selling their house, only renting. They may be back again  :D

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Reply #8307 on: June 25, 2024, 04:50:30 AM
Wow......I know what I'm about to say will just piss off a lot of people, but here goes....
When I go "out" and I mean just that not shopping........The last thing I want is a phone or internet, What I do want is miles and miles of woods, no crazy people from the mall.
I want the peace of the forest, I want to feel the rain on my face, smell the fresh green of the trees and above all I want a good horse that I can trust.
When you talk about "getting away".....are you really doing that??...bringing all that electronic junk with you??......Thats not getting away, that brings exactly what you should be getting away from.

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Reply #8308 on: June 25, 2024, 05:26:04 AM
Well that didn't piss me off. I love that you can be happy putting the world of technology and instant communication behind you. I know your business requires you to stay connected a lot. It's good you can just throw a saddle on "Old Paint" and ride off into the sunset

Oh heck I'll WOO this too.

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Reply #8309 on: June 25, 2024, 01:55:25 PM
Wow......I know what I'm about to say will just piss off a lot of people, but here goes....
When I go "out" and I mean just that not shopping........The last thing I want is a phone or internet, What I do want is miles and miles of woods, no crazy people from the mall.
I want the peace of the forest, I want to feel the rain on my face, smell the fresh green of the trees and above all I want a good horse that I can trust.
When you talk about "getting away".....are you really doing that??...bringing all that electronic junk with you??......Thats not getting away, that brings exactly what you should be getting away from.

Love,
Liz

Yesterday Mrs Obi and I got lost in a maze of paths on a densely wooded hillside in the south of England in the early evening (believe me it can be done quite easily in such a heavy populated area).  Even with the proper maps it was hard to know exactly where we were in the maze.  Phone signal was lost and we were just about to panic when I picked up a signal and got location data. Kicked myself today when I realised that I have an app that only needs GPS  :facepalm:

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Reply #8310 on: June 28, 2024, 11:23:38 PM
My 25-year-old unemployed roommate moved out yesterday. I slept in a quiet peaceful house for the first time in more than a year. I slept 12 hours. Today I have just been raking his detritus into garbage bags. I feel an eternal peace that I have not enjoyed for more than 14 months. I love my son. But he is an impossible person to share personal space with. So tonight I have my bourbon and ESPN, and fuck everybody else.

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Reply #8311 on: June 29, 2024, 02:26:49 AM
My 25-year-old unemployed roommate moved out yesterday. I slept in a quiet peaceful house for the first time in more than a year. I slept 12 hours. Today I have just been raking his detritus into garbage bags. I feel an eternal peace that I have not enjoyed for more than 14 months. I love my son. But he is an impossible person to share personal space with. So tonight I have my bourbon and ESPN, and fuck everybody else.

A week from now you'll be missing him. ;).   You know you will.  Wish him all my best.  And you enjoy that peace and quiet. 

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Reply #8312 on: July 01, 2024, 02:39:15 AM
I’m home alone for around 8 days. Been doing too much drinking and cigar smoking while  sitting at the fire pit.
But today I worked in the yard mowing and trimming trees. Very relaxing and nice day. The temps were lower then they’ve been which had me outside almost all day

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Reply #8313 on: July 07, 2024, 02:31:11 PM
Headed off to see my Minnesota Twins play Houston today. The Twins are special to me. I am nervous about getting around on my legs that don't work very well.

Wife's son is going with me.so have help there. Taking a bus a few blocks to the light rail train then on downtown. The train stops right by the stadium. I'll find out how handicap friendly the stadium is.

With my walker I usually get some help when ppl.see me limping along. :D

I'll send a report when I get back home. Go Twins!!!

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Reply #8314 on: July 07, 2024, 03:29:12 PM
Headed off to see my Minnesota Twins play Houston today. The Twins are special to me. I am nervous about getting around on my legs that don't work very well.

Wife's son is going with me.so have help there. Taking a bus a few blocks to the light rail train then on downtown. The train stops right by the stadium. I'll find out how handicap friendly the stadium is.

With my walker I usually get some help when ppl.see me limping along. :D

I'll send a report when I get back home. Go Twins!!!

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I hope to have your tenacity when or if I get to your age. You sir are a true man among men.

Yesterday my dad called me over to his house. He wanted me to identify some strange plants in one of my mom's gardens in the yard. Turns out her mint collection, after disappearing for a while decided to re-emerge with gusto. I started naming the types of mints she wanted to grow, as she enjoyed an iced tea with fresh mint in it after working in her gardens. Chocolate, etc. My dad cried, realizing he blew my mom off when she tried teaching him what was in her gardens. It was not that he did not care, but it was a bit of an information overload and his purview was mostly cutting the grass and weed eating. also my moms calla lily's started blooming in her memorial garden. I carefully dug up some mints to plant at home, careful not to take too many, so they can grow more. Me and dad spent a couple of hours weeding the gardens and fixing the drip watering system. My sisters showed up to take dad shopping, as he has been hospitalized three times this summer for having low potassium spells in this heat, so until the weather cools off a bit, we are taking turns running errands for him. He is royally pissed off about it, but the sheriffs had to pull him out of the drivers seat to put him on the stretcher the last time, we put our foots down. The siblings meeting last night ended with us figuring out what to do with him when he is older, he is in his mid 60's and most of my siblings want to put him in a home. I got bent. sitting at my table they decided to go against his wishes, so I went to my gun safe and withdrew my .45 and sat it on the table.

"If you want to go that route, might as well put him out of his misery."

I said that with all the seriousness I could muster.

They tried to lay it out for me that he could die going to and from the camp if this condition persists. I said what the doctors told me. If he stays hydrated, and not just with Gatorade but other stuff, takes his potassium horse pills and his other medicines and avoids being out in the heat for longer than it takes to get to the mail box and back, he can and will improve. I even got him a gym membership, and he made some friends there. But they insist on him moving to a facility, so I figured it out. My younger sister wants the house. But I put my foot down, as dad hasn't finished finalizing his will. As it stands I am Executor of the Estate. But other than my siblings being asshats, I had a wonderful saturday with dad.


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Reply #8315 on: July 08, 2024, 12:13:50 AM
All the birthday wishes in my PM box.  Thank you.  50 and loving it.  Age doesn't affect me.  I'm good with it. 

We are still in Wisconsin.  Most of the people have left, just six of us still here. Two couples in RV's, one couple in a cabin. We will be driving home tomorrow. I'll be back online on Tuesday.  Door county was fantastic.  Caught some salmon on Lake Michigan.  Had some rainy days too.

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Reply #8316 on: July 08, 2024, 01:58:14 AM
Wow, I am terrible. So so sorry I missed sending you a happy birthday. Glad to hear you had some fun in my favorite place on earth. Did you catch any of the fireworks shows, or were they postponed for the rain/flash flooding?

Again, I'm sorry I forgot.



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Reply #8317 on: July 08, 2024, 03:07:43 AM
https://imgur.com/gallery/eVUwrlG

Day was a huge success. Had lots of fun with Stepson.

We had good seats just behind first base. It was fun  :emot_laughing:watching the people on the Jumbo Tron. Almost as fun as watching the game. It's really become a real family affair. Oh yes my twins won. Was tied 2-2 at the end of
8 -1/2.  First Twin up slammed a homer and the fat lady sang.

Oh yes, my KB roots were with me. As I walked around there were all these shapely ladies wearing tee shirts over their bosoms saying TWINS

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Reply #8318 on: July 10, 2024, 09:44:30 PM
My Social Security application was approved today. I have no idea when I will receive the first payment, or how much exactly it will be, but at least I know I’m going to get a little money every month. Which is a huge relief.

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Reply #8319 on: July 10, 2024, 11:09:49 PM
I am glad to hear that PH.