Wife and the others are coming home tonight. I succeeded in test deep frying a turkey, in the middle of my back yard, away from all flammable objects. It was a success, so tomorrow, I will do another one, to bring on Christmas day, to annoy my cousins who want faux turkey this year. Not that they are vegans or anything, but because they want a meat free meal. But I have sad news for them, that there will be no meat free options outside of those needed by the family members that need it as a dietary need. Also all my packages came in, and lets list this under "Writer is becoming forgetful." My wife's presents came in, that I had completely forgotten I ordered last month. Welp there goes my retirement. lol.