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Reply #7640 on: September 06, 2023, 08:21:16 PM
Arriving at the draft, I was surprised at how many bottles of bourbon the host(Sam) had.  He told me not to open mine, and that he already had a bottle of blade and bow opened.   But he had a huge bottle (500ml) of 1792.  So I drank from that all night. 


When did the USA go metric?  To me 500ml is only half a litre?  ;D

It was actually 1.75L


That reminds me of a joke told last night. 

Sam said “Rachel told me she wants a divorce because I’m anti-American.   I saw it coming from a kilometer away. “

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Reply #7641 on: September 06, 2023, 11:24:58 PM
Ah deja vu.

Shiela's Joke of the Day this morning.

Allan said he can't continue our relationship. Says I'm too un-American.

Should have seen this coming from a kilometer away.

Good stuff makes the rounds. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #7642 on: September 07, 2023, 12:57:49 AM
Ah deja vu.

Shiela's Joke of the Day this morning.

Allan said he can't continue our relationship. Says I'm too un-American.

Should have seen this coming from a kilometer away.

Good stuff makes the rounds. :emot_laughing:

Too funny.  If Shiela had posted that joke yesterday, I'd be afraid Sam was here with us on KB. 

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Reply #7643 on: September 07, 2023, 08:21:56 PM
Daughter called us from her home in upstate New York. Always good to.hear from her.

She did inform me they have a casual friend who's some kinda minister. He wanted my name so he add me to his prayers. I have had a lot of people saying they are praying for me.

He sounds like an interesting guy. Wears a cap with Jesus written on the top. And he likes guns. Walks around with a pistol strapped to his hip.

So, I'll be receiving prayers from a fella who's packing for Jesus.  :D


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Reply #7644 on: September 08, 2023, 02:24:13 AM

Dan was invited to a Lions watch party tonight.  He declined the invite because he knew how excited I was to watch the game tonight,

But they are some really good guys he hasn't seen in a while.  So I told him to go.  He said no.  I said, "GO, I know you want to.  I want you to.  It's okay."

That made my day -him willing to stay home with me like that.



So, who was the nicer one here..... me for telling me to go, or him for declining the invite so he could be with me?

I would say a tie.  :)

But the tie-breaker is.....that sh*thead actually left!     Hahaha, there is no winning with me.

I'm going to let him think he won by cuddling with him in bed and telling him that I'm glad he went.  Then we're going to celebrate the LIONS upset of the Chiefs.  He's gettin crazy wild stuff tonight!

Kickoff coming up in a few minutes.   GO LIONS!!!!!  Woot. Woot!

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Reply #7645 on: September 08, 2023, 03:20:02 AM
Watching the game right now. But thinking about how I could stimulate you.

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Reply #7646 on: September 08, 2023, 03:43:23 AM
Alright, need a good second half boys.   

Halftime
Lions 7, KC 14


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Reply #7647 on: September 08, 2023, 07:35:35 PM
Surviving last night’s bourbon fest. And GO LIONS.

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Reply #7648 on: September 09, 2023, 06:51:35 PM
THE MEATBALL SAGA CONTINUES!!!

We talked and I let her know my thoughts in it. She felt so bad for asking and was crying about the whole thing. She didnt know what it ment for me, so having the chat was the best. It came down to her making them only using venison. I'm fine with that. My dad loves them with either one, but using venison was a new thing for me. He enjoys them both, and I don't have to make a double batch or mess with soaking the venison to reduce the gaminess.  I see this as a total win. After our talk I'm excited about sharing the meatball spotlight.  I did tell her that if she tweaks the recipe in any way, and they turn out better, I'll burn her house down. She laughed and said she'll just move in with dad. She is awesome, and I love her.

Dad's gonna love this sunday!!!



Also, my uncle is talking again. Not very well and with some discomfort, but he's doing better. My Aunt keeps telling us shes stressing because of how much she'll miss the silence. There was talk about visiting during the packer game, but it's about a 45 minutes drive one way, and they want us to have out usual get together. He should be home by the end of next week, so we'll have the next game at their place. Hes gonna have a hell of a time during these games, he is a very VERY vocal fan.



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Reply #7649 on: September 09, 2023, 08:55:36 PM
So glad to hear things worked out so well for the two of you. The big winner is your Dad. Great Lady in his life and a wonderful Daughter. That the two of you good settle this amicably looks a nice friendship forming.

I'm so glad that my wife and daughter have become such good friends.


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Reply #7650 on: September 09, 2023, 11:33:37 PM
Glad it all worked out, S.  I was told to safeguard a few recipes, and I did.   Then I thought about it, and it was my mom that told me that.  She's gone and I am good with sharing now. I don't bake like I used to. Sometimes Dan's girls will with me. A needs another year or two, then I'll teach her the recipes and get baking again.  My sister and I used to bake every other weekend for 20 something years at least.  Maybe you can make new memories with your daddy's gf in the kitchen. 

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Reply #7651 on: September 11, 2023, 06:57:21 PM
A bit slow getting this posted. Highlight of the weekend was making a presentation to my photo club.  I talked about the North American Bison or Buffalo as they're commonly known. It went well considering I've had a bad persistent cough for a couple weeks. It held off during my presentation and I was able to get through it

My presentation went well and was well received. It's good to be able to share my photos with other photographers and talk about the Bison that are making a comeback after nearly being exterminated in the 1800s.




 

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Reply #7652 on: September 11, 2023, 08:59:01 PM
Love it.  Thank you for posting your NatGeo photos. I love it.  Can't wait to see live bison.  Hopefully next Spring we are headed that way. 

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Reply #7653 on: September 11, 2023, 11:48:49 PM
One possible way I meet my demise: attempting to hug a big fluffy bison



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Reply #7654 on: September 12, 2023, 04:42:41 PM
Thanks for the images Bob.  I can't remember what Interstate I was on but it was in the Denver area (seem to remember an extremely long downhill slope with warnings for truckers not to coast) and noticed a herd in a field.

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Reply #7655 on: September 12, 2023, 04:50:06 PM
Good eye doc visit yesterday. Off the steroid drops 100% now.  Vision is still 20/20 for distance. Need readers for up close

Going to diabetes doc tomorrow. I’m also off  daily insulin 100%. Been a week and 1/2 without. Daily numbers are starting to come down again. Spiked for a few days.

Lost 55lbs or more depending on when I weigh myself.

Hips still killing me but can do a bit more social activities. We went to a social district last Saturday. Got a drink and walked around listening to the band play and watched cornhole.

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Reply #7656 on: September 13, 2023, 02:04:32 AM
All good news.  55 lbs.  wow. Good for you, Eric.
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Reply #7657 on: September 13, 2023, 06:28:53 PM
All good news.  55 lbs.  wow. Good for you, Eric.
This makes my day

Agreed. Woo to you !!



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Reply #7658 on: September 15, 2023, 04:53:41 AM

Dan and I are going to the cabin tomorrow morning. Will be gone for the weekend.  I hope everyone has a. Nice weekend.


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Reply #7659 on: September 15, 2023, 05:40:44 AM

Dan and I are going to the cabin tomorrow morning. Will be gone for the weekend.  I hope everyone has a. Nice weekend.

Will miss you darling.

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