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Reply #7220 on: February 06, 2023, 09:30:30 PM
It is sunny, 66° and no ice. And I’m not wearing pajamas at noon.

See my mental image of you is the patent Hugh Heifner smoking jacket, a ivory pipe as you sit behind your desk putting Perry Mason to shame.

Really?? I've been picturing him with a dog mask, ball gag, and grey latex onesie with a wolf tail buttplug...

...excuse me, I've gotta call my therapist

Nothing wrong with your idealization of him, but I see him as a Sophisticate Lawyer, one who walks into a courtroom and wins just on the pressure he exudes alone.

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Reply #7221 on: February 07, 2023, 01:26:56 AM
I love the Hugh Hefner look, but we’ve had the electricity going on and off since last Tuesday. So no reliable heat in the house. I’ve been wearing my flannel pajamas, warm footsies, and a sweatshirt. Nice to put on a dress shirt with a sport coat for a change. The office was still kind of all messed up. But better than sitting at home again.

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Reply #7222 on: February 07, 2023, 01:34:18 AM

I've been picturing him with a dog mask, ball gag, and grey latex onesie with a wolf tail buttplug...



I'm dead.  Fucking dead. 

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I love the Hugh Hefner look, but we’ve had the electricity going on and off since last Tuesday. So no reliable heat in the house. I’ve been wearing my flannel pajamas, warm footsies, and a sweatshirt. Nice to put on a dress shirt with a sport coat for a change. The office was still kind of all messed up. But better than sitting at home again.

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Reply #7223 on: February 07, 2023, 01:46:02 AM
I love the Hugh Hefner look, but we’ve had the electricity going on and off since last Tuesday. So no reliable heat in the house. I’ve been wearing my flannel pajamas, warm footsies, and a sweatshirt. Nice to put on a dress shirt with a sport coat for a change. The office was still kind of all messed up. But better than sitting at home again.

I inherited my great grandfathers smoking jacket. It does its job, despite me trying to fully quit smoking. But his was more of a redish purple. Apparently he was a member of an exclusive cigar club in town. I wore it in public once and was called out for it, until I explained it. They offered me a membership, but I know jackshit about cigars, except Acid cigar brand and those fuckers are good. My cousin got his pro humidor, with about 5k worth of cigars in it. She does not know what shes got, so I offered to store it here at the house for her, and have been maintaining it ever since. I filch a cigar once in awhile when I want to feel gentlemanly.

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Reply #7224 on: February 07, 2023, 03:05:22 AM
I filch a cigar once in awhile when I want to feel gentlemanly.

It is only filching if she understands the value.




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Reply #7225 on: February 07, 2023, 11:35:57 AM
It is sunny, 66° and no ice. And I’m not wearing pajamas at noon.

See my mental image of you is the patent Hugh Heifner smoking jacket, a ivory pipe as you sit behind your desk putting Perry Mason to shame.

I would tend towards Atticus Finch.


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Reply #7226 on: February 07, 2023, 06:55:03 PM
It is sunny, 66° and no ice. And I’m not wearing pajamas at noon.

See my mental image of you is the patent Hugh Heifner smoking jacket, a ivory pipe as you sit behind your desk putting Perry Mason to shame.

I would tend towards Atticus Finch.

Atticus was a bit more taciturn, and reserved. Favorite scene from the play and movie was where he sat at the jail's back door with a shotgun.

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Reply #7227 on: February 07, 2023, 07:14:48 PM
Favorite memory of the old man.

It was a April afternoon. Only four people at the time knew I knocked up my gf, my parents and her parents. I was sitting in his parlor as great grandma was baking cookies for the church social she was taking part in. Sitting in that room made me feel really small. This man did more shit at my age, than I would ever dream of. While he parachuted into France in WW2, he fought nazis, drank french wine, woo'ed foreign girls, before he came home to marry my great grandmother. I mean he was a man while I was still clinging to momma's apron strings. So he challenged me to a game of chess. He pulled out of his wallet a hundred dollar bill, as was his want. He did this with everyone who he challenged. Beat him and you get the pot. In a box on the table was a stack of hundreds, from all the times no one beaten him.

"So what will you do from here?"

"Huh?"

"You got the look of a man who is caught in a trap, looking for a way out."

"I am okay right now."

"Bullshit, son. You are far from okay. What did you do?"

"I guess you know then."

"Nope, but you just confessed, so out with it."

"I knocked up my girlfriend."

"Wow, barely dry behind the ears and your going off making a man of yourself."

"It sucks."

"It always does, even if you are married and can safely support a family. I made many kids with your great grandmother, and each one left me feeling hopeless a little."

"What can I do?"

"You can be a boy and run away from it, or lace up your boots, grab your rucksack and charge forward. There is no other options, and no saving face."

"I don't plan on leaving her. But there is only so much I can do."

"Its all you can do, to do what you can."

We talked and of course he trounced me soundly in all five games we played. He smoked his Cuban as he gave me the facts of life. When he passed away, his lawyer brought me a box with the coat in it folded neatly. Inside the coat was the small wooden box with over three grand in it. I learned later that he always knew that I was going to make the right choice. The money came at a time where we needed it the most. That memory always makes me smile and makes my day. A man who faced a tough life acknowledged me as a man, was kind of special to me.

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Reply #7228 on: February 07, 2023, 07:39:57 PM
sounds like he loved you writer. good memories.

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Reply #7229 on: February 07, 2023, 09:07:35 PM
I too have fond memories of my grandfather. He didn't have lots of book learning. The one room school he went to had a bunch of rough older students that were just there to cause trouble. The teacher had to pack a pistol for protection.

Anyway he ended up a successful farmer. I spent most my summer's with him. He was quiet but he worked hard and steady. He never treated me like a little kid, but when I helped out on the farm he made sure I could handle the tasks he'd give me so I wouldn't be overwhelmed.

I learned not to open my mouth without thinking something through and putting my foot in my mouth.
I guess a lot of what I am today can be traced back to my grandfather.

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Reply #7230 on: February 08, 2023, 01:17:54 PM
Favorite memory of the old man.


This is special. Heart warming. What a fine man he was. 
Woo #138 for taking the time to share it with us. 

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Reply #7231 on: February 08, 2023, 01:57:57 PM
I too have fond memories of my grandfather. He didn't have lots of book learning. The one room school he went to had a bunch of rough older students that were just there to cause trouble. The teacher had to pack a pistol for protection.

Anyway he ended up a successful farmer. I spent most my summer's with him. He was quiet but he worked hard and steady. He never treated me like a little kid, but when I helped out on the farm he made sure I could handle the tasks he'd give me so I wouldn't be overwhelmed.

I learned not to open my mouth without thinking something through and putting my foot in my mouth.
I guess a lot of what I am today can be traced back to my grandfather.

Similar for my grand father and I. I spent more time with him than I did with my father. Especially the last 15 years before he passed. He fell off his roof and nearly died. It was only about 6 months in a nursing home before he passed. I couldn't even stand to see him like that. It pretty much broke me. Just typing this I'm tearing up thinking about it.



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Reply #7232 on: February 08, 2023, 03:38:37 PM
Woo for all the grandpa stories. Feel I didn't get much time with mine, but I do remember his smile was always so beautiful, and could turn and day into a good one!❤



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Reply #7233 on: February 08, 2023, 04:06:47 PM
II guess a lot of what I am today can be traced back to my grandfather.

Same here. Every summer, he would take me out of the city and up to my cousins, where I spent the summer with the farm kids. He was a craftsman, and still can remember him having me sand the hulls of small boats he used to make.

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Reply #7234 on: February 11, 2023, 10:18:24 PM
I was named after my grandfather. A truly remarkable man. Graduate of the Culver Military Academy & Columbia University. Worked for F.W. Woolworth and Company when it was the largest retailer in the world and its headquarters in NYC was the tallest building in the world. He was an accomplished swimmer, rowed crew, drove railroad spikes for the Penn Central as a summer job.

He started his own business and a became a millionaire. Served on the school board, multiple corporate directorships, and became a bit of a Masonic legend with a 33rd degree and most worshipful Grandmaster of the State of Texas status.

Despite all of that, he was a really gentle sweet man. He devoted most of his life to the Masonic boys home. He was in church on Sundays. He loved the symphony and opera, and had the most impressive classical record collection I’ve ever seen.

We were downtown one day and people kept stopping him to shake his hand and talk about this or that. I finally said (impatient with the delays)“You sure do have a lot of friends granddad.“ He looked at me and said, “Just remember this. You can never have too many friends.“

I really owe my life to him. I was the unplanned result of a romantic encounter between two high school students. He gave me an educational and moral foundation of which my own parents were incapable. He took me everywhere for the last decade of his life. I was his “mini me.“ I consider myself very lucky. Because I am.

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Reply #7235 on: February 11, 2023, 10:19:14 PM
My son dropped by for an unplanned visit today. First time I’ve seen him since Christmas. We had a nice time.

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Reply #7236 on: February 11, 2023, 10:52:55 PM
WOO for memories of your grandad and having a nice visit with your son.

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Reply #7237 on: February 11, 2023, 11:26:06 PM
How much does a new kitty pooper thing cost? Easier than what you are going thru. How long does one last or is Neville a frequent goer?

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Reply #7238 on: February 12, 2023, 12:15:44 AM
It's not the litter box, it's changing the liner that protects the box. It's lasted through two pairs of cats now.

And yes, he loves water so as a result there's lots of pee clumps. Too many cats don't drink enough water and end up with kidney problems.

As the boy is approaching 17, he's doing good. :D

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Reply #7239 on: February 21, 2023, 11:53:02 PM
Wow! It’s a miracle! I really can’t believe it. I honestly thought I would never see you guys again. We need to create a little Viber chat group or something for the old-timers. Because I can’t just go a week or two without talking to you. I’ve been in a terrible state of depression. I did hear from Julie. She’s down in the keys. Worried about everything that’s happening at MSU.

All I can say is I love you all.

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