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Reply #700 on: May 31, 2016, 02:21:46 PM

I smoked an awesome brisket on low heat for almost 10 hours yesterday.  Today we get to enjoy the leftovers... sliced beef with pickles, onions, and sauce.



I just had a gastronomical orgasm...






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Reply #701 on: May 31, 2016, 04:17:29 PM
Sunshine, cucumbers and walking.



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Reply #702 on: May 31, 2016, 06:13:39 PM
It rained over night.....I know it doesn't seem like much, but it was great.

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Reply #703 on: June 01, 2016, 12:07:39 AM
Came across an old home video.   Can't stop watching it over and over. 

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Reply #704 on: June 02, 2016, 05:40:23 AM
Bought the perfect bottle of wine for my date tomorrow.

Côtes du Rhône

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Reply #705 on: June 02, 2016, 10:45:18 AM
I woke up...

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Reply #706 on: June 02, 2016, 01:52:07 PM
A weekend getaway surprise.

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Reply #707 on: June 02, 2016, 09:49:56 PM
Caught my wife taking a selfie in her new black bikini for our vacation.

She is so fucking hot. I'm never sharing her. 8)



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Reply #708 on: June 02, 2016, 09:54:47 PM
Bought the perfect bottle of wine for my date tomorrow.

Côtes du Rhône

Have a fun time.....and do try to behave.....(NOT).

Love,
Liz



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Reply #709 on: June 03, 2016, 12:02:58 AM
I went to Central Market, stopped at their deli and got us two Buttermilk and Pecan Chicken breasts, grilled asparagus, and the bottle of Côtes du Rhône, and she heated them up. We both are sparingly, downed about a third of the bottle, and put the dishes up.

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Reply #710 on: June 03, 2016, 03:11:40 AM
I'll have what Katiebee is having.

Last day of school.  So the kids are going to be staying up late, sleeping in, and cleaning out the refridgerator.

Yes, this is why I'm going on vacation. Too hot for them to do anything outside. Would be bothering me 24/7. Mommy's had enough. Mommy needs to not deal with that for a while.  :roll:



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Reply #711 on: June 03, 2016, 04:55:24 AM

I posted this yesterday in Craigslist 'Missed Connections' to see if I could give someone a grin:



If I made her and her friends laugh, it was worth the few minutes of time.  ;D

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Reply #712 on: June 03, 2016, 01:42:12 PM
Opened my email to find out an old family friend is coming in to town tomorrow for a special family get together.   Have not seen her and her husband in about two years.   I am so excited!

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Reply #713 on: June 03, 2016, 02:49:07 PM
Vacation packing!  :D

Beach. Bikini. Drinks with umbrellas in them. My scorching hot Japanese wife. No fucking star wars shit! No kids. No business crap to deal with. No diapers to change. No dealing with miserable assholes and bitches on the internet!

I am doing nothing but getting laid, eating, and lounging on a beach and being pampered. And do some diving. And other such activities.



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Reply #714 on: June 06, 2016, 05:03:51 AM
My eldest got his first job today, at a pizza place not too far from our house.  He's been very slow in his emotional development and maturity.  I hope a summer of honest labor will give him a new perspective on life.

I dated a guy that was manager of a pizza place.   My daddy liked him a lot.   Free pizza.   He was actually mad at me when we broke up with the guy.   Good for your son, Toe.


What made my weekend....    Friends, Family getting together to remember my sister who passed away two years ago yesterday.   Home movies, photo albums and stories.   Plenty of tears.   Many more laughs.   
A couple of surprise visits from friends I haven't seen in a couple of years.

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Reply #715 on: June 06, 2016, 02:08:58 PM
Dropping my youngest off at school at 3:30 am.  His history group is taking a trip to DC and NYC.  He's so excited.  First adventure unchaperoned (by a parent).  The world is his oyster.

Too bad that oyster is kind of rotten.



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Reply #716 on: June 06, 2016, 03:11:56 PM
Dropping my youngest off at school at 3:30 am.  His history group is taking a trip to DC and NYC.  He's so excited.  First adventure unchaperoned (by a parent).  The world is his oyster.

Your post brought back memories of school trip to DC.....group of us ate brownies enhanced with pot.....good time was had by all. 



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Reply #717 on: June 06, 2016, 03:45:24 PM

Your post brought back memories of school trip to DC.....group of us ate brownies enhanced with pot.....good time was had by all. 

TD.  Though our class trip to NYC and DC did not involve Alice B Toklas type brownies, it did involve some great fun when we, from an all-boy school was paired up with a class trip from an all-girl school. Fun times abounded.

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Reply #718 on: June 06, 2016, 03:57:42 PM
Pop tarts on sale for $1 a box.

It's a slow day so far.



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Reply #719 on: June 06, 2016, 04:43:56 PM
First time in 10 days, I don't have anything on my schedule. Gonna drink coffee then figure it out from there.  And try to avoid the heat. Forecast high today -- 30C .

That is all.