What MADE your day today?

[JBRG]

The only thing left in officially becoming temporary residents of Mexico is to wait 1 week then pick up our official residency ID cards. We went to the Immigration office this morning for photos and finger printing. We are figuratively bouncing off the rev limiter in happiness.

[MintJulie]

Powerball Estimated Jackpot for 11/07/22 (today) Annuitized: $1.90 Billion, Cash Value: $929.1 Million. Sweet dreams today, and spending that money in my head.

I've got two yachts I've been looking at.  Both under $25million

The Explorer Yacht so that I can go to Antarctica https://worldyachtgroup.com/yachts-for-sale/project-artemis/

And the BYond 37m.  Short enough to get into most all Italian marinas.  https://sale.ruyachts.com/yachts/benetti/byond/byond-37m/

[Shiela_M]

Going to get me a pink and black helicopter.

[Writers Bloque]

Great News and Not so Great news, If anyone wants to know:

Both company insurance and my personal auto insurance cut me a check, I figured only company insurance would cover it, but since technically where I parked was an old driveway, just closed off, and it is still somewhat connected to the street, it was also considered a street collision too. I do not know the fathoms my insurance went to stretch it like this, but I am glad they did.

They said I could keep the vehicle as after I was done with it, it was slated for the auction block. So I paid for it.

The company aggressively is going after the guy. I do not presume to know law, but I know he is fucked.

Also I am now allowed to park in front of the building I work in. And the war was won at the loss of a beautiful lady truck.

Not so great news:

These past few days have been busy as all hell. Why?

ALL of my in-laws are crashing down to my town, along with ALL of my side of the family. Why would the powers that be allow such a bohemian clusterfuck? Because an Obscure Great Aunt and Uncle passed away. See, my wife's family and my family are almost joined at the hip. Like seven generations ago, they were like 10th cousins or some bullshit that I was told as an excuse for this shit to go down. So everyone wants a piece of the pie. These people who passed I have only met twice in my entire life. Once when I graduated High school, and they gave me three grand as a gift, and at a family reunion, where they perpetually believed I was still 18, when at the time I was 25. They would always send money to everyone for christmas, choosing not to visit relatives.

Will I allow anyone to crash at my house? Fuck no. No. No. No. Not because I do not like them. But because I can only tolerate most of them in small less lethal to my sanity doses. Wife offered to put them up at some extended stay lodges. Oh no, thats not good enough. They HAVE to stay in my house, eat my food, act like total jackasses, while putting me down for not being a big shot, and not driving the latest expensive euro import, and committing the sin of not keeping my wife decked out in furs and jewels, like I am some fucking Mob Don. Not going to happen.

Oldest daughter needs money. for lab fees and more books.

Second Oldest has officially lost her mind. Wants me to pay for her to join her friends for bikini sky diving. I told her that despite there being full sun at 10k plus feet in the air, it is cold as all fuck. Nothing will dissuade her. I told her she has a job, she can pay for it. Then she whined about bills, books and food. I rolled my eyes. Then I laid the facts of life on her. I did not get to do much partying, or exciting things in college, as I was working and going to classes to support her and her sister. The most excitement me and her mother had was the hot and wild make out sessions on the back porch so we did not wake you both up. Now every time she comes over she sulks.

Youngest daughter has found her stride in high school. Too bad shes on the nerdy/goth like stride thing.

Son is loving living with relatives in Texas.

Wife sprained her ankle at work, so shes off her feet for a few days.

But all in all its been okay for me, missed you all!

[Pornhubby]

Oldest daughter needs money. for lab fees and more books.

Good.

Second Oldest has officially lost her mind.

Not good.

Youngest daughter has found her stride in high school. Too bad shes on the nerdy/goth like stride thing.

Good.

Son is loving living with relatives in Texas.

Very good.  Whereabouts?

Wife sprained her ankle at work, so shes off her feet for a few days.

Not good.

But all in all its been okay for me, missed you all!

Missed you too bud! Woo.

[Writers Bloque]

One of the family farms outside of Amarillo, this past summer he got a job when visiting my aunt and uncle helping one of those "experience ranch life" farm things and fell in love. An assload of paperwork later and he will be staying until he graduates, but hes made it clear to me and my wife he really has no intention of returning home for any longer than visits. Traitor.

[Pornhubby]

Amarillo is a strange town, because it sits on a county line, and is the county seat of two counties. Potter and Randall. It’s a nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there. Very flat, very hot, lots of dust storms. Lots of tornadoes. Heaven, in other words.

[ObiDongKenobi]

This always cracks me up.  It's by a famous British comedian and taken from a fundraising show.  The original included our infamous child abuser and alround scumbag Jimmy Savile but they have cleverly edited him out.

[msslave]

Daughter made it home safely yesterday afternoon early. They have a two day drive of 1500 miles. Got several texts and calls along their route.

Best was a text when they were just 5 miles from home. Once they get there it's unloading the van then collapsing.

One final video came in that still has me chuckling. Their dog had been in the front seat curled up on her cushion. As they neared home she popped up and started barking like crazy. It was so funny watching her get more excited as they got closer. Soon the van pulled into the driveway and stopped. I heard th click of a door open and ZOOM...dog was out of the van.

Besides seeing the video of the dog, I was also happy seeing them safely pull into their driveway after the long trip.

[watcher1]

Had a long text session with my daughter as they traveled down the the road for their home in New York. Their van is set up for comfort with a bed in the back. She was watching her DVD player with the dog laying on.her leg.

They were only less than an hour away from Chicago when she'll take over driving duties. Husband doesn't do heavy traffic or city driving. Country boy at heart.

Miss he already even though we had almost a two week visit. With easy cell phone and video chats it helps keep us connected.

Yes, the upside of the tech age. Love face-timing with all the grandchildren.

[msslave]

It's election day! I used to look at this as a holiday... voting for who I thought was the best candidate.

Now again, I go to the polls and in many cases I will be voting against the Trump Kool Ade drinkers. One dizzy bitch has actively campaigned on her belief that Trump was really elected.
Called her self the election denier in chief.

What makes my day is the end of all the negative ads from both sides. Doesn't any candidate want to tell the voters, " Vote for me, I can do a good job"

Have a good day KBers and be sure to vote.

[Writers Bloque]

Amarillo is a strange town, because it sits on a county line, and is the county seat of two counties. Potter and Randall. It’s a nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there. Very flat, very hot, lots of dust storms. Lots of tornadoes. Heaven, in other words.

While not being the shared family farm, I was quite fond of it growing up. My uncle who owned it said it was "The perfect place to make a boy into a man." It was heaven, especially on my very first visit my uncle took me to the Texas Rangers station. I loved it, as it always reminded me of a Clint Eastwood gunslinger movie.

[Pornhubby]

What makes my day is the end of all the negative ads from both sides.

America has more elections, more elected officials, and shorter term limits, than most any other nation in the world. So we are perpetually in an election cycle. I think we ought to tack on two years to every term (so they are thinking about their job and not re-election). And eliminate the election of judges, prosecutors, education boards, and all the other crazy small offices that nobody knows anything about. I know that increases the likelihood of corruption. But I think we ought to elect competent executive officials, and the trust them to get highly qualified people to fill those positions. What we’re seeing in Texas are absolute idiots getting elected to important positions, based solely on party affiliation. Many are idiots are idiots. We have a convicted child abuser running for the school board here, and he may win, because he is a Republican.

[Pornhubby]

What makes my day is the end of all the negative ads from both sides.

America has more elections, more elected officials, and shorter term limits, than most any other nation in the world. So we are perpetually in an election cycle. I think we ought to tack on two years to every term (so they are thinking about their job and not re-election). And eliminate the election of judges, prosecutors, education boards, and all the other crazy small offices that nobody knows anything about. I know that increases the likelihood of corruption. But I think we ought to elect competent executive officials, and the trust them to get highly qualified people to fill those positions. What we’re seeing in Texas are absolute idiots getting elected to important positions, based solely on party affiliation. Many are worse than idiots. We have a convicted child abuser running for the school board here, and he may win, because he is a Republican. Our state attorney general is indicted on four counts of securities fraud, and is under investigation by the FBI. The Supreme Court recently reprimanded him for prosecuting an alleged fraudulent voter. Said he had no jurisdiction. That’s what we get in my hillbilly state.

[Clitical Thinking]

What makes my day is the end of all the negative ads from both sides. Doesn't any candidate want to tell the voters, " Vote for me, I can do a good job"

I've actually seen some ads that were kind of positive. They usually start off about how Mr. or Mrs. Good White Christian Patriot loves God, their country, their family, the military, and the police.

But of course it would be too much to ask to have any ads that were 100% positive, so inevitably they all end with how their opponent favors extreme abortion, is a communist, wants to ban the police, and in once case, not only did they probably move here only to run for office, but they might even be European 

[JBRG]

What makes my day is the end of all the negative ads from both sides.

But I think we ought to elect competent executive officials,

The problem is, and I'm sure you have noticed this, is that the people who are actually qualified to do the job don't actually run for the job. They have better things to do. Like running successful companies.

I have never seen a politician, at any level, who actually knew how to run a corporation as large as their level of government.

If there were fewer elections in the US, the election sign industry would collapse and put many out of work. 

[watcher1]

If politicians promise things during their campaigns, then they will be held to those promises. Much easier to attack their opponents. So glad all the political ads are finally over. Until next time. Overall, it seems the election was pretty well run with a minimum of issues and problems.

[msslave]

Other than all the candidates I voted for winning, I got a good laugh at home.

Wife and I both have trouble with our toenails. Maybe an old age thing. I have trouble just holding the clipper with my arthritis and bending over too.

Wife got the number of a RN who started her own business helping people like us with our feet.

So yeah, getting my nails trimmed was a highlight. What cracked me up was my cat. He came out while wife was getting her feet done. At one point the nurse was using a small battery grinder on a callus. It was making a high pitched whine and all of a sudden Neville got totally into what was going on. Wife realized the noise sounded a bit like a fly. And he is a good bug chaser. I had to watch close to make sure he didn't pounce on the grinder.

So nails are done for another couple months. It wasn't a full pedicure I guess. I didn't get any polish 
I had hoped to go for Whore Red
 

[Pornhubby]

I have trouble with my nails. I’m just not as limber as I used to be, and it seems like I always manage to cut myself with the toenail clippers. And so I end up with my foot bleeding. And as a diabetic, that causes me concern. But I am not willing to go to a pedicure place, because I don’t want to pick up any bacteria or fungus. We diabetics always worry about losing our feet.

So I don’t look like Howard Hughes, but I’m not at all happy with my nails.

[msslave]

I'd recommend checking to see if there's some one like our gal. She's a registered nurse so all health concerns are taken into account. Not sure how you'd go about finding that service. Maybe just a internet search. Hell, of you can all that great porn, how hard can it be to find home health care. Just behave yourself damnit...no asking for a happy ending.