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Reply #6660 on: July 03, 2022, 03:42:24 PM

This girl is feeling great.

Love it! Woo



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Reply #6661 on: July 03, 2022, 03:59:34 PM
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This girl is feeling great. 
One of the first things I read after opening KB.  Made my day. 
Woo!

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Reply #6662 on: July 04, 2022, 12:44:42 AM

WMMD

Shiela posting dames in Celebs I'd like to F*

And Dan successfully navigating the road during our drive up M-25 while my head was in his lap.  He did have it on cruise control. 


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Reply #6663 on: July 04, 2022, 02:34:01 AM

WMMD

Shiela posting dames in Celebs I'd like to F*

And Dan successfully navigating the road during our drive up M-25 while my head was in his lap.  He did have it on cruise control.

First off, kudos to to the traveling fun,

And second, I dont know how anybody that isn't asexual can look at her an not feel some animalistic sexual urges. If she wasnt vegan, she'd be perfect in my opinion.

That is an altered pic too. it was a white gown she wore back in like 2015-16 or something like that. Making it black and adding that black lipstick... holy shit!



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Reply #6664 on: July 04, 2022, 04:08:25 AM
Making it black and adding that black lipstick... holy shit!

Yeah .... holy shit!   Gorgeous!

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Reply #6665 on: July 04, 2022, 06:42:51 PM

Maybe it should be in TIL - but never realised you could pay as much as $300 for a bottle of blended scotch; never touch the stuff myself as always prefer a single malt. 
This might help MJ choose her whisky on her next trip to Scotland https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/feature/whiskybyflavour
Recently went to Scotland for the first time in many years and delighted to find that whisky is much cheaper than in London.

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Reply #6666 on: July 05, 2022, 02:03:06 PM
A family member's wedding photos. The bride looked lovely - but clearly, she had input on what he wore.  You cannot go wrong with a classic black tux.

On the other hand, he wore a powder blue, shiny silk tux with a white fur collar.  Somewhere in the 70's Elton John is frantically running around in his underwear looking for his costume.  ;D



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Reply #6667 on: July 05, 2022, 08:53:05 PM
You cannot go wrong with a classic black tux.

No you can not.

Dan has gotten laid every time he wore his classic black tux while with me.   And once he was laid while still wearing it.  The zipper just needed lowered.   I waited until we got back home, but I was ready to take him in the parking lot of the reception hall.

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Reply #6668 on: July 08, 2022, 10:00:20 PM
Negative Covid test. Yeah! Back to work on Monday. Boo.

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Reply #6669 on: July 08, 2022, 11:24:05 PM
Oldest Daughter and her creepy fiancee left this morning. I have a tux, but I never really get to wear it anymore, except on my 35th birthday. I kind of want a pin stripe suit. but still not many opportunities to wear one. The best I dress currently is a business suit for work. But today I found out that the company picnic is back on, and I also was approved for a raise, since they kind of forgotten to add it to the paycheck. So yeah, good day all around for me, and I hope its good for everyone too!

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Reply #6670 on: July 10, 2022, 01:40:57 AM
Instead of our monthly photo club meeting, we had a picnic at the state park. Most of our meetings were on Zoom and I've missed a few in person meetings with my treatment making me tired.

After all our hot humid days, today was perfect. Add to that good fellowship and just general catching up with each other it was a great time.

Wife and I had so much fun, we both plopped down in our recliners and slept the rest of the afternoon away. :facepalm:
Old people...wadda ya gonna do. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #6671 on: July 10, 2022, 02:21:48 AM
Love you Bob, you deserved a day like that. woo :emot_kiss:



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Reply #6672 on: July 10, 2022, 02:43:53 AM
Thanks Shiela. Another big day tomorrow too. Taking wife's son out for breakfast then celebrate a friend's with a rib feast.

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Reply #6673 on: July 10, 2022, 03:08:48 AM
Dont overdo things old man.

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Reply #6674 on: July 10, 2022, 04:52:52 AM
Instead of our monthly photo club meeting, we had a picnic at the state park. Most of our meetings were on Zoom and I've missed a few in person meetings with my treatment making me tired.

After all our hot humid days, today was perfect. Add to that good fellowship and just general catching up with each other it was a great time.

Wife and I had so much fun, we both plopped down in our recliners and slept the rest of the afternoon away. :facepalm:
Old people...wadda ya gonna do. :emot_laughing:

Made my day, hearing you had such a nice one.  Woo to you!

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Reply #6675 on: July 10, 2022, 04:53:58 AM
Thanks Shiela. Another big day tomorrow too. Taking wife's son out for breakfast then celebrate a friend's with a rib feast.

Wait, who is getting their rib feasted on? 😏

Haha, sorry, hope you have a great day 😁



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Reply #6676 on: July 12, 2022, 01:18:15 AM
Heard from a friend in Michigan. A Hummingbird slammed into their deck door and was laying in it's back on the deck. It's mate showed up trying to help the stunned hummer. My friend picked up the bird and got it right side up in her hand. WHOOOOSH... away flew the bird looking fully recovered.

Then a bunny showed up. I told her it was the EMT Bunny. :roll:

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Reply #6677 on: July 13, 2022, 04:45:17 PM
I got the ex hooked up with our county Health and Human Services department. She has an appointment today, so hopefully they can get her paperwork done with the right people. I believe all ESRFs qualify for Medicare. It’s been the law since 1972.

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Reply #6678 on: July 14, 2022, 03:27:48 PM
An effortless 3 mile run   Then bleachers and half way through I thought I was going to vomit.  So I slowed down on those.  Finished then did a slow lap.  By then, M was done with her workout. 

Coffee, a hard boiled egg, and a bowl of oatmeal. 
Off to color the hair and shower. 
Very nice out, so it might be a read by the pool kind of day. 
Dan golfing all day with friends. 

And I almost choked on my multivitamin.  Nobody around to give me the heimlich, almost turned into a very bad day. 

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Reply #6679 on: July 16, 2022, 02:14:49 AM
Mediated a case today, and picked up policy limits for my client.




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