Also, today I was approved for promotion at work. Now I am a manager of the floor, as the previous manager was let go due to certain inappropriate behaviors at work. No one else was in line so the bosses secretary came in, handed me a paper and promptly left. I get to keep my office too. AND I get a door plate with my name on it and Manager on it. That and Grapico are my favorite things. Feels good man, now no one on the floor can order me around, only have to take orders from above. Shit is about to get real. No more fucking in the supply closet, unless you consent to being filmed, and I want my coffee Venti sized. Power feels nice.
Congratulations my friend. Excellent news.
I have had 6 members of our legal team, three lawyers and three legal assistants, gone this week due to Covid and other maladies. So I’m here alone with the receptionist, basically doing the work of everyone.
If I could, I would send a flock of interns to cover the entire office for you, those little monkeys know their shit.
Great WB. Did you get a key to the golden bathroom? I hear the toilet paper is Charmin and the hand dryer sucks rather than blows.
No golden bathroom, but one that is a step nicer than one at a four star restaurant. Kind of sucks, I was expecting a starbucks in there. But no, its just a quieter shitter.
Looking good WB. Now make those monkeys under you jump and to your tune.
Remember what goes on in the golden bathroom stays on the golden bathroom.
If it was legal, I would make them gladiator fight, or pull a pirate skit, the one from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. But alas, all I can get them to do is their work. But interns are open game, little monkeys, fighting for their grades, or a full time position. But I am a benevolent god, and I had the one intern in the group who was making the rest look bad by slacking off, bringing down their productivity transferred to Receiving. Now there is peace in the lands again.
Also I was not joking about the fucking in the supply closet. I got the security monitor now. They better clean up afterwards or there will be hell to pay.