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Reply #6580 on: June 15, 2022, 08:05:39 PM
?? Why would her Dad chase after Alan?
Pretty sure he means comically


He'll be expecting a sex story or something, so I have to go in a different direction. Usually something about my period will do.

Would that be the Jake period or the present period with Alan?  ;D ;D

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Reply #6581 on: June 16, 2022, 02:19:32 AM
Sasha confessing that she wants to eat her mother’s pussy. I think I’m gonna have to start calling her CJ. LOL.

Oh, and that book. Holy mother fucking God.  It’s pretty scandalous by today’s standards, but by 1963 standards, it was completely off the charts. I bet eyeballs were exploding. Only 10 years after the second Kinsey report, which said the average length of coitus in America was 2-3 minutes.

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Reply #6582 on: June 16, 2022, 05:40:35 PM
Picked up the new spectacles 👓
Managed to meet an old friend after one year at the pizzeria.



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Reply #6583 on: June 16, 2022, 05:47:16 PM

Managed to meet an old friend after one year at the pizzeria.


Who was at the pizzeria for one year, you or your friend?





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Reply #6584 on: June 16, 2022, 06:04:29 PM
Oh Barb  :facepalm: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #6585 on: June 16, 2022, 06:07:20 PM
 :facepalm:
I had a hunch that something was amiss.
 :facepalm: Met the friend, at the pizzeria, after having met him last year in September.



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Reply #6586 on: June 16, 2022, 11:59:34 PM
I'm posting new chapters and writing new chapters!

But what made my day today and every day is my infinitely horny new girlfriend. She was getting ready to leave this morning when I rushed out of the bedroom with a hard-on and a plea. She immediately sucked me so I was even harder (and a little lubricated with spit to help get in). Then we adjourned to the bedroom where she dropped her scrubs and panties to her knees and got on the edge of the bed on all fours. It was a tight fit as usual, but she had plenty of her delicious and delightful natural lube, so I got fully in within a few strokes. She started cumming almost right away. I plowed her for a good half an hour. It takes me longer to cum these days! She doesn't seem to mind. She has understanding coworkers, too (of her being half an hour late).

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Reply #6587 on: June 17, 2022, 02:17:22 AM
Sasha confessing that she wants to eat her mother’s pussy. I think I’m gonna have to start calling her CJ. LOL.

Oh, and that book. Holy mother fucking God.  It’s pretty scandalous by today’s standards, but by 1963 standards, it was completely off the charts. I bet eyeballs were exploding. Only 10 years after the second Kinsey report, which said the average length of coitus in America was 2-3 minutes.

It would be hilarious if someone made a claim against Kinsey for violation of civil and privacy rights. I read that he was on a warpath against smut. Dunno how true that is, but it would be funny if someone raised those questions.

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Reply #6588 on: June 17, 2022, 02:42:06 AM

It would be hilarious if someone made a claim against Kinsey for violation of civil and privacy rights. I read that he was on a warpath against smut. Dunno how true that is, but it would be funny if someone raised those questions.


Well the statute of limitations is typically two years, and the Kinsey report was 69 years ago, so he’s probably safe.

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Reply #6589 on: June 19, 2022, 01:51:17 PM
Big cookout today at dad's. Had the meatballs 9n the slow cooker all night. Last year he asked if I could do something with venison, so I bought a venison tenderloin, and fresh cut bacon. Ground it all up and made a separate batch just for him. Had to borrow a crock pot from the neighbors so I could have them both going last night.

Had to male a.double batch because with gas prices most of the family wasn't traveling and everybody is going to be there. Going to basically be a family reunion. Should be a lot of fun though.



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Reply #6590 on: June 19, 2022, 03:51:27 PM
Big cookout today at dad's. Had the meatballs 9n the slow cooker all night. Last year he asked if I could do something with venison, so I bought a venison tenderloin, and fresh cut bacon. Ground it all up and made a separate batch just for him. Had to borrow a crock pot from the neighbors so I could have them both going last night.

Had to male a.double batch because with gas prices most of the family wasn't traveling and everybody is going to be there. Going to basically be a family reunion. Should be a lot of fun though.

Swedish meatballs?  8)   Enjoy your day with Dad.

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Reply #6591 on: June 19, 2022, 04:27:31 PM
Enjoying all the Father’s Day well wishes and phone calls. I thought that it would be a very quiet day. But the phone started exploding at sunrise. I am so happy. I am blessed.

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Reply #6592 on: June 19, 2022, 06:24:34 PM
started exploding at sunrise.

Some morning phone to go along with the morning wood  :emot_laughing:

Sorry  :facepalm:

Happy Father's Day  ;D



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Reply #6593 on: June 19, 2022, 07:03:56 PM
But the phone started exploding at sunrise.

Midnight here. The girls have a competition who can wish Happy whatever first.   Mother's Day, birthdays, anniversaries, any holidays.  It's cute, but not when you're sound asleep.  'M' beat 'A' this morning.  12:00 and 2 seconds.  'A' came in at about 10 seconds after midnight. 

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Reply #6594 on: June 19, 2022, 07:04:45 PM
But the phone started exploding at sunrise.

Midnight here. The girls have a competition who can wish Happy whatever first.   Mother's Day, birthdays, anniversaries, any holidays.  It's cute, but not when you're sound asleep.  'M' beat A this morning.  12:00 and 2 seconds.  'A' came in at about 10 seconds after midnight.

So sweet. This made my day. Thanks for sharing.

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Reply #6595 on: June 19, 2022, 11:54:59 PM
Daughter called this afternoon. She'd been practicing riding her new Honda 300 motorcycle. Hubby was along side on his bike.

Found out there's something called the Guardian Bell...a small bell to attach to your first motorcycle "for protection". It has to be given to you by someone else. Can't buy your own.

So the dealer opened up after hours for daughter and hubby. Bike was already picked out. Just had to write the check. Meanwhile a guy came in for some oil and filter. When he found out daughter was picking up her first motorcycle he said, "You gotta have a lady rider guardian bell and said has to be given to you... can't buy your own.

He proceeded to get her a bell that is now attached to the new "toy". I'm so happy that a stranger was so kind to help a new bike owner get some "protection ". I know it's just superstition, but it's the thought that counts.  Superstitions are kinda silly, right. Knock on wood. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #6596 on: June 20, 2022, 01:08:47 AM
That’s a TIL about the guardian bell. Might explain why I pulled a wheelie and almost killed myself on my first bike. LOL.

Sweet story. Sweeter still that your daughter called you on Father’s Day.

What made my day was hearing from all of my kids, two boys, three girls. Kept me on the phone for several hours. My Eagle Scout was in Giverny, France at Claude Monet’s house. It’s where he did all his water lily paintings. The pond is still there and maintained as it was in his time.


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Reply #6597 on: June 20, 2022, 02:33:53 PM
Dad LOVED his venison bacon meatballs. He didnt share them with anybody, but I had two of them for taste testing. Think i overdid the bacon as there was a lot of bacon grease even after pan searing and baking them, but as long as he is happy with them I'm happy.

It was an enormous get together and dad's girlfriend (and I kid you not, her name is Julie) was there. Her sons were obviously spending time with their own dad, but it was great having her there. I was sitting nearby and I looked over at my dad who was staring at her while she spoke with my Aunt Amy. He had those eyes of adoration and I could almost feel how much he had fallen for her, and when she looked back at him, they share the most beautiful smile and it nearly brought tears to my eyes. I love him so much and he deserves this.

Oh, and he did not disappoint on the dad jokes either. My niece has been taking cooking classes for summer vacation the last two years, and they had a dip making contest, and my dad was surprised that she didn't win. I shook my head and said "dont say it dad, just dont say it."

Of course, "you're the best dip I know"

I loved so hard, not just because of bad joke, but his delivery was on point. He looked right at me with big wide eyes and the biggest grin. Like true excitment on his face to tell his joke.

The other one wasnt as good though, said he went to a concert that only cost him 45 cents. It stared fifty cent featuring Nickelback  :facepalm: he claimed he got it from a friend, but I think he asked google nest.

Oh, and to end my day on a even higher note, i went by Allan's after the party, and had a good and proper f@#$



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Reply #6598 on: June 20, 2022, 02:36:40 PM
I'm happy to hear that Shiela's Sunday went so well  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #6599 on: June 20, 2022, 02:40:13 PM
Dad LOVED his venison bacon meatballs. He didnt share them with anybody, but I had two of them for taste testing.

Oh, and to end my day on a even higher note, i went by Allan's after the party, and had a good and proper f@#$

Love you. Made my day.  Ate Dad’s balls and Allan’s. LOL.

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