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Reply #6440 on: May 03, 2022, 12:33:33 PM

A long overdue eye appointment. The exam was done by a Dr. Molar.

I couldn't help but chuckle and asked, "Shouldn't you have been a dentist instead of an optometrist?"

She smiled and said, "Probably not. My first name is Candy."

When I went next door to the optical center to order new contacts (the old-fashioned, non-disposable kind) the clerk there looked at the prescription and said there was a measurement that had been 43 the last time and was now 47 and she wondered if there had been a mistake.

Sure enough a call to the office revealed a typo. What was supposed to be 42.75 was typed as 47.25, with the 2 and 7 transposed. She got off the phone and did a little happy dance that she had saved me two weeks for not having to reorder later. It was adorable. I gave her a high five.

She even let me use my wife's credit card to pay, since mine had been cancelled the day before when I found 3 fraudulent charges on it, but that's a story for another thread.



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Reply #6441 on: May 03, 2022, 12:40:48 PM
Quote from: purpleshoes on May 03, 2022, 12:33:33 PM

A long overdue eye appointment. The exam was done by a Dr. Molar.

I couldn't help but chuckle and asked, "Shouldn't you have been a dentist instead of an optometrist?"

She smiled and said, "Probably not. My first name is Candy."


So nominative determinism doesn't always work  ;D

I hardly expect anyone to believe this but at my local hospital there was a urologist called Dr. Dick (family name, not first name)


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Reply #6442 on: May 04, 2022, 02:53:33 PM
I learned over the weekend that one of my Ukrainian families were being evicted from their home. It was sold to a refugee family from Kyiv, and they were cast out on the street. Six children, mother, and invalid grandmother.

What made my day is I did an online appeal for donations for the family, and quickly raised several thousand dollars. We found a house that has been empty for a long time, and is in serious need of repair. But there were contractors on the property this morning, restoring water service to the house.

This will be the first time the family has had running water. And it also will be the first time that my foster daughter has had a bedroom. Six children had been sleeping on two couches, stacked like cord wood. I think this will end up being a positive development for them. Feeling good.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #6443 on: May 04, 2022, 04:07:17 PM
All your work on behalf of your Ukrainian friends is always so heartwarming. As I read of the horror that continues on there it's so good to hear of good things happening..

Thanks for your good work.

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Reply #6444 on: May 04, 2022, 06:26:57 PM
My day continues to be made, due to the generosity and compassion of my friends and associates.

Donations came in so quickly that we had plumbers on site today, laying a new water line, and hooking up to the “new” house.  This family has never had running water or indoor plumbing. They heated water from a well on their wood burning stove and bathed in a tin wash basin.  Of course, an outdoor privy, no matter the weather.

We are starting on roof, wall and floor repairs tomorrow. I have even had inquiries about buying them a new kitchen. It’s a good day.
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Reply #6445 on: May 04, 2022, 07:10:50 PM
You are an impressive man pornhubby. Woo


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Reply #6446 on: May 04, 2022, 07:47:31 PM
What Shiela said. Keep up with the good work.

That is all.

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Reply #6447 on: May 04, 2022, 08:14:40 PM
Dang already used up my WOO for you today.

So WOO!!!

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Reply #6448 on: May 04, 2022, 10:42:42 PM
What made our day down here in La Paz --- effective tomorrow, the Covid traffic light system and masking in crowded outdoor spaces is being cancelled. Not that we have been wearing a mask outdoors anyways (last night's 487 anniversary of the founding of La Paz being an exception - very crowded). That fact that we leave here 5 days from tomorrow makes it kinda anti-climactic. But still, it's wonderful to know that Mexico is easing towards Covid being endemic and not going away.

That is all.

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Reply #6449 on: May 05, 2022, 04:58:06 PM
Past two weeks I've been taking 20 mg clonazepam to help with my anxiety. Twice my prescribed dosage, and it really didn't seem to do much but make me very tired and made it hard for me to focus and I felt even more uncoordinated than usual. They also boost the "better off dead" thoughts which obviously doesn't help at all either. I know I've said it before, but why do drugs designed to help with anxiety make you think about suicide so friggin much... seems mighty counter productive.

Anyways. So far today I don't feel I need it. Granted the day just started but things have been going decent so far. Maybe, just maybe I'm through this thing.


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Reply #6450 on: May 05, 2022, 05:06:24 PM
Here's wishing you a great day Shiela. And enjoy a taco or two... it's Cinco De Mayo after all. Ole! :emot_kiss:

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Reply #6451 on: May 05, 2022, 05:23:13 PM

Eating tacos later today.  Happy Cinco De Mayo.

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Reply #6452 on: May 05, 2022, 05:25:31 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on May 05, 2022, 04:58:06 PM
So far today I don't feel I need it. Granted the day just started but things have been going decent so far. Maybe, just maybe I'm through this thing.

Happy to hear  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #6453 on: May 05, 2022, 08:32:40 PM
Water lines installed and family now has running water. Trip to the building supply center tomorrow to buy cement, drywall, roofing, wallpaper etc.  The general contractor has been hired.  They call him the “Master” in Ukrainian. Master indeed. So happy.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #6454 on: May 07, 2022, 08:26:59 AM
That is so nice to hear.  :D

That pure country and its people will be scared for decades to come.  :'(

I travel some in former Yugoslavia and often see deserted villages and bullet holes in houses.  :o


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Reply #6455 on: May 07, 2022, 08:36:09 AM
Now to some good news.

Soon we might know all about the mysterius Mister Asm....

I knew Bella was in bed, playing with my laptop, checking KB, and trying to be funny I sent her a PM saying: "Breakfast is ready"

Only problem was that I accidently sent it To Asm.... instead. :facepalm:

Loved Bella's answer when I told her about it, though, "I hope he brings Danish." ;D

Well, I can ask, should he respond.


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Reply #6456 on: May 07, 2022, 04:55:06 PM
More likely he would bring bologna on a piece of moldy bread.

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Reply #6457 on: May 07, 2022, 05:13:13 PM
More likely a cryptic message in black text and in the smallest font on where to find the moldy sandwich


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Reply #6458 on: May 07, 2022, 06:11:39 PM
Thanks both for ruining what could have been a funny little story. :facepalm:



At least Bell and I could laugh at my mistake.  ;D


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Reply #6459 on: May 07, 2022, 06:54:49 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on May 07, 2022, 05:13:13 PM
More likely a cryptic message in black text and in the smallest font on where to find the moldy sandwich

LMAO. Yet here we are, still talking about him.


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