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Offline Pornhubby

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Reply #6100 on: December 06, 2021, 12:44:50 AM
Buying Christmas gifts for my foster daughter. She’ll be here in 10 days for the holidays, and Daddy is known for spoiling.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #6101 on: December 07, 2021, 12:45:55 PM
Quote from: purpleshoes on December 03, 2021, 12:42:31 PM
Quote from: staci on December 02, 2021, 07:10:36 PM
I bet you wore that little thing out with Pussy Galore.

Goldfinger was the first James Bond movie I ever saw. Being a barely pubescent teenager (I was 14 at the time), I thought her character name was uproariously funny. All these years later I'm amazed that they got away naming her Pussy Galore in 1964.

Maybe it's because we had just come out of the 'idyllic' 1950s.  (Forget the calendar, in my opinion, the 1950s ended abruptly on November 22, 1963 in Dallas, Texas.)

I don't know how it got past the censors during a decade when you couldn't even say the word 'pregnant' on television, but it was funny as hell.

When Goldfinger was released the term "pussy" was not in common use in the UK so the name Pussy Galore went right over my teenage head. Doh!


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Reply #6102 on: December 07, 2021, 04:59:43 PM
Went to the gym today and saw a pair of high platform boots with spikes under one of the benches. Wife and I both knew who they belonged to. Went over to where she was working out and confirmed. We all got a good laugh at her outlandish footwear. She said at only 5 feet tall, she needs a "lift". She's a bubbly person and always a lot of fun when we see her. Said she turns 50 in February. Good to see a cougar living large. She was happy to model her shoes for me.

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Reply #6103 on: December 11, 2021, 03:36:08 PM
Once again my heated seats put a warm smile on my face. My butt was super toasty on my way into work. I might take my break out in my car just to get that feeling again 🤤

Remote start a couple minutes before I go out there. Heaven😉

I have slippers at home i put in the microwave for a minute to keep my feet warm, wonder if they have something similar for office chairs I could use at work, but I doubt my coworkers would be very fond of my putting something I sit on in the microwave.


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Reply #6104 on: December 14, 2021, 06:15:42 AM
I hit a deer the first week of November and totaled my car. I have spent six weeks fighting with the insurance company, and they finally agreed to pay me more than twice what I bought it for. I got a good deal on the car, but the settlement was an unexpected bonus. So I went out a bought a new car today. I came home, sat down, and cried tears of relief. I have had so much hanging over my head. I had no idea how stressed out I was. Feel like Christmas in December.

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Reply #6105 on: December 14, 2021, 06:21:30 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 11, 2021, 03:36:08 PM
I wonder if they have something similar for office chairs I could use at work.

Queen chair, and Daddy’s tongue.


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Reply #6106 on: December 14, 2021, 08:35:00 PM
Jumped back on here after maybe forgetting the link for a bit  :facepalm:

But I had such a warm welcoming post waiting for me!

It is dumb, but it made me smile after a not so great day.

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Reply #6107 on: December 16, 2021, 03:47:26 PM
All day yesterday we were getting warnings of very high winds, even a tornado watch. I got a text from my neighbor early in the evening that she was moving our trash bins into our garage so they don't get blown over creating a mess in the high winds.

Dang but we're so lucky to have such great neighbors.  :D

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Reply #6108 on: December 16, 2021, 04:38:54 PM
My neighbors across the street cans are being blown everywhere, so I was doing that earlier... pause for applause and pats on my back... it's made worse by it being recycling day so every ody has two cans out by the curb so I'm taking paper bags with me so I cannot us loose things and not have to carry everything in my hands. The [Jones] family drinks a LOT of wine... I might have to stop by sometimes to say hi😂🤣

Gotta help keep my neighborhood clean... pause for more praise... it is good to have great neighbors. Happy you have so many around you Bob💋


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Reply #6109 on: December 16, 2021, 04:47:41 PM
To quote Mr. Rogers, "Won't you be my neighbor?"

Having Shiela next door would be like having a porn show out my window. Just think of the bandwidth I'd save? :emot_laughing:

Seriously, you'd be a sweet caring neighbor, as your post indicates.

(Pats Shiela on the butt....er, back) dang autocorrect. :D

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Reply #6110 on: December 24, 2021, 01:51:02 PM
That KRISTEN’S BOARD is back up and running,
Truly !


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Reply #6111 on: December 24, 2021, 03:29:36 PM
Truly amazed at how quickly Lois got things up and running again! Happy holidays to my KB friends!

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #6112 on: December 24, 2021, 05:41:38 PM
Merry Christmas!


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Reply #6113 on: December 25, 2021, 03:03:28 PM
You too CT.


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Reply #6114 on: December 27, 2021, 02:36:19 PM
Seeing Jules posting again, after a long absence. Hope you enjoy your vacation and will come back ready to pick up your duties as our sheriff.

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Reply #6115 on: December 27, 2021, 04:40:14 PM
Well hello hello hello all my favorite perverts :emot_laughing:
Thought I had lost you all for good.

Sitting at work and something told me to check my email, and somebody said they left me a PM. I wondered, "how did they do that?" So I decided to check and low and behold "WE'RE BACK!!"

How long has it been back up?  After four days of suspension, I thought it might have been it.

Anyways, glad to be back with you all. I've a very busy day today, so I probably wont be back till this evening.

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Reply #6116 on: December 27, 2021, 04:56:43 PM
Glad to see you.

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Reply #6117 on: December 27, 2021, 05:34:58 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 27, 2021, 04:40:14 PM

Anyways, glad to be back with you all. I've a very busy day today, so I probably wont be back till this evening.

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Well this made my day today! And a message from the Sheriff last night. 2021 is going out on a great note!

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #6118 on: December 27, 2021, 06:10:06 PM
One by one, we're getting the gang back together.
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Reply #6119 on: December 27, 2021, 06:18:07 PM
Seeing Jules and Shiela post again  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:


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