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Reply #5600 on: June 29, 2021, 05:40:41 PM
This community

I was gonna say they are a fun and wild bunch, and then I realized I've been posting here almost a year now, so I guess I'm also now 'they' 🤔

Off to the hot tub we go! 🎉

Hold your horses CT, do we have a formal invite from the ladies?   Wouldn't want to get banned. ;D

Old rules stated you needed at least 500 posts to get inside. However, working the bar and performing cleanup tasks got you close. Then the pandemic happened and all rules went out the window, and the bomb shelter became the place everybody wanted to be. No matter how this thing pans out, I think the weekends will still be ladies only.

I love this community as well.



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Reply #5601 on: June 30, 2021, 10:21:09 PM
Made the 72nd of 72 payments on my Dodge Ram today.

I’ll use the extra money to get my Tundra back on the road.  It catches but won’t fully start as of a month ago.



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Reply #5602 on: June 30, 2021, 11:17:32 PM
Another visit to the Vet for my boy cat. Looks like we finally got his thyroid meds regulated. Started with two pills a day and that brought his levels down too low. Went to one pill per day and that wasn't enough. It's a hard small pill and can't be cut in half. Last month Neville got one pill one day and two the next. Wife made a chart fore to keep track. We got a good report today.

Only bump today was when I brought the cat carrier up, out girl hightailed it to the basement. She was still there when we got home and it was another hour before she rejoined the family.. :D

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Reply #5603 on: July 03, 2021, 03:07:49 PM
I had to take a minute to decide whether to post here or ruined my day. With all the travel this weekend, our boarding area or pet hotel, is completely booked and full. The part that is bothering me a bit is that somebody dropped their puppy off that isnt even a year old. So went on a trip and didnt take this little guy with him, so now we've got him till Monday.

I'm posting this here because that means I have a puppy for the next three days 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

I'm gonna snuggle, hug, and socialize the hell out of this little fuzball.  I can see getting into trouble because I'm going to bring him with me everywhere I go while I'm at work this weekend.

I LOVE PUPPIES 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Reply #5604 on: July 03, 2021, 06:52:29 PM
I wish I was a puppy. At Shiela’s house this weekend. And she’s just wearing her panties and a pair of socks. And sharing her ice cream...




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Reply #5605 on: July 03, 2021, 07:04:16 PM
Those are soooo cute 🥰🥰🥰🥰

That middle ones got some fight.

I wish I could take this little guy home at night. Would definitely lose my job if I tried. He'll have to stay at work, but that doesnt mean I could put in a few pro bono hours 🤗



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Reply #5606 on: July 07, 2021, 12:06:56 AM
I’m just 3 woo’s away from 1,000.  Who’s going to pick that cherry?







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Reply #5607 on: July 07, 2021, 01:13:24 AM
Ok... I'll give you a WOO. Great clip.

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Reply #5608 on: July 07, 2021, 05:04:35 PM
I have two foster daughters in Ukraine.  The state school is closed for the summer, and the borders are closed, so I have been sending a weekly food allowance via Western Union. Otherwise, they are reduced to collecting scrap metal to buy potatoes.

Well, on Friday, Western Union closed down my account.  Said I was making “too many” transfers.  We’re talking about $30 transfers. Yeah, so that’s definitely signs of some big money laundering operation.  Jesus.  So what made my day was finding a new service, Wise, that lets me transfer funds straight to their mom’s bank card with low fees, a couple of dollars. So the girls grocery shopped today, and got a treat. “Papi” is happy.

And fuck you Western Union. 



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Reply #5609 on: July 07, 2021, 05:23:19 PM
I have two foster daughters in Ukraine.  The state school is closed for the summer, and the borders are closed, so I have been sending a weekly food allowance via Western Union. Otherwise, they are reduced to collecting scrap metal to buy potatoes.

Well, on Friday, Western Union closed down my account.  Said I was making “too many” transfers.  We’re talking about $30 transfers. Yeah, so that’s definitely signs of some big money laundering operation.  Jesus.  So what made my day was finding a new service, Wise, that lets me transfer funds straight to their mom’s bank card with low fees, a couple of dollars. So the girls grocery shopped today, and got a treat. “Papi” is happy.

And fuck you Western Union.

Definitely a woo for that Toe.  Hope one of the ladies gets to pop your 1000 cherry.


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Reply #5610 on: July 07, 2021, 11:28:50 PM
❤️❤️❤️


...Toe just hit WOO number 1000...
He's kind of a big deal.  And he's all mine.


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Reply #5611 on: July 08, 2021, 01:44:25 AM
Surprise camping trip.

My friends and I have been chatting about going to door country and spending some time camping. None of us own a camper, and the only tent I have is actually my dad's. One of my friends said we could use her dad's camper which is ginormous. The problem is how to get it there. I'm the only one who has ever driven with a trailer, thanks to my time in the Army, but never anything as big as a camper, and to be honest I would always make turns too wide, and I've only ever backed one up successfully one time, and I cant even take full credit because I had a buddy standing right outside the door telling me which way to turn the wheel.  All i remeber is him telling me, " put your hand on the bottom of the steering wheel. The side your hand turns to is the way the trailer will go."

Anyways, we were about to shut the whole idea down when put of the blue Tuesday evening, I get a text telling me to pack, and my friends brother will drive the camper there, unhook it, and then leave us too it. So I threw a bunch of stuff into a bag, and I was out the door. I rode in the truck with my friend and her brother and we were followed by the other women in a separate car. We got there and he made sure the water take was full, and then backed it into the camping spot with zero problems. Then he hooked up all the electrical and made sure everything was working before hoping into the truck and taking off.

So there we were five women in the "woods".  I ay this because even though it is in the woods, it is a state park and there are other campers all around us. First night there we sat around a fire pit chatting and drinking strawberry infused tequila with lemon lime soda. We didnt feel like cooking so we are chips and taco dip and veggie pizzas.

The next morning we were up and ready to go down to the water. Not a lot of beach areas on the park, but we found so space to go and relax and get a little sun and do some swimming. We were having a blast waving at all the kayakers and people in fishing boats. Too answer any questions, were we all in bikinis or two peice suits. I was in red. After a fishing boat came by and then made a u-turn. They through and anchor put and we yelled back and forth to them.  We dared them to jump in and swim to us, but none of them took us up on our offer. Two of my friends are married and then other two are in serious relationships, so they wouldn't have done anything, and there was no way I was going to have sex in a camper with my friends right outside.  I did however contemplate swimming out to them, and see where a night on a boat with four strangers took me, but the thought was quickly squashed. My friends got bored with them, so we decided to leave, but not before we all flashed them. Not my idea, but was totally on board with it. All five of us stood side by side and pulled our tops up. Me and one other did a few jumps before turning and running away. We wanted to be quick before they could take pics. The road where the car was parked was right there so it was a quick get away. My top had come loose so I ended up running with boobs in hand. We piled in and were gone.

We got back to the camper, and ran inside before all the neighbors could see us running around in bathing suits. We took turns in the little shower and had to be quick before the water ran out. The hot water stopped working so it was very very quick. I suppose this is where you guys imagine us with goosebumps and hard nipples rubbing against each other to keep warm, but this is not that kind of moment at all. Anyways, still not wanting to cook anything for lunch, we decided to pile back into the car and go to sturgeon bay for some food and drinks.  By the time we were done eating, it had started to rain. We went back to the camper and broke out an orange infused rum and more lemon lime soda. We were all pretty buzzed by the time dinner rolled around, and we finally decided to try and cook some food. No open fire because it was still raining, but the camper has a cooktop and small stove, so we walked/stumbled down to the camping store, bought some brats and stuff, went back and burnt some food. Didn't care, as we kept up with the rum. We had a radio inside so we listened to some local radio station that played country, we talked some more and I tolded them stories about me and BIG Ben. They kept asking for pics of him, but I dont have any.  Usually when I see him nude and erect, my phone is the last thing I think to grab.

It didnt stop raining at all. It kept raining all night and all morning until my friends brother showed up, hooked up the camper and we all headed back. I felt bad for him because the camper does have a bathroom, and we most definitely used it, so he had to take it to a dumping station and clear it out. While he was doing all that, I joked with my friend that I'd show him my boobs as a thank you for what he was doing. She immediately said no to that, as she didnt need to be sitting up front with her brother while he had an erection. Instead I said we should take him out for food and drinks once we got back. He was fine with just getting some fast food from A&W and a six pack of Busch lite.

Anyways, just got back, took a much needed hot shower and now I'm catching up on my KB.



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Reply #5612 on: July 08, 2021, 03:21:26 AM
Glad you guys had so much fun. Also glad you're back posting. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #5613 on: July 08, 2021, 03:56:31 AM
we talked some more and I tolded them stories about me and BIG Ben. They kept asking for pics of him, but I dont have any.

I was going to joke you could've just let them read the Who Got Laid Last Night thread or shown them the picture you posted here of you enjoying Ben's lollipop, but I think you said you weren't getting reception out there. Anyway, glad to hear you and the girls had fun :)



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Reply #5614 on: July 08, 2021, 04:01:27 AM
we talked some more and I tolded them stories about me and BIG Ben. They kept asking for pics of him, but I dont have any.

I was going to joke you could've just let them read the Who Got Laid Last Night thread or shown them the picture you posted here of you enjoying Ben's lollipop, but I think you said you weren't getting reception out there. Anyway, glad to hear you and the girls had fun :)

Oh my god no, if I ever found out one of them signed up here, and read any of the stories I wrote, especially "crossing that line", I'd be mortified. I suppose I could have shown them pics with me on him, or even video, but even that would be so ridiculously uncomfortable. Talk and showing are so very very different.



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Reply #5615 on: July 08, 2021, 04:46:11 AM
the stories I wrote, especially "crossing that line", I'd be mortified.

I may have missed that one  :o Be right back..  ;D



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Reply #5616 on: July 08, 2021, 01:54:40 PM
Surprise camping trip.



.............we decided to leave, but not before we all flashed them. Not my idea, but was totally on board with it. All five of us stood side by side and pulled our tops up. Me and one other did a few jumps before turning and running away. We wanted to be quick before they could take pics. The road where the car was parked was right there so it was a quick get away. My top had come loose so I ended up running with boobs in hand. We piled in and were gone..........


But not quickly enough ;D


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Reply #5617 on: July 08, 2021, 04:03:43 PM
Welcome back from the wilds of Door County. WOO!

I am surprised that the guys in the boat didn't run aground after seeing you in a red bikini..... 8)



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Reply #5618 on: July 09, 2021, 06:12:05 PM
Watching the neighbors old garage being torn down. Only thing that could have been better was a couple sticks of dynamite, but they did the old smash and crash method.

.And...down it comes. https://imgur.com/gallery/2GuCNb6

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Reply #5619 on: July 12, 2021, 02:23:50 AM
Had a great day yesterday exploring a part of the eastern shore of the Chesapeake Bay, the town of St. Michaels and Tilghman Island, a wine tasting and eating some great Maryland seafood.  We had such a good time we booked a weekend in the area for 3 weeks from now to do more of the same.  On the way home we stopped on Kent Island just before the Bay Bridge for a late dinner, afterwards we heard music and caught the end of a band playing at a dock bar.  We’re going back to both that restaurant and the dock bar too as soon as possible.

Lunch:
Raw clams
Raw oysters
Crab balls
Calms casino
Crab cocktail
Fried clams
Local beer
Does cocktail sauce count as a vegetable?

Dinner:
Oysters Rockefeller
Seared scallops
Rockfish over mashed purple potatoes with asparagus
Fume blanc


At one point between lunch and dinner I told an extremely cute full lipped blond bartender, “I’ll take the blonde,” I paused and pointed at the tap and continued, “the Back Creek Blonde Ale.”  I’ll see her again in 3 weeks.
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