I had a very satisfying win in court today. It is unusual to take a criminal case to trial. It is even more unusual to win a criminal case in trial. Because typically people are accused of crimes they actually committed. But there were problems with the state’s case. I had spoken for over six months with the prosecutor about dismissing the charges or reducing them. To no avail. So we showed up, ready to go, and the judge granted my motion for directed verdict, and kind of chewed out the prosecutor for tampering with some exhibits. I’m horny now.