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Reply #5400 on: April 11, 2021, 04:44:13 PM
I was supposed to meet up with friends this evening for a few drinks, but one found out that a sports bar nearby was having live music we all changed plans in a snap.  Been so long since I was at a concert or anywhere with live music, I wasn't going to pass it up.

They have a very large outside patio and the band had set up next to it with their own tent.  We tried to get there early as possible so we could be under the patio roof because it has heating vents that hang over the bar area.  Found out we didnt need to show up that early because there was only half the people there than what we expected.

When the music started that's when people started really showing up.  It was a little upsetting that maybe half the people were wearing masks but to be honest I kind of expected it.  I kept mine on unless I was actually drinking.  The band was pretty good, and we were able to request a few songs.  They mostly played a lot of classic rock.

The only bad part was when this one guy wouldn't stop trying to dance with us.  He didn't target any one of us specifically, but he was getting way to handsie for our liking. My friend/co-worker Kim, who is bisexual, was there, so we decided to act like we were a couple and started just dancing with each other. Slower ballets we held each other closed and that's when she kissed me.  I kissed her back and before I knew it, she had her arms wrapped around me and my fingers were in her hair.  We were kissing so hard my.lips almost hurt.  Just kidding, that last part never happened, but I couldn't help myself. The problem with that guy is true, and it wasnt until the band actually called him out that he left us alone.

Despite that one guy, had an excellent time.



Glad to read that people are finally going out and having some fun.  We can have fun and still be safe with masks and social distancing.  WOO!

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Reply #5401 on: April 11, 2021, 08:35:01 PM
So apparently some have missed that I was teasing you. I forget that when something sexual is said, a man's brain seems to fizzle out and then they can't focus or think right.  So let me clear something up, edit the original post, and hopefully you wont miss it this time.

I was supposed to meet up with friends this evening for a few drinks, but one found out that a sports bar nearby was having live music we all changed plans in a snap.  Been so long since I was at a concert or anywhere with live music, I wasn't going to pass it up.

They have a very large outside patio and the band had set up next to it with their own tent.  We tried to get there early as possible so we could be under the patio roof because it has heating vents that hang over the bar area.  Found out we didnt need to show up that early because there was only half the people there than what we expected.

When the music started that's when people started really showing up.  It was a little upsetting that maybe half the people were wearing masks but to be honest I kind of expected it.  I kept mine on unless I was actually drinking.  The band was pretty good, and we were able to request a few songs.  They mostly played a lot of classic rock.

The only bad part was when this one guy wouldn't stop trying to dance with us.  He didn't target any one of us specifically, but he was getting way to handsie for our liking. My friend/co-worker Kim, who is bisexual, was there, so we decided to act like we were a couple and started just dancing with each other. Slower ballets we held each other closed and that's when she kissed me.  I kissed her back and before I knew it, she had her arms wrapped around me and my fingers were in her hair.  We were kissing so hard my.lips almost hurt. Just kidding, that last part never happened, but I couldn't help myself. The problem with that guy is true, and it wasnt until the band actually called him out that he left us alone.

Despite that one guy, had an excellent time.




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Reply #5402 on: April 11, 2021, 08:38:33 PM
I saw it the first time, but I prefer to ignore it in favor of the mental image of Kim n Shiela Gon Wild  ;D :emot_kiss:



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Reply #5403 on: April 11, 2021, 09:33:38 PM
Although I prefer the gentler, tender style. You may not realize what you missed. Damn, there goes my sizzling mind again.  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #5404 on: April 12, 2021, 02:07:11 PM
I guess my dreams last night of Shiela and Kim were all for naught.   8)

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Reply #5405 on: April 14, 2021, 07:33:38 PM
I had a very satisfying win in court today. It is unusual to take a criminal case to trial. It is even more unusual to win a criminal case in trial. Because typically people are accused of crimes they actually committed. But there were problems with the state’s case. I had spoken for over six months with the prosecutor about dismissing the charges or reducing them. To no avail. So we showed up, ready to go, and the judge granted my motion for directed verdict, and kind of chewed out the prosecutor for tampering with some exhibits.  I’m horny now.



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Reply #5406 on: April 14, 2021, 08:44:53 PM
I had a very satisfying win in court today. It is unusual to take a criminal case to trial. It is even more unusual to win a criminal case in trial.

Not surprised.  Because you're the best.

I’m horny now.

When I said you're the best.  I didn't just mean in the court room.
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Oh and what made my day...
Dan is recovering from his Covid symptoms.
Still no symptoms for me.


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Reply #5407 on: April 15, 2021, 09:08:25 PM
Every guy on KB since the 28th


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Well, now you've been missing for a couple of days and we're about to launch a search party. Did someone forget to untie you after a hot and sweaty night?  ;D



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Reply #5408 on: April 16, 2021, 12:13:39 AM
Went to the store a few blocks from us. It's near our local gas station that was burned last summer in the rioting and looting.
They've been working last few months building a new and bigger station. I've been worried about it since the latest unrest.

Tonight when I drove by there were several National Guard troops on site with a couple police cars across the street.
Nice to see the city is being protected before the fact.

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Reply #5409 on: April 16, 2021, 03:00:36 AM
Well, now you've been missing for a couple of days and we're about to launch a search party. Did someone forget to untie you after a hot and sweaty night?  ;D

I'm here.



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Reply #5410 on: April 16, 2021, 03:12:24 AM
Well, now you've been missing for a couple of days and we're about to launch a search party. Did someone forget to untie you after a hot and sweaty night?  ;D

I'm here.

Yay! Here's a Woo for you in GIF form ;)




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Reply #5411 on: April 17, 2021, 06:13:50 PM


Dan still has symptoms, but he feels and looks so much better than he was on Tuesday or was it Wednesday.  I'm lost.

But I did get a solid 8 hours sleep last night.  And I made the best quacamole ever this morning.   

Went for a 6 mile walk with my friend Barb (no, not missB).  Barb has a new man in her life that I heard all about.  She hasn't had sex in a few years until a week ago and she is loving life right now.

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Reply #5412 on: April 17, 2021, 07:05:10 PM


Dan still has symptoms, but he feels and looks so much better than he was on Tuesday or was it Wednesday.  I'm lost.

But I did get a solid 8 hours sleep last night.  And I made the best quacamole ever this morning.   

Went for a 6 mile walk with my friend Barb (no, not missB).  Barb has a new man in her life that I heard all about.  She hasn't had sex in a few years until a week ago and she is loving life right now.

Glad Dan and you are recovering and feeling better.  Still too cold to do work on the lawn, so rest up.

Your friend hasn't had sex in a few years until a week ago?  I thought out windows shook some about three weeks ago and now I know why... ;D ;D

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Reply #5413 on: April 17, 2021, 07:45:46 PM


Dan still has symptoms, but he feels and looks so much better than he was on Tuesday or was it Wednesday.  I'm lost.

But I did get a solid 8 hours sleep last night.  And I made the best quacamole ever this morning.   

Went for a 6 mile walk with my friend Barb (no, not missB).  Barb has a new man in her life that I heard all about.  She hasn't had sex in a few years until a week ago and she is loving life right now.

Happy to hear that Dan is doing better, and that your friend is doing well too.

Are you two sill testing negative, or did you just stop getting tested?



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Reply #5414 on: April 17, 2021, 07:58:21 PM

Dan still has symptoms, but he feels and looks so much better than he was on Tuesday or was it Wednesday.  I'm lost.

But I did get a solid 8 hours sleep last night.  And I made the best quacamole ever this morning.   






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Reply #5415 on: April 17, 2021, 09:12:10 PM
Barb has a new man in her life that I heard all about.  She hasn't had sex in a few years until a week ago and she is loving life right now.

MJ: How are you Barb?

Barb: Great, I feel like a corn field.

MJ: Huh, why a cornfield?

Barb: Because I got plowed like one last night!

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Reply #5416 on: April 17, 2021, 11:04:02 PM
Barb has a new man in her life that I heard all about.  She hasn't had sex in a few years until a week ago and she is loving life right now.

MJ: How are you Barb?

Barb: Great, I feel like a corn field.

MJ: Huh, why a cornfield?

Barb: Because I got plowed like one last night!

*rimshot*


Because I’ve got a cob in my ass?


« Last Edit: April 17, 2021, 11:08:03 PM by ToeinH2O »



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Reply #5417 on: April 17, 2021, 11:50:17 PM
Because I’ve got a cob in my ass?



Step aside eggplant...



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Reply #5418 on: April 18, 2021, 01:59:37 AM
Because I’ve got a cob in my ass?



Step aside eggplant...


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Reply #5419 on: April 18, 2021, 02:29:59 AM
Thanks everybody.


Are you two sill testing negative, or did you just stop getting tested?

Haven't gotten tested yet.   He still has slight symptoms, so no reason to.  Maybe Tuesday.



My new thing, push ups.   So far today I've done 400 push ups.  Not all at once.  20 here, 20 there, and so on through out the day.  The first 10 are done properly, the next 10 on my knees.  Hoping to get them all properly.   Goal is 100 without a break.   Hopefully in 30 days.  My chest will be killing me tomorrow.  Dan said to chill and not go full throttle out of the gate.   But that's how I roll.


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