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Offline Well Behaved Lady

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Reply #460 on: March 28, 2016, 07:36:39 PM
Ben Dicks

When I first read what you wrote, WBL, I thought you had written bent dicks.... ;D


Thankfully no bent dick in my company of late  ;D



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Reply #461 on: March 28, 2016, 08:40:23 PM
Lard (the generic term) and Crisco (the commercial brand) have the reputation of taking your cholesterol sky-high and clogging your coronary blood vessels. I don't know what the science of all that is, but I can tell you this:

In my high school days I worked part-time during the school year and full time in the summer at a popular seafood restaurant. Half or more of what we sold into the dining room and over the take-out counter was fried in lard. We had four frialators going all the time.

We coated our seafood in a tray of loose flour, shook off the excess, dipped the fish in a milk/egg bath, then fluffed it in corn flour and then into the frialator. In a busy streak my hands would be coated with this stuff to the extent that it had to be peeled off as a gummy glob. I would often mold the glob into a cruller shape and pop that into the frialator. After a few minutes I had a delicious cruller to nibble on. We had the best fried seafood and french fries for many miles around, and that culinary excellence depended hugely on the purity and cleanliness of our lard.

I would not call myself a lard pig, but I always appreciated the special flavor, and when lard usage started disappearing around here I would drive a half hour or an hour to where I knew I could get lard fried donuts, and I heavily patronized the lunch place in town that still used lard for the fries that came with your sandwich.

I am diabetic, and get my blood tested at least three or four times a year. My cholesterol numbers are almost those of a high school athlete. When I had a prosthetic heart valve replacement at the age of sixty-something the hospital cathetered all my coronary arteries to see what else they might clean up while they had my chest open. What they found was clean pipes everywhere they looked.

If there is a cardiologist here on KB, I would welcome any explanation of this mystery.



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Reply #462 on: March 28, 2016, 10:18:15 PM
But the thing that made my day was hearing from a woman who I last spoke to in 1954. How's that for ancient? She was practice-teaching speech and drama at my high school. I played the stage manager part in our senior class production of Our Town, the Thornton Wilder play that was a big hit on Broadway, later done at least twice in movie versions. She called to invite me to my sixty-somethingth high school class reunion. I have not attended any of my reunions, because to do so would violate my hermit principles, but I thanked her for bringing me up to date on a number of my old classmates. Not only that, but she inquired after my sister, who was two years behind me in high school, so I was able to call my sister and tell her she was remembered from all those years as well.

This was another impressive example of the tracks we leave behind in our lives. You go on doing whatever you do, every day, trying to mind your business and make things come out right at the end of the day, and you almost never ask yourself 'Is anyone watching what I do? Does anyone care what I do?' Well the answer is yes, they do watch, yes, they do care, no, you don't live in isolation. What you do when you think nobody is watching, you are setting an example to humanity, so goddammit set a good example. If it is your lot in life to suffer, please for chrissake have the decency to suffer nobly; or if it is to prosper instead, prosper nobly, be thankful and gracious to those who tolerate you from above, and be generous and gracious to those who study you from below.

Knowing this might have made a big difference in the life of Richard Cory:


Richard Cory, By Edwin Arlington Robinson

Whenever Richard Cory went down town,
We people on the pavement looked at him:
He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
Clean favored, and imperially slim.

And he was always quietly arrayed,
And he was always human when he talked;
But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
"Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked.

And he was rich—yes, richer than a king—
And admirably schooled in every grace:
In fine, we thought that he was everything
To make us wish that we were in his place.

So on we worked, and waited for the light,
And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;
And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
Went home and put a bullet through his head.


Selah.
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Reply #463 on: March 29, 2016, 12:50:55 AM
It seems that social media has brought a large number of "ghosts from the past" back into my orbit.  Some I am genuinely glad to reacquaint myself with.  Others, I spent 35 years forgetting their awfulness, only to be reminded of it here again in my 50's.  LOL.

I found a family member I never knew I had on facebook recently.



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Reply #464 on: March 30, 2016, 07:36:38 PM
Grocery shopping with my baby and having employees tell me how sweet adorable and well behaved she is  :D

She covers her ears when kids start screaming  :roll:



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Reply #465 on: April 06, 2016, 11:55:42 PM
xxx
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Reply #466 on: April 07, 2016, 02:49:17 AM
Baby sat my friends son. He had an accident and hurt his ankle so I got the call to take care of him today while his mom worked :-[

He's a sweet little guy. Never thought I would ever want to raise a boy, but he'd be the perfect example. His mom says he and I have way more in common than they do. We both like video games, and basically have the same level of maturity  :roll:



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Reply #467 on: April 07, 2016, 03:50:44 AM
There is a special pleasure in playing with kids at their level, like two kids having fun together.



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Reply #468 on: April 07, 2016, 02:31:03 PM
There is a special pleasure in playing with kids at their level, like two kids having fun together.

Yeah. My toddler loves to color and draw with me. My daughter liked to play with toys when she was little. I want my kids to stay kids they're growing too fast     :-[

Soon to be 4, 7, 7... They're leaving me behind. Won't need mommy anymore :'(



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Reply #469 on: April 07, 2016, 09:15:17 PM
Remembering with a smile, the sex we had Tuesday, and the note she sent today.
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Reply #470 on: April 07, 2016, 11:24:46 PM
Defending four different clients in three different courts, and winning all four.

Hoo boy! If I'm ever arrested in Texas I'll look you up!



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Reply #471 on: April 08, 2016, 03:39:23 AM
Sounds weird, but scratching my daughters itch on her back.

It was pure pleasure for her  :D



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Reply #472 on: April 08, 2016, 03:53:18 PM
Back home from a wonderful trip to California that we spent with Joe's sister and her family at their home.    It is so beautiful there.   Why do I live in Michigan?

Hope everyone has had a great week.

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Reply #473 on: April 08, 2016, 04:11:11 PM
Watching my baby give the dog belly rubs :D



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Reply #474 on: April 08, 2016, 04:19:42 PM
Sitting on my porch enjoying a bowl of Blue Bell Vanilla Bean Ice Cream.

one of the originals


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Reply #475 on: April 08, 2016, 11:50:20 PM
My first cup of coffee

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth


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Reply #476 on: April 09, 2016, 12:29:38 AM
Spending time at the docks viewing the arrivals and departures... exciting  :roll: not... but a nice day and the gentle sea breeze made it kinda good...

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Reply #477 on: April 09, 2016, 03:50:54 AM
My second thing that made my day was taking my wife out to a fancy dinner and getting her tipsy on one fucking glass of expensive wine  :D

Hot Japanese girls can't hold their liquor  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #478 on: April 09, 2016, 07:58:25 AM
I'm getting all packed up for tomorrow's Fetish Ball.

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Reply #479 on: April 09, 2016, 03:13:14 PM
Waking up this morning, looking out the window and seeing a dusting of snow after hearing on the news last night that there would be 2" of snow on the ground by morning.   

Dear Mother Nature,
Come on girl.  It is April already.
Sunshine and warmth please.
Jules
 

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