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Offline MintJulie

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Reply #4100 on: April 07, 2020, 12:34:35 AM

We went to the store today, just Dan and I.   We went to Sam's for a lot of fruit, meat, and other items.   We were able to get a 30 pack of toilet paper.   3 security guards and the aisle was a one way.   Offered paper towels by one guard, passed.   Second guard offered toilet paper, took it.  Lastly was offered napkins and kleenex, passed.  Exited the other end of the aisle.

We got 4 nice filet mignons for $20.    I marinated them in Worcester, pepper, salt, garlic powder for 6 hours.   I seared it for 3 minutes on each side and then put it to a cooler portion of the grill for 6 minutes.   It was amazing.   Salad.

But the best part.   After Sam's Club we drove to get gas at BJ's Warehouse and paid $1.12/gallon.    put 16 gallons in.   $17.92.   

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Reply #4101 on: April 07, 2020, 01:14:25 AM
I was just going to say I went to kwik trip and filled up my tank with $20.12.  My tank was just under a quarter tank.  Haven't done that since highschool.  I still haven't bought any toilet paper and I'm down to my last 4 rolls... but they are double rolls so I'm good for about a month yet...  wait a tick we don't poop I'm good for life  8)


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Reply #4102 on: April 07, 2020, 07:00:46 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 07, 2020, 12:34:35 AM

We went to the store today, just Dan and I.   We went to Sam's for a lot of fruit, meat, and other items.   We were able to get a 30 pack of toilet paper.   3 security guards and the aisle was a one way.   Offered paper towels by one guard, passed.   Second guard offered toilet paper, took it.  Lastly was offered napkins and kleenex, passed.  Exited the other end of the aisle.

We got 4 nice filet mignons for $20.    I marinated them in Worcester, pepper, salt, garlic powder for 6 hours.   I seared it for 3 minutes on each side and then put it to a cooler portion of the grill for 6 minutes.   It was amazing.   Salad.

But the best part.   After Sam's Club we drove to get gas at BJ's Warehouse and paid $1.12/gallon.    put 16 gallons in.   $17.92.   

You were lucky, MJ.

I went to Sam's Club at 7 am because Tuesday and Thursdays they let seniors in early. I arrived a minute before 7 and there was a line outside that had to be two blocks long. Needless to say, I left. Are people also hoarding food? Why? 

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Reply #4103 on: April 07, 2020, 10:28:52 PM
Went for a short walk before lunch to deliver more face masks the wife turned out at the request from a couple on the next block. They wanted to pay, with one of the women waving a $20.00.  Wife refused and told 'em to pay it forward or if they wanted, donate to the Animal Humane Society.

Neighbors across the street want a set too...two adults and two kid sized masks. Doll clothes fabrication on hold. Fun having a talented wife.

She made me a mask too. I already have hearing aids and my eyeglasses behind my ears. Mask elastic didn't work, just pulled everything loose.  She's found a "cowboy" style bandana, so I'm going with that. Just like the old time bandits that held up the Wells Fargo stage in my old cowboy shows.

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Reply #4104 on: April 07, 2020, 10:54:27 PM
Lost my job due to the plague but was offered my old OTR job back by my old terminal manager today.


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Reply #4105 on: April 08, 2020, 02:18:49 AM
Quote from: Mr_Sutton on April 07, 2020, 10:54:27 PM
Lost my job due to the plague but was offered my old OTR job back by my old terminal manager today.

Congratulations Mr S.   How far will you travel?   I think it would be neat to be on the road and seeing America.  I'm sure it gets old after a time though.  Glad you've found some work and will be getting some income again.

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Reply #4106 on: April 08, 2020, 03:15:18 PM
My sister and her wifey gave me a picture for our photo wall of them both in their apocalyptic medical protection gear. Even wearing that stuff they're so gosh darn adorable.  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #4107 on: April 08, 2020, 08:06:24 PM
I slept about 10 hours Tuesday night, and 14 more last night.  Now completely caught up on my sleep.  Before that, I went five or six nights in a row with no more than 3 or four hours per night.  My eyeballs hurt, I was so tired.


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Reply #4108 on: April 08, 2020, 10:12:45 PM
So I didn't even realize it until about an hour ago, because I am a blonde, but Kenneth (radio guy) went and bought himself a new radio.  He's been letting me use his this whole time and when I went to give it back to him he has a new one on his forklift.  Told me I can use it for as long as I want, or until it broke.  He wont let me buy it from him, just letting me borrow it. Had me crying.


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Reply #4109 on: April 09, 2020, 08:20:13 PM
I was laying there this morning, in a post-coital slumber, when my wife, with absolutely no prompting from me, says, “You look so young for your age.  No wrinkles.  No sags.  I don’t know how you do it.”  Almost better than the orgasm.  Almost.

Note: Sex does improve skin tone.  https://www.businessinsider.com/dermatologists-explain-why-sex-is-actually-good-for-your-skin-2018-2


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Reply #4110 on: April 09, 2020, 08:50:08 PM
Stopped at a Pilot truck stop this morning for a cup of coffee and the very cute Latina cashier with straining buttons on her shirt restricting a very ample cleavage looked me in the eyes with a sweet smile asking if I lived local. I said yes and with a bit of a blush to her cheeks says "I have seen you the last 3 days, I would like to get to know you."

Needless to say, I think I have made a friend just by being nice. Made my whole day! ;D


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Reply #4111 on: April 09, 2020, 09:07:41 PM


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Reply #4112 on: April 10, 2020, 12:01:45 AM


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Reply #4113 on: April 10, 2020, 12:24:25 AM
Ох, у меня был шикарный оргазм.


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Reply #4114 on: April 10, 2020, 01:03:19 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on April 09, 2020, 09:07:41 PM

Quite similar to what I was seeing this morning


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Reply #4115 on: April 10, 2020, 01:45:26 AM
Mr_Sutton was hoping and praying that one or two buttons would pop... ;D ;D

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Reply #4116 on: April 10, 2020, 02:49:07 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on April 10, 2020, 01:45:26 AM
Mr_Sutton was hoping and praying that one or two buttons would pop... ;D ;D

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Reply #4117 on: April 10, 2020, 05:17:56 AM
It's weird, but two of my girls like their cereal drowned in milk and put in the freezer for a while so the cereal turns to mush and the milk gets kinda frozen. CJ did the same thing as a kid.

I didn't teach them that, and I don't eat cereal anymore.


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Reply #4118 on: April 10, 2020, 05:50:03 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on April 10, 2020, 05:17:56 AM
It's weird, but two of my girls like their cereal drowned in milk and put in the freezer for a while so the cereal turns to mush and the milk gets kinda frozen. CJ did the same thing as a kid.

I didn't teach them that, and I don't eat cereal anymore.

What. No ketchup on your frozen cheerio slushy



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Reply #4119 on: April 10, 2020, 02:03:48 PM
Cheerios are nasty. Could use some ketchup.  :D


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