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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #4080 on: April 02, 2020, 11:21:15 PM
Beautiful day today. Sunny and 60. Cleaned out two major flower beds and was able to have my wine out in the sun on the patio. Makes my day.

Bit windy, but it was nice enough.



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Reply #4081 on: April 03, 2020, 05:10:55 PM
Just happy to see all the regulars going strong. It has been crazy here as you would expect. Love to all  and stay well (seems a bit rich but I genuinely mean that)  :emot_kiss: Vee



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Reply #4082 on: April 03, 2020, 06:11:52 PM
Just happy to see all the regulars going strong. It has been crazy here as you would expect. Love to all  and stay well (seems a bit rich but I genuinely mean that)  :emot_kiss: Vee

You too Vee...
Stay safe...
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Reply #4083 on: April 03, 2020, 06:19:11 PM
Just happy to see all the regulars going strong. It has been crazy here as you would expect. Love to all  and stay well (seems a bit rich but I genuinely mean that)  :emot_kiss: Vee


I’d have no problem quarantining with you.



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Reply #4084 on: April 03, 2020, 06:35:03 PM
Just happy to see all the regulars going strong. It has been crazy here as you would expect. Love to all  and stay well (seems a bit rich but I genuinely mean that)  :emot_kiss: Vee

I thought about you this week Vee, as the predictions for the coming weeks are dire in India. And I hope you stay safe. Please let us know how you’re doing.



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Reply #4085 on: April 03, 2020, 07:22:14 PM
Yes IG. Please use precautions over there. People here are learning it is no joke or fake as our government suggested.

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Reply #4086 on: April 03, 2020, 07:39:55 PM
Wifey's been making "smash burgers" that melt in your mouth at her temp job. She's, of course since she's a pro, taken complete control of the kitchen and reassigned and taught people how to do things right. The owner says he's terrified of this being over because there's no way she's sticking around for the lower pay. Apparently wants to offer her total control of everything if she'd consider staying.

I doubt it very much. But I'm so proud of her for doing what she has to do to make money so we don't have to destroy our savings.

"I smell like cheeseburgers and french fries".  :emot_laughing:

To some that's like perfume.  ;D



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Reply #4087 on: April 03, 2020, 07:41:21 PM
Wifey's been making "smash burgers" that melt in your mouth at her temp job. She's, of course since she's a pro, taken complete control of the kitchen and reassigned and taught people how to do things right. The owner says he's terrified of this being over because there's no way she's sticking around for the lower pay. Apparently wants to offer her total control of everything if she'd consider staying.

I doubt it very much. But I'm so proud of her for doing what she has to do to make money so we don't have to destroy our savings.

"I smell like cheeseburgers and french fries".  :emot_laughing:

To some that's like perfume.  ;D

I love smash burgers...



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Reply #4088 on: April 03, 2020, 07:49:05 PM
I learned how to make 'em from her.  :D

CJ could go for cheeseburgers and fries.  :roll:



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Reply #4089 on: April 04, 2020, 04:11:38 AM
Just happy to see all the regulars going strong. It has been crazy here as you would expect. Love to all  and stay well (seems a bit rich but I genuinely mean that)  :emot_kiss: Vee

I thought about you this week Vee, as the predictions for the coming weeks are dire in India. And I hope you stay safe. Please let us know how you’re doing.

Thanks Vinney, Toe and Staci. Yes it is kinda crazy here though down south where I live the city is not yet in panic mode unlike Delhi.
Even though me being a H1N1 survivor puts me in the high risk category I live in a flat in a small colony. So exposure to others is limited to deliberate acts or plain stupidity   :D
Feelings are running high against the latter sort to be honest and to risk sounding racist coz there are quite a few who insist on gathering for Friday prayers. I really cannot understand how endangering the lives of others can be (any) God's will!
Shall pop in more often. Love Vee.
PS: Jed, I'm pretty sure after a week of quarantining together we'd end up with one sticking a knife in the other.  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #4090 on: April 04, 2020, 06:53:56 AM

Feelings are running high against the latter sort to be honest and to risk sounding racist coz there are quite a few who insist on gathering for Friday prayers. I really cannot understand how endangering the lives of others can be (any) God's will! 




There are those who insist that their Imaginary Friend is in charge of everything and controls everything.  So I ask, “What the fucking kind of Imaginary Friend do you have?  Who is killing 60,000+ people with Coronavirus?!?”  “Oh, we just don’t understand God’s ways...” “I don’t understand your desperate need to continue believing in Santa Claus.”

We have had so many church members, choir members, even pastors struck down by COVID-19 here recently.  God will help those who help themselves.  Stay safe.  Shelter in.



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Reply #4091 on: April 04, 2020, 07:14:56 PM

Shall pop in more often. Love Vee.
PS: Jed, I'm pretty sure after a week of quarantining together we'd end up with one sticking a knife in the other.  :emot_kiss:


That’s why I’d bring handcuffs.   :-*



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Reply #4092 on: April 04, 2020, 07:57:28 PM
Last night, Brian dropped off food at my door from my favorite local restaurant, sent me a text to let me know it's there.  This morning he dropped off a breakfast sandwich and a small cup of coffee.  Sent me another text apologizing for how he was acting. 



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Reply #4093 on: April 05, 2020, 12:23:10 AM
Last night, Brian dropped off food at my door from my favorite local restaurant, sent me a text to let me know it's there.  This morning he dropped off a breakfast sandwich and a small cup of coffee.  Sent me another text apologizing for how he was acting. 

Tell him you need something to apologize for also!  Only fair... and on “a pile of dog food bags...”





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Reply #4094 on: April 05, 2020, 01:08:02 AM

Tell him you need something to apologize for also!  Only fair... and on “a pile of dog food bags...”


Oh god no, I only have one toy that'll work like that and I'm not putting it in his booty hole, in fact, I'm not putting anything in his booty hole, I don't give.

We talked a bit and he thought it would be ironic to do it on dog food considering I worked with dogs.  He happy it wasnt me that had reported it, but wanted to know who it was.  I still don't know.  just glad it didn't get any worse or get too out of hand



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Reply #4095 on: April 05, 2020, 05:11:24 AM
All the grown ups decided to indulge in some expensive wine tonight.

My sister and her wifeys glasses were a little fuller. They're on the front line of this shit. Our heroes. Weird that I still cringe watching my sister drink it thinking I should snatch it away and scold her. Have to remind myself she's an adult now. Married and has a kid and a career.

I'm so old. There is nothing left but dry bones, and dead friends.  :facepalm:



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Reply #4096 on: April 05, 2020, 12:51:14 PM
All the grown ups decided to indulge in some expensive wine tonight.

My sister and her wifeys glasses were a little fuller. They're on the front line of this shit. Our heroes. Weird that I still cringe watching my sister drink it thinking I should snatch it away and scold her. Have to remind myself she's an adult now. Married and has a kid and a career.

I'm so old. There is nothing left but dry bones, and dead friends.  :facepalm:

 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

Thanks for the laugh. Not even 30 yet? You're just a kid! Believe me, it gets worse.



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Reply #4097 on: April 05, 2020, 03:12:56 PM
All the grown ups decided to indulge in some expensive wine tonight.

My sister and her wifeys glasses were a little fuller. They're on the front line of this shit. Our heroes. Weird that I still cringe watching my sister drink it thinking I should snatch it away and scold her. Have to remind myself she's an adult now. Married and has a kid and a career.

I'm so old. There is nothing left but dry bones, and dead friends.  :facepalm:

 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

Thanks for the laugh. Not even 30 yet? You're just a kid! Believe me, it gets worse.

I was 40 when I was 4.  :roll:



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Reply #4098 on: April 05, 2020, 03:51:28 PM
I clean my room like I'm 5

I talk and hang out with friends like I'm 18

I have sex like I'm 30

I drink like I'm 21

And then I wake up the next morning like I'm dead.



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Reply #4099 on: April 05, 2020, 11:25:54 PM
My sisters wifey reacted to Boris Johnson and the queen trending on Twitter by putting on her adorable American accent and saying "I'm an American citizen now, I couldn't care less about foreigners".  :emot_laughing:

She's really been trying to drop her British accent recently. She just doesn't get that we don't want her to because she sounds so cute with it.  :roll: