CJ's fights with wifey.
Wifey: I read an article about Jay Leno's Delorean being worth $750,000. You have no excuse for not selling yours.
Me: Good for Jay Leno. I'm not selling it.
Wifey: We could auction it off. You'd get a fortune for it. The stupid thing lights up and makes sound effects and all that other crap it does.
Me: Tell ya what. You sell all your star wars shit, even that vintage crap that's actually worth money, and agree to never make we watch any movie past present and future ever again and you never ever ever say those two words again and I'll sell it. I'll sell it to the highest bidder.
Wifey: We're talking about YOU giving up something worthless, not me giving up something important to me.
Me: Ah, I see, it's ok to take something I want away from me but not from you.
Wifey: I could sell all my star wars stuff and it wouldn't be worth what you could get for that car.
Me: You have toys that are worth thousands of dollars, I looked it up. A stupid Bobafeet action figure could sell for like $2000.
Wifey: Stop saying star wars things wrong on purpose. You clearly know what they're called because you looked them up.
Me: You're valuing my property, I can value yours.
Wifey: My property is off limits. Yours however is a waste of space and has to go.
Me: Oh really? Isn't it convenient that you forget who owns this house we all live in and all your star wars junk is safely kept? My mom bought it, I own half of it. Which means if I wanted to take all your star wars junk and toss it out into the streets I could do it. So let's shut up about what white girl can and can't have in the home she owns fifty percent of. There will be no selling of white girls property. There will be no further discussion of what white girl can and can not have in and on her property.
Wifey: I should consider selling you.
Me: Another thing you think you own but are very mistaken.