Me: Apparently there's girls kissing girls in the new star wars movie.
Wifey: Great. Gotta pander to the gay community.
Me: You're gay, so they're pandering to you.
Wifey: They're pandering to people who will praise it only because two women are making out, they don't care about the story.
Me: So you don't want to see two women making out in star wars?
Wifey: No. I want it to not suck.
Me: You'll get one of those things.
Wifey: Then at least we'll see two women kissing. But it's Disney so I bet they'll be fat, purple haired ugly dykes, so there's even less in it for me.
Good job, Disney, you can't even get a lifelong star wars dorkette who's gay excited for the women making out in your movie.