What MADE your day today?

[_priapism]

forbidden

inappropriate

Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.

[Colin Piper]

forbidden

inappropriate

Thanks for the tip.

[Colin Piper]

What I meant to say...

He Wishes For The Cloths Of Heaven

HAD I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

[msslave]

So Minnesota's Gopher football team was beat last Saturday by rival Wisconsin Badgers. Cost U of M a shot at first Big 10 championship since 1968 and possible trip to Rose Bowl.

This morning the newspaper had an ad for sweat shirts saying, "Don't Badger Me."
 

[_priapism]

What I meant to say...

He Wishes For The Cloths Of Heaven

HAD I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

When you mentioned “forbidden” desires that are “so inappropriate,” I apologize for assuming you also meant illegal.  Because we have a lot of people here who express those desires.  And forum rules prohibit talk about illegal activities.  That was the nature of the “red flags” warning.  But if you’re just in love with your boss’s wife, or Taylor Swift, more power to you.

[MintJulie]

  But if you’re just in love with your boss’s wife, or Taylor Swift, more power to you.

I'm in love with Taylor Swift.    And now that you mention it, my old boss's wife was quite fetching also.

[_priapism]

 But if you’re just in love with your boss’s wife, or Taylor Swift, more power to you.

I'm in love with Taylor Swift.    And now that you mention it, my old boss's wife was quite fetching also.

She will be 30, that’s 3 - 0, on December 13th, which is really hard to believe.

[RopeFiend]

Saw a guy in a minivan wearing a full Conehead costume on the drive home! 

[ChirpingGirl]

Saw a guy in a minivan wearing a full Conehead costume on the drive home! 

Once saw a guy in a dinosaur costume driving a Jurassic park jeep replica. 

[msslave]

How can you be sure he was wearing a costume.

They do walk among us.  (cue Twilight Zone music)

[ChirpingGirl]

Fair enough. 

But anyway, wifey and I are going to Canada in a couple weeks to visit friends. Went a couple a years ago, didn't get to do everything we hoped.

My friend promises to send us home fat and saying "Oat and aboot" 

Fat meaning she really wants us to try something called "Poutine pizza". I had to google that.



There's no way wifey would ever let me have that, it's not heart healthy. 

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ checked her spam mail folder to see if anything important got sent there, but instead I found a scam mail. 

Hello!

I am a hacker who has access to your operating system.
I also have full access to your account.

I've been watching you for a few months now.
The fact is that you were infected with malware through an adult site that you visited.

If you are not familiar with this, I will explain.
Trojan Virus gives me full access and control over a computer or other device.
This means that I can see everything on your screen, turn on the camera and microphone, but you do not know about it.

I also have access to all your contacts and all your correspondence.

Why your antivirus did not detect malware?
Answer: My malware uses the driver, I update its signatures every 4 hours so that your antivirus is silent.

I made a video showing how you satisfy yourself in the left half of the screen, and in the right half you see the video that you watched.
With one click of the mouse, I can send this video to all your emails and contacts on social networks.I can also post access to all your e-mail correspondence and messengers that you use.

If you want to prevent this,
transfer the amount of $500 to my spam address (if you do not know how to do this, write to Google: "Buy spam").

My spam address (BTC Wallet) is:  1Lzto1zzLWAQiap2L4X5xVD9D5NdgezAgv

After receiving the payment, I will delete the video and you will never hear me again.
I give you 50 hours (more than 2 days) to pay.
I have a notice reading this letter, and the timer will work when you see this letter.

Filing a complaint somewhere does not make sense because this email cannot be tracked like my spam address. I do not make any mistakes.

If I find that you have shared this message with someone else, the video will be immediately distributed.

Best regards!

Ya know what, go ahead and release it. I bet my grandma would love to see it. 

[msslave]

I think you're safe Chirp. A very dumb attempt...he might as well claim to be an African Prince too.

You were right to ignore this,........

Wait... what's that. S**t... I just got an email. A hot blond chick is friggin herself with a plastic Star Wars Trooper.
Appears she's watching porn too.

So hot. Could this be.....

[Jed_]

Chirp masturbating?  I guess I’d watch that, but I’d rather see a cock in her mouth.

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ wouldn't do that with a star wars toy. Maybe Rey, but that would be more revenge than anything. 

I’d rather see a cock in her mouth.

Video of that exists. But I'm pretty sure it hasn't ended up on pornhub. 

[Jed_]

I’d rather see a cock in her mouth.

Video of that exists. But I'm pretty sure it hasn't ended up on pornhub. 

Instead of a video, I’d rather get a view of that by looking down past my chest and belly.

[ChirpingGirl]

I’d rather see a cock in her mouth.

Video of that exists. But I'm pretty sure it hasn't ended up on pornhub. 

Instead of a video, I’d rather get a view of that by looking down past my chest and belly.

 

CJ is best when looked down on.

[watcher1]

CJ is best when looked down on.

I agree. 

[watcher1]

Saw a guy in a minivan wearing a full Conehead costume on the drive home! 

Wow, you must have had a really hard day at work...   

[Jed_]

I’d rather see a cock in her mouth.

Video of that exists. But I'm pretty sure it hasn't ended up on pornhub. 

Instead of a video, I’d rather get a view of that by looking down past my chest and belly.

 

CJ is best when looked down on.

I’d rest my beer on your head, but it’s moving too fast.