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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #3400 on: September 26, 2019, 04:19:01 PM
Don't tell me that. She exercises and maintains her body but freaks out when she gains an insignificant amount.

You can tell her that, yourself.  A full bladder can add the better part of a pound, as well.  That's not even counting "Water weight" which can fluctuate monthly.  It's generally best to weigh yourself (Unless you obsess over your weight) in the morning, after your morning piss, and doody to get the most accurate, and consistent data. 

It might help you and waifu, if you discuss the things that can skew the scales, independent of her actual body weight, or not.  Trying to help.

You've obviously never dealt with an irrational Japanese girl. If I said any of that she'd tell me how wrong I am and that somehow it's my fault.  :roll:

She knows all that anyway, it's just more fun for her to freak out



psiberzerker

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Reply #3401 on: September 26, 2019, 04:25:26 PM
You've obviously never dealt with an irrational Japanese girl.

Admittedly, not that one.  It's your relationship, just trying to help.  Sorry to butt in.



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #3402 on: September 26, 2019, 04:46:47 PM
CJ doesn't mind. I mind having to deal with her irrational behavior.  :roll:



_priapism

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Reply #3403 on: September 26, 2019, 04:54:30 PM
My Minnesota Twins clinched their first AL Central Division title since 2010!  This after some miserable seasons, a couple under .500 even.

Play offs with be tough I know.  I'll be rooting for the home time.  I'm not a sports fan, but I do have a special love for the Twins.



I used to office on Park Avenue, just down the street from the Metrodome, back in Kirby Puckett days.  So many great afternoons there playing hooky.



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Reply #3404 on: September 26, 2019, 09:44:44 PM
Kirby Puckett is from Chicago and played junior college ball at Triton College in a suburb of Chicago. Shame he had a disease in his eye where he lost sight, or had greatly diminished  his sight, in one of his eyes.

Maybe it is the Twins and Vikings year this year.

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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #3405 on: September 28, 2019, 05:06:42 AM
The wheelchair is upstairs tonight.  8)



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #3406 on: September 28, 2019, 05:58:31 PM
CJ fucked sucked licked and did all kinds of unholy things to both her wives last night.  ;D

As much as I hate to say it, Lauren is a lot of fun to "pose".  :roll: But she's started to take it in stride and calls herself a warm, talking, fully pose-able sex doll.  :D



psiberzerker

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Reply #3407 on: September 28, 2019, 06:22:08 PM



_priapism

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Reply #3408 on: September 28, 2019, 08:20:12 PM
CJ fucked sucked licked and did all kinds of unholy things to both her wives last night.  ;D

As much as I hate to say it, Lauren is a lot of fun to "pose".  :roll: But she's started to take it in stride and calls herself a warm, talking, fully pose-able sex doll.  :D

Bouncy house sex mattress.  But I digress...



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #3409 on: September 29, 2019, 04:53:02 PM
The seven and her BFF are going to carve pumpkins today.  :D



_priapism

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Reply #3410 on: September 29, 2019, 06:55:15 PM
The seven and her BFF are going to carve pumpkins today.  :D




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Reply #3411 on: September 29, 2019, 09:46:49 PM
The seven and her BFF are going to carve pumpkins today.  :D

This is a make my day thing.   Fun fun

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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #3412 on: September 30, 2019, 02:21:11 AM
The seven and her BFF are going to carve pumpkins today.  :D

This is a make my day thing.   Fun fun

They had a blast. I supervised them of course. But I let them have all the fun.  :roll:

The innards didn't go to waste.

There's nothing better than kids getting in the Halloween spirit before it's even October.  ;D Of course those things won't make it to Halloween, but it's the fun that counts. They'll make more.  :D



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Reply #3413 on: September 30, 2019, 02:21:37 AM

Spent the day trying to figure out whether I can use a cheap barometric pressure sensor to detect (altitude) compression depth and speed for a low-cost CPR training monitor.  I googled it and got essentially zero hits for the basic concept, so I'm forging into unknown territory.  Later this evening I'll have the code fleshed out and see if the concept even basically works.

Actually, I'm using TWO of the cheap sensors: one for a static reference inside the body, one hot-glued to the chest of the manikin.  The reference is to account for pressure changes during compression cycles.  I'm running the parts right to the limit of detection to get 1cm accuracy, which is just barely enough.

It may be a complete bust, but it's fun trying.  If this version blows, the next up to bat is an accelerometer from a cellphone.

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psiberzerker

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Reply #3414 on: September 30, 2019, 10:20:54 AM

Spent the day trying to figure out whether I can use a cheap barometric pressure sensor to detect (altitude) compression depth and speed for a low-cost CPR training monitor.  I googled it and got essentially zero hits for the basic concept, so I'm forging into unknown territory.  Later this evening I'll have the code fleshed out and see if the concept even basically works.

Actually, I'm using TWO of the cheap sensors: one for a static reference inside the body, one hot-glued to the chest of the manikin.  The reference is to account for pressure changes during compression cycles.  I'm running the parts right to the limit of detection to get 1cm accuracy, which is just barely enough.  Strain gauges would work too, but you'd really have to re-design the inside of the chest cavity to get an accurate reading.

It may be a complete bust, but it's fun trying.  If this version blows, the next up to bat is an accelerometer from a cellphone.

FWIW, a limit switch would probably be the cheapest for mass production, however it would be on/off.  That's it, it would tell you that you got Enough compression, but not if you went too far.  (Unrealistically, it wouldn't have a too far unless you hit it hard enough to break.)

Pneumatically, it would be more realistic, and expensive if you had a lung bladder inside, and that would also provide feedback through the mouth.  The flow rate, and pressure could be measured normally, with simple pneumatic gauges.  

I'm not sure what the sensitivity on the Barometer would be.  I don't have one with me for testing.  
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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #3415 on: September 30, 2019, 07:48:19 PM
Wifey #2 started to have a minor meltdown about how I help her bathe. Which I've done every single day since she's lived here. Occasionally it really hits her that she's never going to walk again and she feels like she's nothing but a burden on me. I would do anything to help her. If she wore diapers, I'd change them. Not like I don't do that every day too.

"I can't even wipe my ass without your help. You must be disgusted every time you help me in the shower."

No. I'm not. It's not your fault this happened to you. And I don't care about using a sprayer to clean yer butt.  ;D I love helping her get clean and smelling like roses. I love helping her. I love her. She's a gorgeous woman inside and out and she belongs to me. And who knows, someday many, many years from now I might have to change her diaper too.  ;D

You do things like that for people you love and you don't complain about it. Odd as it sounds, I really do love helping her shower.  :roll:



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Reply #3416 on: September 30, 2019, 08:28:17 PM
CG... you're such a good mommy and great wife to not just one but two hotties. You must have boundless energy!.
Big hugs...just 'cause.

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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #3417 on: October 01, 2019, 01:59:03 AM
CG... you're such a good mommy and great wife to not just one but two hotties. You must have boundless energy!.
Big hugs...just 'cause.

CJ is exhausted 24/7.  :D



psiberzerker

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Reply #3418 on: October 01, 2019, 02:03:30 AM
CJ is exhausted 24/7.  :D

However, I've known many "Sextroverts" in my lifetime.  That's what I call them, an extrovert gains "energy" from being around, and socializing with other people.  (I'm a histrionic introvert, so I "Recharge" from alone time.)  

I coined the term "Sextrovert" for people that gain emotional energy erotically.  No matter how exhausted, (within reason) they get their "Second wind" as soon as things turn sexy.  I'm not saying UR1, Chirpy, but I definitely have some reasons to suspect you might be.



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #3419 on: October 01, 2019, 02:21:31 AM
CJ is exhausted 24/7.  :D

However, I've known many "Sextroverts" in my lifetime.  That's what I call them, an extrovert gains "energy" from being around, and socializing with other people.  (I'm a histrionic introvert, so I "Recharge" from alone time.)  

I coined the term "Sextrovert" for people that gain emotional energy erotically.  No matter how exhausted, (within reason) they get their "Second wind" as soon as things turn sexy.  I'm not saying UR1, Chirpy, but I definitely have some reasons to suspect you might be.

Maybe.  :emot_shrug: