What MADE your day today?

[Jed_]

The inspectors have gone...

I don't understand this statement.

On the 16th, he said they were coming ‘tomorrow’ (and it ruined his day), but today they are gone.

Try and pay attention.

[psiberzerker]

Try and pay attention.

Thank you for giving me the context, but that lapse of attention kinda goes against the contention that I read everything on this board.

Even when it is this slow.

[Jed_]

Try and pay attention.

Thank you for giving me the context, but that lapse of attention kinda goes against the contention that I read everything on this board.

Even when it is this slow.

I’m teasing you Psi.  Only IB knows the significance of his ominous Inspectors.  Clicking on his profile and then recent posts only illuminated when said group was arriving and not their nefarious activities.

[psiberzerker]

Well, now I'm intrigued by the mystery!

[Jed_]

In my job someone announcing inspectors typically means the FDA has shown up, usually without notice.  You get that email and think, ‘Well fuck, not getting any real work done this week.’

It can be inspectors from other countries too.  It’s like when Turkey showed up and I thought it was too bad the Swiss weren’t here too, we could have made a sandwich.

[psiberzerker]

I have to admit that Gunnerman19 made my day, by slightly changing up the same old same old conservative position with something new to consider.

[IdleBoast]

It was government inspectors. We'll know the results in a few hours.

[_priapism]

For CJ. 

[ChirpingGirl]

For CJ. 

[watcher1]

Chirp and I agree when it comes to anything Star Wars.

[ChirpingGirl]

Chirp and I agree when it comes to anything Star Wars.

Yet I'm sure your wife hasn't tortured you with it since you were a child. 

[_priapism]

I’m just tying to imagine 4 hours and 38 minutes of the Cantina Band...



If I maintained a woody for 4 minutes, it would be some kind of miracle.  LOL.

[psiberzerker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McNhU-mhDC0

[ChirpingGirl]

I’m just tying to imagine 4 hours and 38 minutes of the Cantina Band...

I would murder you if you even tried it.

[ChirpingGirl]

Wifey's been super pissed I've been communicating with her using sound effect buttons. 

If only you could see the look on her face when she was going on about how I always resist "date night". I kept pushing this:

https://www.myinstants.com/instant/ive-just-about-had-enough-of-u/

Just imagine a really hot, really pissed off Japanese girl and you'll get some idea.

"STOP TALKING TO ME WITH SOUND EFFECTS FROM STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!"

You've been torturing me with it since we were little. It's your turn.

[psiberzerker]

http://www.myinstants.com/instant/portal-2-you-monster-68946/

http://www.myinstants.com/instant/portal-2-be-a-moron-53088/

[watcher1]

I’m just tying to imagine 4 hours and 38 minutes of the Cantina Band...

I would murder you if you even tried it.

If he tried having a woody for four minutes? 

[psiberzerker]

Block party today, so I don't have to cook!  Just came back from hacking up some deadfall Pecan that's just seasoned enough for smoking.

[ChirpingGirl]

I’m just tying to imagine 4 hours and 38 minutes of the Cantina Band...

I would murder you if you even tried it.

Obviously not. 

If he tried having a woody for four minutes? 

[RopeFiend]

... or should that be NO SEX playlist?