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Offline vinney

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Reply #2540 on: January 27, 2019, 11:20:10 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on January 27, 2019, 06:07:18 PM
Quote from: msslave on January 27, 2019, 05:22:12 PM
Quote from: vinney on January 27, 2019, 04:49:48 PM
Pussies...? Who said pussies...?  :emot_lickie:

Careful Vinney...check the pictures, before you get a tongue full of CAT hair.  :emot_laughing:

LOL....
LOL....
LOL....
LOL....
LOL....
Okay someday I'll stop laughing......!!!
LOL....
LOL....
LOL....
Just not today...........!!!!!

Gotta love you guys......
Liz


Glad you're still laughing Liz... And hey... I really love pussies... I reckon you've got a pussy too Liz... up there in the hayloft...
Luv ya too,
vinney  :-*

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Reply #2541 on: January 28, 2019, 01:58:58 AM
You people are all crazy and now my sides ache. I guess that's what made my day.  ;D

Remmy

msslave, naughty
staci, naughty
katiebee, naughty
vinney, naughty
elizabeth, naughty

good thing Christmas is over!

 :facepalm:

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Reply #2542 on: January 28, 2019, 03:24:07 AM
My Peruvian girlfriend is allergic to cats.  I’m sure someone here has a pussy joke to go with that, so have at it.


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Reply #2543 on: January 28, 2019, 06:35:14 PM
I’m allergic to cats also.

I’m not allergic to beaver.  Good thing, because I just bought a 6X Stetson Open Road.  I am my grandfather now.  And Truman, Eisenhower, and LBJ.



Love this hat.


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Reply #2544 on: January 29, 2019, 01:09:32 PM

Two things, actually. First, I got my garage back Monday. The spring and both cables were broken, and one of the cables had gotten wedged behind one of the rollers. That's what prevented me from being able to raise the door manually. I'm thankful that the weather cooperated and I didn't have to scrape any ice during the time I had to park outside.

Second, multiple PMs. I've never gotten more than one at a time, so that was quite a pleasant surprise. So, if any of you feel the need to vent about something and would rather not do it publicly, feel free to unload on me in private. I keep confidences, and will lend a sympathetic ear.

Or, tell you you're acting like an idiot if you're... you know, acting like an idiot.  :emot_laughing:

Remmy



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Reply #2545 on: January 29, 2019, 10:44:06 PM
I wrote a proposal for a TV show, and I've persuaded an actual TV personality to agree to put their name to it!

Time to find out how to sell an idea to a production company...



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Reply #2546 on: January 30, 2019, 04:00:07 AM
Wifey saw a youtube video titled "Goodbye C3PO" and thought Anthony Daniels fuckin' died.  :emot_laughing:

No, babe, he's not trending on Twitter so he's not dead. It's so much fuckin' fun being married to a star wars dork . :roll:


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Reply #2547 on: January 30, 2019, 07:24:37 AM
Bagging the University first, though I missed topping the state list by a few whiskers. Only third there (false modesty alert).


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Reply #2548 on: January 30, 2019, 07:25:37 AM
Quote from: IdleBoast on January 29, 2019, 10:44:06 PM
I wrote a proposal for a TV show, and I've persuaded an actual TV personality to agree to put their name to it!


Woo woo IB! All the very best.  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #2549 on: January 30, 2019, 08:09:55 AM
Quote from: Indian Babe on January 30, 2019, 07:24:37 AM
Bagging the University first, though I missed topping the state list by a few whiskers. Only third there (false modesty alert).


Beautiful AND smart!   :-*


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Reply #2550 on: January 30, 2019, 11:52:55 AM
A woo to our Indian Babe for her great marks.  Sexy and smart too. :emot_clap: :emot_kiss:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #2551 on: January 30, 2019, 12:51:47 PM
With the extreme cold, public and private agencies are out doing what they can for the many homeless on our streets.  Stories like this are always heartwarming. The worse times can bring out the best in people.

Police are out offering hats, scarves and mittens. Hot chocolate is being served on the street.  One homeless man was found under a pile of blankets near a highway. He was in the early stages of frostbite on his fingers. Refused to be taken to a shelter, so a medical emergency was declared and he was taken to the hospital for treatment. 

Also on the bright side, it will warm up soon. Only -2 for a high tomorrow and a plus 19 Friday. Weekend it actually will be above freezing with temps near or above 40 with a chance of rain Sunday!

Forecast like that is a real day brightener. :D



Minneapolis Police Sergeant handing out hot chocolate.
The "protect" of protect and serve.
 







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Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #2552 on: January 30, 2019, 01:33:07 PM
Quote from: Indian Babe on January 30, 2019, 07:24:37 AM
Bagging the University first, though I missed topping the state list by a few whiskers. Only third there (false modesty alert).



Way to go!

Remmy



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Reply #2553 on: January 30, 2019, 08:55:51 PM
For all of us living in the Polar Vortex, I am happy our furnaces are working. I can take the heat without air conditioning but I cannot take the cold.

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Reply #2554 on: January 30, 2019, 10:23:54 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on January 30, 2019, 08:55:51 PM
For all of us living in the Polar Vortex, I am happy our furnaces are working. I can take the heat without air conditioning but I cannot take the cold.

Stay warm my friend...
vinney

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Reply #2555 on: January 31, 2019, 07:11:18 PM
I recently decided I was done raising babies after the last two little ones go off to school. After today, and after I met a sweet little angel with no family and no home, I've decided I'm not.  :facepalm:


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Reply #2556 on: February 01, 2019, 12:17:22 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 31, 2019, 07:11:18 PM
I recently decided I was done raising babies after the last two little ones go off to school. After today, and after I met a sweet little angel with no family and no home, I've decided I'm not.  :facepalm:

Big heart, big family.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Remmy



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Reply #2557 on: February 01, 2019, 04:44:47 PM
CJ has a feeling it'll be 15 soon.  :facepalm:


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Reply #2558 on: February 02, 2019, 12:30:28 PM
Mark's daughter arrived home from college late last night, she wasn't supposed to come until late this evening.  This makes me so happy.  I had planned on spending it with my daddy's girlfriend, but now it's a threesome.   Shopping, lunch at a new place that I've been wanting to visit, more shopping, then coming back to the house for some meal prep for tomorrow.    Everybody is sleeping over tonight (and tomorrow night).   Breakfast, games, a poker tournament, karaoke, a movie (or more like a nap), then around 4 we'll start gearing up and setting up the food.    
I have 3 football squares I'm in.   Best opening quarter I have is NE 3, Rams 0.  I also have NE 3, Rams 6.   That's the expensive game at $50 per square (1000 payout each quarter).  So I'm keeping my fingers crossed for that.

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Reply #2559 on: February 02, 2019, 05:51:39 PM
I got two paychecks this week.

woot!

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