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IdleBoast

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Reply #2360 on: December 20, 2018, 07:27:25 PM
I unexpectedly got my December pay ten days early!

It arrived in my account just as it hit zero, and moments before Mrs Boast remembered a bunch of gifts she really needs to buy for people for whom we have already bought gifts.



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Reply #2361 on: December 20, 2018, 07:31:10 PM


"Is it Christmas Eve already?"


Thank you Remmy. I’m not the only one.  Note:  If you wait another day, there are excellent after Christmas sales.



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Reply #2362 on: December 20, 2018, 08:58:03 PM


"Is it Christmas Eve already?"


Thank you Remmy. I’m not the only one.  Note:  If you wait another day, there are excellent after Christmas sales.

Mrs Boast's Christmas gift from her mother is going to be a trip to the Boxing Day sales.




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Reply #2363 on: December 20, 2018, 11:07:53 PM
Was all but ordered to apply for a promotion.

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Reply #2364 on: December 21, 2018, 01:17:06 PM


"Is it Christmas Eve already?"


Thank you Remmy. I’m not the only one.  Note:  If you wait another day, there are excellent after Christmas sales.

Full disclosure... I only buy 1 Christmas gift every year, for my wife. She buys all the gifts for everyone else, family, kids and grandkids.  :-[  All I have to do is write a check when the credit card bill comes.

Remmy

PS: On more than one occasion, I've given her cash because I had no idea what she wanted... she enjoyed the after Christmas sales.  :D




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Reply #2365 on: December 21, 2018, 02:46:18 PM
Wifey #2 gets to keep her food stamps for another year. MAYBE.  :roll:

Next they'll come for her disability money.



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Reply #2366 on: December 21, 2018, 03:43:14 PM
A morning blowjob.  Seriously considering a true Sex Stories from Members about my current living situation, since it's so pervy.  (Basically living with a compulsive pedophile.)



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Reply #2367 on: December 21, 2018, 04:08:08 PM
A morning blowjob.  Seriously considering a true Sex Stories from Members about my current living situation, since it's so pervy.  (Basically living with a compulsive pedophile.)

Arsenic is cheap.

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psiberzerker

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Reply #2368 on: December 22, 2018, 01:06:34 AM
Arsenic is cheap.

Getting rid of a body, and getting away with it isn't as easy as one might think.  Also, I've got a roof over my head, a nice kitchen, a bath tub, and sex pretty much every day out of the deal. 



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Reply #2369 on: December 22, 2018, 02:27:05 AM
Had a huge birthday bash for my daughter. There are empty pizza boxes stacked up. There's not a crumb left of cake. The kids are all watching a movie together. And I don't wanna clean up. But I will.  :roll:

I got her brand new clothes for her birthday instead of Christmas. Yes, she actually asked for new clothes. She wants to donate some of her older stuff before Christmas. Stuff she's kinda grown out of. If you don't have children you don't understand how quickly they grow out of their clothes.  :facepalm:

My depression has lifted a bit.



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Reply #2370 on: December 22, 2018, 05:32:03 AM
Yes, Birthday Pizza Party.  That's how I celebrated tonight.  Treated several friends to pizza.  A couple couldn't make it so ended up a few got to take some home too.  We had a good time and did it all at the Pizza place, so no clean up at home needed. ;D

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #2371 on: December 22, 2018, 01:01:57 PM

Still trying to settle my mom's estate, I met with the branch manager of her credit union, a young woman.

After taking a copy of the court documents I provided, she picked up her phone to make a call. I couldn't help noticing that the coiled cord from the handset to the phone was badly tangled, so badly that she actually had to lean over near the phone to talk into the handset.

When she hung up I suggested that it might be easier for her to use the phone if she untangled the cord. She frowned and asked how to do that.

I motioned and she slid the phone within my reach. I unplugged the cord from the phone and held the handset up. She stared while the cord spun around in the air until it hung straight down, without any tangles.

I plugged the handset back in and handed it to her. She stared at it for about three seconds, then held it to her ear without having to lean over.

She put the phone down in it's cradle and then looked at me like I had just walked on water.

Millenials. Ya gotta love ‘em.

Remmy




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Reply #2372 on: December 22, 2018, 02:01:07 PM
Corded phones?  :emot_laughing:

Everyone in my house, except the toddlers, have smart phones.  ;D

We ain't had a corded phone in forever.  :D



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Reply #2373 on: December 22, 2018, 04:17:37 PM

Still trying to settle my mom's estate, I met with the branch manager of her credit union, a young woman.

After taking a copy of the court documents I provided, she picked up her phone to make a call. I couldn't help noticing that the coiled cord from the handset to the phone was badly tangled, so badly that she actually had to lean over near the phone to talk into the handset.

When she hung up I suggested that it might be easier for her to use the phone if she untangled the cord. She frowned and asked how to do that.

I motioned and she slid the phone within my reach. I unplugged the cord from the phone and held the handset up. She stared while the cord spun around in the air until it hung straight down, without any tangles.

I plugged the handset back in and handed it to her. She stared at it for about three seconds, then held it to her ear without having to lean over.

She put the phone down in it's cradle and then looked at me like I had just walked on water.

Millenials. Ya gotta love ‘em.

Remmy



Thank you Temmy,

I often feel stupid, frustrated and helpless using my smart phone, while the young people seem to know how to use every aspect of the darn things.  But like you, I also possess the magical knowledge of how to untangle the cord on a phone.



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Reply #2374 on: December 22, 2018, 10:59:23 PM



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Reply #2375 on: December 23, 2018, 03:35:18 AM
Here's the first phone I remember using.

No screens, no icons, no battery to recharge, no worries about memory or getting a signal.

It just hung there on the wall.  We were on a party line with four or five other families.  Our ring was one long and three shorts. In order to call someone else on the party line you just turned the crank and rang their code.

To go "outside" the party line you gave one long crank and waited until a woman got on the line and said, "Number please."  You give her the number and back at the telephone office she'd stick in patch cord plugs on the big board in front of her. (Watch some old movies. It was a favorite scene they liked to plug in.)
With the lines patched in, the operator would then ring the other phone and you'd wait for them to answer.  So simple, and you didn't need a fifth grader to show you how to do it.  But as illustrated, you had to be careful not to get tangled in the cord...or talk during a thunderstorm, as a bolt of lightning could come through the phone if the line got struck.

It was nice to be smarter than your phone back then.  Then we got dial phones and the operator was eliminated except for long distance, until they invented area codes.  It was all downhill from there. ;D

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Reply #2376 on: December 23, 2018, 05:23:11 AM
Lily Tomlin as Ernestine on Laugh-In, “One ringy dingy, two ringy dingy. . . . . “


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Reply #2377 on: December 23, 2018, 05:39:34 AM
Special young lady visiting for Xmas gave me a kiss, threw her little arms around my neck, hugged me and told me how much she missed me.  ;D

"She wouldn't shut up about coming to see you." Her mommy told me.  :D



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Reply #2378 on: December 23, 2018, 02:28:17 PM
Corded phones?  :emot_laughing:

Everyone in my house, except the toddlers, have smart phones.  ;D

We ain't had a corded phone in forever.  :D

Yeah, yeah. And you've never had to lick a stamp. Or physically walk over to the TV to change the channel or volume. Or use an outhouse in the middle of the night. Or warm a baby bottle in a saucepan of water. Or answer a phone without knowing who was calling.

I could go on, but what's the point. You younger generations have got it made!  And you don't even know how easy you got it. ;D 

At least Jed, Slave, Toe and Watcher all know what I'm talking about. You're outnumbered young lady.

One day (sooner than you think) your kids are going to be as old as you are now. We'll see who's laughing then.

Remmy

PS: There was something else, but I forgot what it was...






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Reply #2379 on: December 23, 2018, 10:48:37 PM
Corded phones?  :emot_laughing:

Everyone in my house, except the toddlers, have smart phones.  ;D

We ain't had a corded phone in forever.  :D

Yeah, yeah. And you've never had to lick a stamp. Or physically walk over to the TV to change the channel or volume. Or use an outhouse in the middle of the night. Or warm a baby bottle in a saucepan of water. Or answer a phone without knowing who was calling.

I could go on, but what's the point. You younger generations have got it made!  And you don't even know how easy you got it. ;D  

At least Jed, Slave, Toe and Watcher all know what I'm talking about. You're outnumbered young lady.

One day (sooner than you think) your kids are going to be as old as you are now. We'll see who's laughing then.

Remmy

PS: There was something else, but I forgot what it was...





This is what we call GOMS.  Grumpy Old Man Syndrome.

My son does not know who Groucho Marx or the Marx Brothers were.  I expressed disbelief, so he asked me who “PewDiePie” is.  I had no idea.

Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, better known as PewDiePie, is a YouTuber with 40 million subscribers (called “bros”, all part of the "Bro Army"), and is the most famous YouTuber in the world, with $17 Million estimated annual earnings.  So there’s that.

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