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Offline Jed_

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Reply #1980 on: March 17, 2018, 03:19:14 PM
OK, maybe later tonight I’ll have a little of the Irish whiskey.


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Reply #1981 on: March 17, 2018, 03:54:40 PM
Telling my father I hope he dies in horrible pain and alone and I never, ever want to hear from him ever again except for an obituary.  :emot_smilio:

I hung up on him hopefully for the last time ever.  ;D


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Reply #1982 on: March 17, 2018, 04:31:38 PM
Good deal Chirp!  May you be reading that soon, as awful as it sounds to say that.


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Reply #1983 on: March 17, 2018, 04:42:53 PM
Oh it isn't awful at all.  ;D


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Reply #1984 on: March 17, 2018, 04:53:41 PM
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Oh it isn't awful at all.  ;D

Want to collaborate on a ‘nice’ eulogy for the dirtbag?


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Reply #1985 on: March 17, 2018, 05:18:46 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on March 17, 2018, 04:53:41 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on March 17, 2018, 04:42:53 PM
Oh it isn't awful at all.  ;D

Want to collaborate on a ‘nice’ eulogy for the dirtbag?

I don't think the language I would use would be appropriate even for an audience from here.  :D


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Reply #1986 on: March 17, 2018, 06:14:59 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on March 17, 2018, 05:18:46 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on March 17, 2018, 04:53:41 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on March 17, 2018, 04:42:53 PM
Oh it isn't awful at all.  ;D

Want to collaborate on a ‘nice’ eulogy for the dirtbag?

I don't think the language I would use would be appropriate even for an audience from here.  :D

I’ll write a short one if you like.  Hearing things like what you’ve posted and what a girl told me this morning makes me angry and want to do something.


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Reply #1987 on: March 17, 2018, 06:51:12 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on March 17, 2018, 06:14:59 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on March 17, 2018, 05:18:46 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on March 17, 2018, 04:53:41 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on March 17, 2018, 04:42:53 PM
Oh it isn't awful at all.  ;D

Want to collaborate on a ‘nice’ eulogy for the dirtbag?

I don't think the language I would use would be appropriate even for an audience from here.  :D

I’ll write a short one if you like.  Hearing things like what you’ve posted and what a girl told me this morning makes me angry and want to do something.

Go right ahead.


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Reply #1988 on: March 17, 2018, 08:54:02 PM
So a book I ordered a week ago arrived today.  It's a "coffee table" type of book with fantastic photos of Sandhill Cranes by a well known photographer.  I have a few thousand of my own pics, but still enjoy other photographers views.

I saw the book a couple years ago at the wildlife refuge where I "shoot" most my crane pictures.  It's $45, more of my SSI money than I'd like to spend.  Finally took the time to go on Amazon and check used versions.  Found one for $13, plus shipping and got it in my hot little hands today.  It's in like new condition at a fraction of the price.

The bonus...it's signed by the author/photographer!  :o

Just one catch, I now have to change my name to "Mary Lou", as that's who it's signed to. :facepalm:

Mary Lou, I can just see the wife putting me in a school girl plaid skirt now. :facepalm:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #1989 on: March 18, 2018, 01:03:10 AM
Quote from: msslave on March 17, 2018, 08:54:02 PM
So a book I ordered a week ago arrived today.  It's a "coffee table" type of book with fantastic photos of Sandhill Cranes by a well known photographer.  I have a few thousand of my own pics, but still enjoy other photographers views.

I saw the book a couple years ago at the wildlife refuge where I "shoot" most my crane pictures.  It's $45, more of my SSI money than I'd like to spend.  Finally took the time to go on Amazon and check used versions.  Found one for $13, plus shipping and got it in my hot little hands today.  It's in like new condition at a fraction of the price.

The bonus...it's signed by the author/photographer!  :o

Just one catch, I now have to change my name to "Mary Lou", as that's who it's signed to. :facepalm:

Mary Lou, I can just see the wife putting me in a school girl plaid skirt now. :facepalm:

Or beating you for having a "secret" girlfriend.......??
However the real question is.....If you have Mary Lou's books, do you have any of her clothes as well..??
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Liz


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Reply #1990 on: March 18, 2018, 03:45:47 AM

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Or beating you for having a "secret" girlfriend.......??
However the real question is.....If you have Mary Lou's books, do you have any of her clothes as well..??
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz

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 :emot_laughing: You have a suspicious mind Liz. Of course wife knows that at my age and with my diabetes, there's not much I could do to interest a woman anymore.  Still she might like to beat me for old times sake.

Guess all I'll ever know about Mary Lou is that she bought the book in Nebraska at a wildlife refuge and the author/photog. was there.  Receipt was in the book. :D

Thanks for your thoughts tho'...and for not saying "Bite Me"! :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1991 on: March 18, 2018, 03:12:19 PM
Quote from: msslave on March 18, 2018, 03:45:47 AM

Of course wife knows that at my age and with my diabetes, there's not much I could do to interest a woman anymore. 


I’m not sure of your age, but I’m an older guy with diabetes.  ED is not a sexual death sentence.  There are treatments available, and even if those fail, my god, get your freak on!



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Reply #1992 on: March 19, 2018, 07:06:07 AM
My video and internet on my cable http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=28521.msg503384#msg503384. This morning I found rherenwasn’t Any hot water. I went out to the garage and the EMI circuit was tripped, which also had the cable box interface power. I reset that circuit and viola! Both hot water and cable resumed.

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Reply #1993 on: March 20, 2018, 03:38:16 PM

"March Equinox in Detroit, Michigan, USA is on
Tuesday, March 20, 2018 at 12:15 pm EDT"

A bit less than 3 hours.

Sing along everyone


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Reply #1994 on: March 20, 2018, 04:15:03 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on March 20, 2018, 03:38:16 PM

"March Equinox in Detroit, Michigan, USA is on
Tuesday, March 20, 2018 at 12:15 pm EDT"

A bit less than 3 hours.

Sing along everyone


Bad News For You......."Winter Is Still Here".......and not going away anytime soon.
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Reply #1995 on: March 20, 2018, 07:32:05 PM
First day in 10 when I have been able to eat normally and have a bath and walk around like a normal person.  Thought I'd recovered three days back but no I hadn't.  24 hours and counting now, so reasonably happy.


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Reply #1996 on: March 20, 2018, 07:38:59 PM
Quote from: Indian Babe on March 20, 2018, 07:32:05 PM
First day in 10 when I have been able to eat normally and have a bath and walk around like a normal person.  Thought I'd recovered three days back but no I hadn't.  24 hours and counting now, so reasonably happy.

Good news!
I had a rough time in March.  Finally feeling 100% after 4 weeks.

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Reply #1997 on: March 20, 2018, 07:56:04 PM
Quote from: Indian Babe on March 20, 2018, 07:32:05 PM
First day in 10 when I have been able to eat normally and have a bath and walk around like a normal person.  Thought I'd recovered three days back but no I hadn't.  24 hours and counting now, so reasonably happy.

Sorry to hear you’ve been unwell my dear caramel toned Indian Babe, but it is good news you are on the road to recovery.


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Reply #1998 on: March 20, 2018, 08:06:31 PM
Thanks J (ules) & J (ed_) : it was bloody frustrating. Couldn't do anything not even browse for any length of time. Anyway hopefully I've turned a corner.

So how come no flaccid manhood pics up in all these days? Where do I register a formal complaint against such slackness.  8)


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Reply #1999 on: March 20, 2018, 09:22:41 PM
Quote from: Indian Babe on March 20, 2018, 08:06:31 PM
Thanks J (ules) & J (ed_) : it was bloody frustrating. Couldn't do anything not even browse for any length of time. Anyway hopefully I've turned a corner.

So how come no flaccid manhood pics up in all these days? Where do I register a formal complaint against such slackness.  8)

Mmmmmm, I’m not known for seeking out such pics.  I suppose I could offer up my own?  Naw, always thought it rather classless to post or send such things unless specifically requested.  Besides if I did that I’d have to purge any thoughts of you from my mind, otherwise no way it would be flaccid. . . . . . . .


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