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Reply #1960 on: March 12, 2018, 09:56:08 PM
Gee, just like a broken analog clock!

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #1961 on: March 13, 2018, 03:02:40 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on March 12, 2018, 09:56:08 PM
Gee, just like a broken analog clock!

hahaha

My post was a Daylight Savings joke. 



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Reply #1962 on: March 13, 2018, 05:57:38 AM
 :emot_laughing:

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #1963 on: March 13, 2018, 07:21:06 PM
Nails, underwear, boots and him.


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Reply #1964 on: March 13, 2018, 08:27:32 PM
Change of order from above.....

Clean Underwear....... :emot_laughing:
Boots
Nails......10 penny type
Chainsaw
1" x 6" boards, 10 feet long
Fixing Fence thanks to the last storm.

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Reply #1965 on: March 13, 2018, 09:40:58 PM
Mark emailed me and is craving Chinese food.   OMG, I can't wait to get home.  Szechuan chicken will be there waiting for me.  It's been so long.  I might be stealing some of his almond boneless chicken too.  Egg roll, yum   My mouth is watering.

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Reply #1966 on: March 13, 2018, 10:50:59 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on March 13, 2018, 09:40:58 PM
Mark emailed me and is craving Chinese food.   OMG, I can't wait to get home.  Szechuan chicken will be there waiting for me.  It's been so long.  I might be stealing some of his almond boneless chicken too.  Egg roll, yum   My mouth is watering.

Mandarin Duck or Peking Duck happens to be really good (as long as you like duck).
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Reply #1967 on: March 14, 2018, 12:46:56 AM
I really like Peking duck, or anything duck.


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Reply #1968 on: March 16, 2018, 02:17:45 PM
Our city is holding a Maple Syrup festival this weekend.   It was actually a Xmas gift to my niece (which she opened, read the note I wrote up explaining it, and tossed it to the side to open the next 'real' gift  :emot_laughing:)

So, we rented a tree in our city nature center.  We visited the tree once last week.  A guide took us to it.   So far our tree has produced 12 gallons of sap.  Well thank god I wasn't the one responsible to change out the bucket, the stuff would have flowed all over the ground. hahaha   My niece got really excited and was interested for all of 10 minutes before she decided the woods needed exploring.

So tomorrow is the main day.  They teach us about the process of converting sap to syrup.
 The guided told me we might yield just under a 1/2 gallon from our 15 gallons the tree should end up producing. Their are a bunch of hands on stuff for the kids.  

Then, we're dropping my niece off to Grandma and Grandpa's house and Mark and I are going out to celebrate St Patricks day.   Uber will be my friend tomorrow.  I have a sequin Kelly Green vest and a vary glittery green hat that I will be wearing, along with my flashing button that reads 'Kiss Me I'm Irish' (which I actually am), if the hat gets too uncomfortable, I have a headband with antenna's with four leaf clovers at the top.  Oh, and my glasses that the lenses are shaped like beer mugs.       My mostly Italian boyfriend will be wearing a hideous green sport jacket with a T-shirt underneath that reads 'Today Everybody is Irish'.  

The couple we're going with, she, who is very well endowed, texted me a pictures of the shirt she is wearing.  It reads, 'I put the Double D's in St. Paddy's day.'   hahaha   She's proud of them.  Hey, she should be, they cost enough.  And I was told that her husband will be wearing a Sparty Green Man suit.  He's a huge MSU Spartan fan and there is this guy that they call Green man at all events with a body suit, like this.....  


So, we plan on bar hopping.  Should be fun.  Nobody call me too early on Sunday, please.


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Reply #1969 on: March 17, 2018, 12:27:01 AM
I played hooky, and got my nasty on all day.  May have some green beer tomorrow.

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Reply #1970 on: March 17, 2018, 01:19:12 AM
When I was younger my ‘going out’ was to go to a section of Baltimore called Fell’s Point.  I would often forget it was St Patrick’s Day and show up in the evening just to run into a huge number of characters that a) have been drinking since the morning and don’t handle their alcohol well and b) feel that obnoxious behavior is somehow obligatory.

And then follow that up with St. Patrick’s Day 1990 when I ran into a girlfriend who I thought was still on a trip to New Zealand and Australia out with another guy.  I didn’t handle it well and several shots later I made the acquaintance of a few Baltimore City Policemen who insisted I be their guest for the night.

The only reason I’m even leaving the house tomorrow is my German Shepherd needs dog food.


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Reply #1971 on: March 17, 2018, 04:10:47 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on March 17, 2018, 01:19:12 AM

The only reason I’m even leaving the house tomorrow is my German Shepherd needs dog food.




In my 50’s?  Soft foods at the cafeteria around 4.  Fall asleep in front of TV by 9...

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Reply #1972 on: March 17, 2018, 04:24:17 AM
Yep in my 50’s alright, but I just got off the phone with a 23 year old girl I intend to fuck senseless in 4 weeks.  Life is not all that bad, hence the happy days title of this thread.


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Reply #1973 on: March 17, 2018, 04:51:01 AM
And...here I am in my seventies.  Up after 9 PM.  Another wild and crazy Friday night for this septuagenarian.  Looking forward to tomorrow morning for a pipping  hot bowl of  oatmeal! :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1974 on: March 17, 2018, 04:52:04 AM
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So, we plan on bar hopping.  Should be fun.  Nobody call me too early on Sunday, please.


I’m planning on calling, starting at 4 AM and continuing at 15 Minute intervals until 10 AM.

If you’r Irish you are not drunk so long as you can hold onto a single blade of grass to keep from being thrown from the planet.

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Reply #1975 on: March 17, 2018, 04:56:36 AM
Dang Katie.  Up here in Minnesota, we're going to lose a lot of Irish tomorrow.  All the blades of grass are still buried under snow.

Maybe they can pour water on their shoes so they'll freeze to the ground. ;D

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Reply #1976 on: March 17, 2018, 06:10:37 AM
Quote from: msslave on March 17, 2018, 04:56:36 AM
Dang Katie.  Up here in Minnesota, we're going to lose a lot of Irish tomorrow.  All the blades of grass are still buried under snow.

Maybe they can pour water on their shoes so they'll freeze to the ground. ;D

I remember fondly skipping work for the parade of clans in St. Paul every year... being drunk with friends by noon, and extremely drunk by 5.  Sláinte.


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Reply #1977 on: March 17, 2018, 07:38:43 AM
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So, we plan on bar hopping.  Should be fun.  Nobody call me too early on Sunday, please.



Quote from: Katiebee on March 17, 2018, 04:52:04 AM
I’m planning on calling, starting at 4 AM and continuing at 15 Minute intervals until 10 AM.

In the old days I wouldn't be home by 4am.
Now though, Mark can't hang like I can.  Knowing him, we might be home by 11pm :roll:  HE'S ONLY 43, what's wrong with him.

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Reply #1978 on: March 17, 2018, 10:55:18 AM
Awake in the night and 5AM is approaching.  I decided a shot of whiskey is in order to help get back to sleep.  My two choices on my ‘bar’ of sorts were Tullamore Dew Irish whiskey and Noteworthy reserve bourbon.  Just to be contrary, obstinate and a bit of a stick in the mud about what today is, I chose the bourbon.  I also have a bunch of green clothes as it’s my favorite color, but I’ll be damned if I’m wearing that color today. . . . Ba humbug!  LOL

Nobody tell my friend Irishgirl of my choices today, as they would certainly even further reduce my already bleak chances of bedding her.


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Reply #1979 on: March 17, 2018, 03:03:18 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on March 17, 2018, 10:55:18 AM
 I also have a bunch of green clothes as it’s my favorite color, but I’ll be damned if I’m wearing that color today. . . . Ba humbug!

You forgot to add...

...and an ol' fuddy dud.  

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Happy St Patricks Day Jed!



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