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Offline Lois

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Reply #1560 on: July 29, 2017, 10:29:53 PM
And here I thought you only went for blonds!  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #1561 on: July 29, 2017, 11:08:28 PM
And here I thought you only went for blonds!  :emot_kiss:

 ;D ;D ;D

Don't tell my brunette wife!



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Reply #1562 on: July 30, 2017, 02:18:57 PM
Don't tell my brunette wife!
Your BEAUTIFUL brunette wife.     :-* to you both.


What will make my day.......
Boyfriend left to attend church with his daughters.   They're all coming back to the house to spend the day.      Can't wait.  I haven't seen the girls in a couple of weeks.    Relaxing in the sun by the pool on a beautiful Sunday, and going for a bike ride.

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Reply #1563 on: August 02, 2017, 04:29:22 AM
Using my considerable sleuthing skills to find an old favorite porn star now living in Kiev, married, and gainfully employed in the tech industry:




I'm sorry, but I don't recognize her when she's not upside-down with a dick in her mouth.

Which porn star?  Looks a little like Belladonna, but I'm the wrong person to be guessing faces.

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Reply #1564 on: August 04, 2017, 11:56:00 PM
New quartz counter top installed. Plumbing being connected on Wednesday and then we have an unfinished (backsplash, paint, base boards) but functional kitchen again.

That is all.


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Reply #1565 on: August 05, 2017, 12:02:15 AM
New quartz counter top installed. Plumbing being connected on Wednesday and then we have an unfinished (backsplash, paint, base boards) but functional kitchen again.


Congrats :)



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Reply #1566 on: August 06, 2017, 03:22:45 PM
Watching him sleep.    The bedsheet at his waist.   His bare chest rising and falling with each breath.   And he has the cutest quietest little snore.   

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Reply #1567 on: August 06, 2017, 05:13:27 PM
Watching him sleep.    The bedsheet at his waist.   His bare chest rising and falling with each breath.   And he has the cutest quietest little snore.   

You're smitten, Jules!




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Reply #1568 on: August 06, 2017, 05:14:32 PM
We need to get Jules married off so she can learn just how much fun it is.  :D



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Reply #1569 on: August 06, 2017, 05:28:01 PM
Enjoying watching two humming birds drink from one of the feeders.  They flutter, then dart to the other side then back to the orange tree. Then comes the other one. In about two minutes they will repeat. Based on male birds having the colors, I surmise the one with the red on his head is a he.

Not what you look for on a sex board but they work so hard for so little.

one of the originals


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Reply #1570 on: August 06, 2017, 07:02:46 PM
Enjoying watching two humming birds drink from one of the feeders.  They flutter, then dart to the other side then back to the orange tree. Then comes the other one. In about two minutes they will repeat. Based on male birds having the colors, I surmise the one with the red on his head is a he.

Not what you look for on a sex board but they work so hard for so little.




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Reply #1571 on: August 07, 2017, 04:30:52 AM
Hummers are great...meaning the birds :facepalm: (Did I just forget this is a sex board.)

I love watching them.  Once in Mexico a wildlife refuge let us in before they opened so I could photograph their Humming Birds.  They had several feeders and there must have been over 100 coming and going.  Some were considered rare too.  As cute as they are to watch, there was some aggressive behavior as they competed for a spot at the feeder.   

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #1572 on: August 07, 2017, 04:50:57 AM
I will shock everyone, I had a major back surgery in Jan so no more heavy lifting and twisting for a year, so put all our toys up for sale and starting over last one sold today. We sold a bronco 11, our 26 ft holiday rambler trailer and our diesel crew cab 4x4 pickup. Bought a 31 ft gulf stream motor home and a 2013 crew cab 4x4 f150. We are happy. not what you were expecting out of me was it. ;D ;D I still like licking a hairy pussy though.



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Reply #1573 on: August 08, 2017, 03:30:50 AM

10 minutes AFTER I got home from an hour drive...   :o



Yeah.  Colonoscopy prep.  Fun for the whole family!  :facepalm:  Get yours today!

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Reply #1574 on: August 09, 2017, 03:59:26 PM

10 minutes AFTER I got home from an hour drive...   :o



Yeah.  Colonoscopy prep.  Fun for the whole family!  :facepalm:  Get yours today!

Reminds me of the time I had a *lot* of laxatives, then had to drive from San Antonio to Odessa.  I say this, because you know how fucking far away Odessa is, and not many bathrooms along the way... LOL.



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Reply #1575 on: August 09, 2017, 04:02:42 PM
My son got signed off on his third Merit Badge for the summer court of honor last night, his 43rd in all.  Only three more badges, and a project, left for Eagle rank.  So proud.



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Reply #1576 on: August 09, 2017, 07:17:05 PM
My kitchen is FUNCTIONAL again. No more washing dishes in the bathroom sink. Depending on the tile guy we have engaged, that part may be done by the end of the day on Friday (fingers crossed). Then, it's a paint job and we are done.

Oh, and new front door and storm door but that, technically, is a different project.

That is all.


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Reply #1577 on: August 10, 2017, 04:56:14 AM
I won a gun auction! My Swedish Mauser M38, all matching serial numbers is on it's way to Mama!

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Reply #1578 on: August 10, 2017, 02:15:01 PM
My daughter and her best friend are going to be suite mates as freshmen at Rice University.

Bass Reeves<br /><br />\"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.\"


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Reply #1579 on: August 10, 2017, 02:38:15 PM
My daughter and her best friend are going to be suite mates as freshmen at Rice University.

Kudos.  That is quite an accomplishment.  Rice has more National Merit Scholars than any university, and its admissions process is as rigorous as the Ivys.  My aunt has a mathematics degree from Rice, and I've always been a bit jealous.  Houston is a great town too.