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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #1360 on: March 04, 2017, 02:20:22 PM
My mom told me "honey, our house isn't worth $200,000, it's worth well over $300,000. We have a home theatre and a backyard pool. We spent a small fortune on this place."  :emot_laughing:

I love when my mommy corrects me.  ;D



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Reply #1361 on: March 04, 2017, 04:36:57 PM
Your mom doesn't know squat about real estate. All of those items are money pit items that do not increase house value.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.


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Reply #1362 on: March 04, 2017, 05:32:57 PM
You don't know squat about squat, rainbow. How about you shut the fuck up and go cry in a corner?  :D



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Reply #1363 on: March 04, 2017, 05:38:04 PM
Temper, temper. Holes in the ground and theatre rooms are not selling points that people are willing to pay more for. To get an estimate on your house worth check the taxing agency and compare similar square footage houses in your neighborhood, both for tax amounts and for similar houses that have recently been sold.

I work in the financial industry for a company that does outsourcing for mortgage companies.

I have more than a passing knowledge of these things.

So, yes, I do know squat. A great deal more than your mother.
« Last Edit: March 04, 2017, 05:44:51 PM by Katiebee »

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Reply #1364 on: March 04, 2017, 05:56:30 PM
Well I'm 26. And let's just say my mom's age at the time I was made is yet another reason I fucking hate my father. :facepalm:



Holy crap. Now I feel old. You're 2 years younger than my youngest. Shit, you were 13 when my oldest grandson was born.

That is all.


ChirpingGirl

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Reply #1365 on: March 04, 2017, 05:58:15 PM
Post removed for flaming outside of room 1408.

Now!  Stop this shit!

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« Last Edit: March 04, 2017, 07:04:52 PM by Lois »



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Reply #1366 on: March 04, 2017, 05:59:27 PM
Well I'm 26. And let's just say my mom's age at the time I was made is yet another reason I fucking hate my father. :facepalm:



Holy crap. Now I feel old. You're 2 years younger than my youngest. Shit, you were 13 when my oldest grandson was born.

 :D

Don't feel bad. My kids think I'm ancient by their standards.    :roll:



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Reply #1367 on: March 04, 2017, 06:02:08 PM
An increase of 50% in a house value is not done by a pool and a theatre room. Especially a 100k increase.

And amend your attitude. This is Not 1408.

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Reply #1368 on: March 04, 2017, 07:06:29 PM
Back on topic!  Happy Days!

Beautiful today!  Looking forward to a nice day on the patio and 80F!



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #1369 on: March 04, 2017, 07:22:34 PM
Gorgeous day here too, but windy. I ruined it for my kids making them clean up their rooms.  :emot_laughing:

Yes that made my day. It's time for them to take responsibility for their environment.  :D



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Reply #1370 on: March 04, 2017, 07:31:14 PM

Back on topic!  Happy Days!

Beautiful today!  Looking forward to a nice day on the patio and 80F!



I am sooooo jealous!

Here it's around 30F, with a very strong wind that makes it feel like it's in the teens.

While I like the bitter briskness, hanging out on the patio with you down there sounds very lovely!







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Reply #1371 on: March 04, 2017, 08:06:41 PM
Your mom doesn't know squat about real estate. All of those items are money pit items that do not increase house value.


Temper, temper. Holes in the ground and theatre rooms are not selling points that people are willing to pay more for. To get an estimate on your house worth check the taxing agency and compare similar square footage houses in your neighborhood, both for tax amounts and for similar houses that have recently been sold.

I work in the financial industry for a company that does outsourcing for mortgage companies.

I have more than a passing knowledge of these things.

So, yes, I do know squat. A great deal more than your mother.

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WTF?!



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Reply #1372 on: March 04, 2017, 09:06:21 PM
I saw an Arby's ad for Reuben sandwiches, so I round up some corned beef, sauerkraut, muenster cheese, dressing, and dark rye bread... homemade grilled Reubens for lunch on a rainy Saturday.  Perfect.



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #1373 on: March 04, 2017, 09:43:54 PM
Your mom doesn't know squat about real estate. All of those items are money pit items that do not increase house value.


Temper, temper. Holes in the ground and theatre rooms are not selling points that people are willing to pay more for. To get an estimate on your house worth check the taxing agency and compare similar square footage houses in your neighborhood, both for tax amounts and for similar houses that have recently been sold.

I work in the financial industry for a company that does outsourcing for mortgage companies.

I have more than a passing knowledge of these things.

So, yes, I do know squat. A great deal more than your mother.

1.  Threatening or intimidating behaviour is not tolerated.



WTF?!

Let it go, honey. We don't need you getting banned again. You're the only reason I stick around here.  :D

Cue someone hovering over the permanent ban button.  ;D



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #1374 on: March 04, 2017, 10:24:40 PM
Talking to Kit made my day. :D

And just now using something metal to scratch an itch that's been driving me nuts all fucking day. Now it's bleeding.  :roll:

But oh my fuck did it feel gooooooood.  ;D



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Reply #1375 on: March 04, 2017, 10:30:04 PM
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Reply #1376 on: March 07, 2017, 02:07:51 PM
Shutting down mentally for a few hours and coming here to KB to just escape.   Back to work in a bit though.

Oh, and a very good cup of coffee.

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Reply #1377 on: March 07, 2017, 03:43:49 PM
I asked my wife why she doesn't call me white girl anymore. Her daughter caught her doing it and she was told: "This is our real family. Don't you ever call them words like that."  :'(

I fucking love that kid. I helped raise her. She's my baby as much as hers.  :D



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Reply #1378 on: March 08, 2017, 01:39:29 AM

Driving home today I saw TWO fire department ladder trucks and two rescue trucks outside a mortuary.

Geez, didn't anyone tell them that they're ALREADY LONG DEAD???  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1379 on: March 08, 2017, 02:21:22 AM
RF made my day.   Not the post above, the other thing.   Awesome guy.   Patience of Job.

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