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Reply #1260 on: January 17, 2017, 04:56:27 PM
Taking MLK Day off, even though the office was open, and having a fabulous day with the wife and kids. Not a fuck was given.  Well one fuck was given, and it was great.


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Reply #1261 on: January 18, 2017, 04:49:58 PM
My daughters BFF kissing me on the cheek and telling me she loves me.  :D


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Reply #1262 on: January 23, 2017, 07:57:50 PM
Learning new words for Scrabble, a game which my friend and I play often.     Perchance (from the Funny Pics thread) and Mayhaps (from the Who Got Laid thread)

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Reply #1263 on: January 24, 2017, 02:58:58 AM
I've been using expensive nasal spray recently because my sinuses are constantly clogged. Today I sneezed into a tissue and huge blob of slimy green goop shot out. It was vile! But my kids thought it was hysterical but gross.  ;D

And my wife said she's not kissing me again until there's no trace of anything like that in my nose or anywhere else.  :D


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Reply #1264 on: January 24, 2017, 09:50:48 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 24, 2017, 02:58:58 AM
I've been using expensive nasal spray recently because my sinuses are constantly clogged. Today I sneezed into a tissue and huge blob of slimy green goop shot out. It was vile! But my kids thought it was hysterical but gross.  ;D

And my wife said she's not kissing me again until there's no trace of anything like that in my nose or anywhere else.  :D

Did You Check Under The Couch...??
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Love,
Liz


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Reply #1265 on: January 24, 2017, 10:03:43 PM
Everywhere.  :D


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Reply #1266 on: January 24, 2017, 10:47:47 PM
Had some naughty fun when hubby came home for lunch.


ChirpingGirl

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Reply #1267 on: January 29, 2017, 03:21:17 AM
Skyping with my grammy.  :D


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Reply #1268 on: January 29, 2017, 09:58:29 PM
Waking up pain free.

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Reply #1269 on: January 29, 2017, 11:51:35 PM
Being peaceful and restful... before the family came round...

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Reply #1270 on: January 30, 2017, 02:57:32 AM
Listening to friends recount their experiences at the Women's marches in DC, Boston and here in Portsmouth, sharing the energy and joy that abounds in community.


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Reply #1271 on: January 30, 2017, 03:27:01 PM
Enduring text tirade by the ex, and slowly punching all of her buttons, setting off a rising tide of hysteria, until her head finally exploded, and I hit "block."


ChirpingGirl

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Reply #1272 on: January 30, 2017, 03:56:53 PM
Great movies on AMC today. House empty. Baby sleeping. Don't have to do a god damned thing today.  :D


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Reply #1273 on: January 30, 2017, 06:34:19 PM
A virtual fuck-buddy sent me some very hot photos and a video that has occupied my mind all day...




ChirpingGirl

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Reply #1274 on: February 01, 2017, 04:24:27 PM
My 4 year old invited herself into our bed last night and she and I found the most comfortable, perfect snuggle position.  :D


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Reply #1275 on: February 03, 2017, 04:03:30 AM
My unemployed since the end of November wife starts a new job on Monday  :emot_cheer: :emot_cheer:

That is all.

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Reply #1276 on: February 03, 2017, 08:52:43 PM
Quote from: JBRG on February 03, 2017, 04:03:30 AM
My unemployed since the end of November wife starts a new job on Monday  :emot_cheer: :emot_cheer:

Congrats!


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Reply #1277 on: February 04, 2017, 03:13:57 AM
Placing trust in someone here on KB.

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Reply #1278 on: February 04, 2017, 09:25:51 PM

Just logged into the bank, and the radiology lab refunded MOST of the fee I'd paid in December for a full MRI.

That helps loads, as I've been carrying over $5K on my credit card this last 5 weeks.  Buying another car in early December pretty well wiped out my finances, when you add in the shit that happened a couple of weeks later.  Wrapped around the new year, I got hit with TWO year's worth of deductibles on the insurance in short order.

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Reply #1279 on: February 05, 2017, 12:15:00 AM
This.  :'(

"Open when you miss me": Late daughter leaves behind letters to mom

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/late-daughter-leaves-behind-letters-to-comfort-mom/

Because of my heart condition I've been doing something similar for my family and especially my kids. I wrote them a letter which I hope they'll never read.

But if it happens and I have to leave them I want them to have something to lift them up a bit.  :D


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