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Offline OLDBIKER

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Reply #1140 on: November 03, 2016, 12:42:05 AM
I went into town.I did what I had to do then I found a seat in the precinct and sat people watching.She was middle aged,about 55 wearing a blue blouse over which she had on short waist length jacket.her trousers were white and tight,very tight.One of two lads standing behind me said look at her you can see her cunt.It was true.Her trousers were so tight that one could see the lips of her pussy.She walked past us oblivious to the stir she was causing.
Yes ,she really made my day.


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Reply #1141 on: November 03, 2016, 02:41:07 AM

Good brakes and tires on a rain-slick street at 45MPH.

I was driving home an hour ago after a light rain.  Hadn't rained in a few weeks, so the streets are amazingly slick.  Blowing down a 2-lane road, I see a car at an angled cut through the *wide* center median.  Sitting.  I'm still oncoming.  Still sitting.  Still sitting.  I get RIGHT THE FUCK on top of 'em, and she pulls out.  If I'd skidded even a little, I'd have rammed her; it was that close of a near-miss.

As I begin to breathe again, I notice the handicap plates and a damned little CHILD in the passenger seat.  Yeah, I can see why you're handicapped, but your friends shouldn't let you drive, as lousy at it as you are.  You have REALLY shitty friends, if they haven't told you that YOU SUCK behind the wheel.

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Reply #1142 on: November 03, 2016, 02:35:00 PM

The Cubs won the World Series.

Yes, the Cubs won the World Series.

One more time: The Cubs won the World Series.

It's impossible to explain what this means to someone who doesn't understand. So I won't.

It hadn't happened in my lifetime, my father's lifetime, or my grandfather's lifetime.

Okay, now, everyone all together: THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!





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Reply #1143 on: November 03, 2016, 04:54:25 PM
Quote from: RopeFiend on November 03, 2016, 02:41:07 AM

Good brakes and tires on a rain-slick street at 45MPH.

I was driving home an hour ago after a light rain.  Hadn't rained in a few weeks, so the streets are amazingly slick.  Blowing down a 2-lane road, I see a car at an angled cut through the *wide* center median.  Sitting.  I'm still oncoming.  Still sitting.  Still sitting.  I get RIGHT THE FUCK on top of 'em, and she pulls out.  If I'd skidded even a little, I'd have rammed her; it was that close of a near-miss.

As I begin to breathe again, I notice the handicap plates and a damned little CHILD in the passenger seat.  Yeah, I can see why you're handicapped, but your friends shouldn't let you drive, as lousy at it as you are.  You have REALLY shitty friends, if they haven't told you that YOU SUCK behind the wheel.

She obviously convinced somebody that stupidity was deserving of the Handicap plates.

Good on you for having good tires and brakes.

That is all.

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Reply #1144 on: November 04, 2016, 01:08:31 AM
Quote from: MissBarbara on November 03, 2016, 02:35:00 PM

The Cubs won the World Series.

Yes, the Cubs won the World Series.

One more time: The Cubs won the World Series.

It's impossible to explain what this means to someone who doesn't understand. So I won't.

It hadn't happened in my lifetime, my father's lifetime, or my grandfather's lifetime.

Okay, now, everyone all together: THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!





Sorry Miss B... who won the World Series...? ;D

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Reply #1145 on: November 05, 2016, 05:59:53 AM
Alexa and I are going shooting this Sunday. She wants to shoot my M1. We are bringing our pistols too. I think I will bring one of my Mosins too.

She helped lighten my heart today. She is the most sane crazy person I know. She suggested, and we went to the Hot Stone Massage today. Had a couples massage. It was so nice. She bought me a coffee afterwards.

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Reply #1146 on: November 06, 2016, 05:54:30 PM
A Snickers bar ~ the simple things in life.


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Reply #1147 on: November 07, 2016, 03:17:41 PM
My assistant became a grandma about 3 hours ago.   I've already gotten 3 texts of her and her new grand daughter.   :)   She's so happy.

Homemade bread, Toe?   One of my favorite smells in the whole world.

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Reply #1148 on: November 07, 2016, 04:15:00 PM
And one from the other day.    A PM from a member I hadn't heard from in a while.   :)   Glad to hear he is doing well.

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Reply #1149 on: November 07, 2016, 07:38:02 PM
Toe, Mmmmm, German chocolate cake.

November 7th and it is T-shirt weather.  A bright, sunny day with no clouds.  Can't remember the least time I was mowing the leaves and I wasn't wearing a hooded parka, etc.  A great day like today is just one less bad winter day.

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Reply #1150 on: November 09, 2016, 03:39:37 AM




How the hell did I get GLITTER in my underwear?!?   :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1151 on: November 09, 2016, 03:55:35 AM
Quote from: RopeFiend on November 09, 2016, 03:39:37 AM




How the hell did I get GLITTER in my underwear?!?   :emot_laughing:

I dunno, but it should be fun finding out.  :D


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Reply #1152 on: November 09, 2016, 03:57:24 AM
Rope, you really don't want to know.

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Reply #1153 on: November 09, 2016, 03:23:38 PM
See RF.....When you turn your back on those cute girls in the office......."see what happens"......Your Willy had a better night than you did....... :emot_laughing:
Now the question is a simple one......"Are You Going To Be A Father"..??

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Reply #1154 on: November 11, 2016, 02:21:04 AM


I'm safely sure that Little Willy wasn't running around without me.  I may be getting older, but in no wise senile.  Luckily it doesn't run in our family.

I've seen a couple of women wearing a super-fine glitter above their eyes, and that's what it looked like (not the grade school variety).  I'm utterly stumped: I wear tight jeans, and it'd be truly hard to get something in 'em without me knowing it.  I got pranked somehow, kudos to whoever pulled it off!   :emot_bigokay:  

Hopefully it was one of the women...

STILL not sure I have it all off of my ass, though.  It's hard to see back there.  The naughty bits are clean now.  "No, I was just cleaning it, REALLY!!"   ;D

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Reply #1155 on: November 11, 2016, 03:08:53 AM
Maybe it was that fairy you were with the other night.  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1156 on: November 11, 2016, 06:05:40 AM
Tonight while I was at work this really cute college guy hit on me. I don't think he knew that I was actually 37 years old. It was very flattering. Made my day.


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Reply #1157 on: November 11, 2016, 04:13:29 PM
Yesterday.......Marine Corps Birthday...November 10th.
I thought my dad was going to kill me when I forgot to give him the "Semper Fi"  and a "Happy Birthday To The Corps"......
But in the end it all got done.....

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Reply #1158 on: November 11, 2016, 06:09:42 PM
Quote from: KitKat on November 11, 2016, 06:05:40 AM
Tonight while I was at work this really cute college guy hit on me. I don't think he knew that I was actually 37 years old. It was very flattering. Made my day.

Woah. You're 11 years older than me. Would not have guessed that.



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Reply #1159 on: November 11, 2016, 11:19:57 PM
Quote from: RopeFiend on November 09, 2016, 03:39:37 AM




How the hell did I get GLITTER in my underwear?!?   :emot_laughing:

You mean you don't remember sprinkling it in there all by yourself just so you could ask the question?

That is all.

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