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Offline Elizabeth

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Reply #1060 on: November 28, 2016, 08:28:36 AM
You are both doing it wrong.........
All you have to do is mention "Candle Light" with a "Warm Oil Massage" followed up with a nice "Hot Bath"........ and some quality Snuggle Time..........

"How come the Girls have to Teach the Guys Everything"..??
 ;D

Love,
Liz


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Reply #1061 on: November 28, 2016, 11:41:33 AM
That's the ploy... make you think you're actually teaching us something...

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #1062 on: November 28, 2016, 01:52:57 PM
 :emot_laughing:



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Reply #1063 on: November 28, 2016, 03:23:31 PM
Quote from: vinney on November 28, 2016, 11:41:33 AM
That's the ploy... make you think you're actually teaching us something...

Okay....... :emot_laughing:

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Liz


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Reply #1064 on: November 28, 2016, 03:30:57 PM
Quote from: KitKat on November 27, 2016, 05:11:03 PM
Um....

No.

There is more then one way to skin a cat.......or, in this case, a pussy ;D

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Reply #1065 on: November 28, 2016, 03:34:19 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on November 28, 2016, 03:30:57 PM
Quote from: KitKat on November 27, 2016, 05:11:03 PM
Um....

No.

There is more then one way to skin a cat.......or, in this case, a pussy ;D

Okay....Indulge me......
Try naming three ways (That actually work and don't use money).
 ;D

Love,
Liz


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Reply #1066 on: November 30, 2016, 02:39:46 AM
*waiting*

 ;D


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Reply #1067 on: December 03, 2016, 09:01:17 PM
Quote from: KitKat on November 30, 2016, 02:39:46 AM
*waiting*

 ;D


Hmmm,  razor?  Scissors? Tweezers?   ;D

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Reply #1068 on: December 03, 2016, 11:15:38 PM
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Quote from: KitKat on November 30, 2016, 02:39:46 AM
*waiting*

 ;D


Hmmm,  razor?  Scissors? Tweezers?   ;D

Or in some cases a scythe or lawnmower... :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1069 on: December 04, 2016, 01:45:26 AM
EEWWWWW...........

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Reply #1070 on: December 04, 2016, 10:10:27 AM
EEWWWWW... she's back...! Great to see you again Liz...

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Reply #1071 on: December 04, 2016, 04:07:26 PM
Liz has returned.  Bite me!  8)

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Reply #1072 on: December 05, 2016, 08:28:19 AM
 ;D

Thank You..........

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Reply #1073 on: December 05, 2016, 11:39:10 AM
Quote from: Elizabeth on November 28, 2016, 03:34:19 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on November 28, 2016, 03:30:57 PM
Quote from: KitKat on November 27, 2016, 05:11:03 PM
Um....

No.

There is more then one way to skin a cat.......or, in this case, a pussy ;D

Okay....Indulge me......
Try naming three ways (That actually work and don't use money).
 ;D

Love,
Liz



1. Give it what it wants
2. Give it what it needs.
3. Repeat as need.
Seems to have done right by me so far, but I'll learn if your teaching.  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #1074 on: December 05, 2016, 06:59:28 PM
Dave3e - lol.  I hope your definition of "it" and my definition are one and the same. 

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Reply #1075 on: December 05, 2016, 10:17:48 PM
LOL........
"it"....you know....."IT".......as in thingy.....or "it".....as in "Cousin It".
 :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1076 on: December 05, 2016, 11:12:31 PM
I'm getting it... not often enough... but I'm getting it...

 ;)

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Reply #1077 on: December 05, 2016, 11:20:55 PM
vinney -same here.  Wishing back for those "good" old days when "it" was happening much more frequently.

You think Liz can bring "it" back?  ;D

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Reply #1078 on: December 05, 2016, 11:24:55 PM
Got to catch her first... reckon on the stables or the hayloft... it would work for me, what about you...?

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Reply #1079 on: December 05, 2016, 11:28:20 PM
Think we may have better luck if we double team her so we will split the time between those two places. Hoping, though, we catch her up in the hayloft.  Much nicer up there.

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