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Reply #980 on: October 20, 2016, 04:51:18 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on October 20, 2016, 04:50:10 PM
Caffeine can do wonders.....at least for staying awake.
(at least if you can't perform you will know why she is kicking you put of the bed...thanks to caffeine you will be wide awake).

Love,
Liz



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*Gets out violin and begins playing*


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Reply #981 on: October 20, 2016, 04:55:12 PM
Not gonna argue with anyone playing a violin..........

 :D

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Reply #982 on: October 20, 2016, 05:02:52 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on October 20, 2016, 04:55:12 PM
Not gonna argue with anyone playing a violin..........

 :D

Love,
Liz



*Serenades*


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Reply #983 on: October 20, 2016, 09:55:03 PM
Quote from: Piper-Dreams on October 20, 2016, 05:02:52 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on October 20, 2016, 04:55:12 PM
Not gonna argue with anyone playing a violin..........

 :D

Love,
Liz



*Serenades*

EWWWWW.......I've heard Screech Owls make better noise.....
 :emot_laughing:
Joking.....Really I am, Just don't give up your day job.....

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Liz


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Reply #984 on: October 22, 2016, 01:01:39 AM
Quote from: Elizabeth on October 19, 2016, 10:15:15 PM
Ummmm......(LOL).......Make sure you bring "Wrinkle Cream".....
I'll bring the disappearing cream.....
 ;D

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Liz


And what part of us are you calling wrinkled?  ;D

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Reply #985 on: October 22, 2016, 02:34:26 AM
Hummmmm.........
Okay got it.....!!!!!!
Let See......Maybe Head to Foot.
 :emot_laughing:

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Reply #986 on: October 22, 2016, 04:37:42 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on October 22, 2016, 02:34:26 AM
Hummmmm.........
Okay got it.....!!!!!!
Let See......Maybe Head to Foot.
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz


So you are calling me one big wrinkle?  ;D  Think you would be hard pressed to find a wrinkle on this eagle. Look all you want..... 8)

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Reply #987 on: October 22, 2016, 06:03:59 PM
"Oh behave!"



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Reply #988 on: October 22, 2016, 08:27:48 PM
 :emot_laughing:

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Reply #989 on: November 10, 2016, 08:57:30 PM
Hmmm, two and a half weeks and no one is flirting? 

Watcher dreams of the day he is up in the hayloft with Liz.  He also hopes Liz has not stepped into any poop, dog or horse, on her way up to the loft.... ;D

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Reply #990 on: November 10, 2016, 09:10:05 PM
EEEWWWWWWW..............
Thanks a lot......
 ;D

Love,
Liz


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Reply #991 on: November 10, 2016, 11:38:47 PM
vinney peeks out from behind a bale of hay... watches for Watcher lurking in the shadows just waiting for Liz to appear...

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Reply #992 on: November 11, 2016, 01:14:40 AM
Quote from: vinney on November 10, 2016, 11:38:47 PM
vinney peeks out from behind a bale of hay... watches for Watcher lurking in the shadows just waiting for Liz to appear...

A few of us here are wondering, vinney, what you were doing behind that bale while you were waiting.   :o  No fair flashing Liz.

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Reply #993 on: November 11, 2016, 01:44:47 AM
If he was jerking off....I'm going to kill him....!!!!!
 :o
 ;D

Love,
Liz


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Reply #994 on: November 11, 2016, 01:11:05 PM
Nope Liz... I was playing solitaire...  :emot_laughing: You do believe me don't you...? :roll:

Entices Liz to the hayloft with lots and lots and lots of M&M's...
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Reply #995 on: November 11, 2016, 03:49:57 PM
 ;D

Had my fill of M&M's.....Thanks anyway. Now GET OUT of my hayloft..!!!
You are going to scare the horses.........
 ;D

Love,
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Reply #996 on: November 11, 2016, 04:17:45 PM
My foot's caught in your man trap Liz... you'll have to come and get me out... I'll wait with anticipation for that moment...

 ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #997 on: November 11, 2016, 04:20:42 PM
Okay, I'll Toss up the Keys (when I can find them), but for now (tosses up) here is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (which was going to be my lunch).
"Enjoy".....
If you are still up there when it gets dark.....I'll turn on the lights for you.

Love,
Liz


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Reply #998 on: November 11, 2016, 04:30:32 PM
Liz really... you're doing a lot of tossing...  :emot_laughing:

but hey... thanks for the sarnie... I've just fed it to Watcher...

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Reply #999 on: November 11, 2016, 04:32:49 PM
Quote from: vinney on November 11, 2016, 04:30:32 PM
Liz really... you're doing a lot of tossing...  :emot_laughing:

but hey... thanks for the sarnie... I've just fed it to Watcher...

WAIT..........
Watcher is up there with you.....??
Since When......??
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz


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