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Reply #820 on: August 03, 2016, 04:26:33 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on August 03, 2016, 02:48:42 PM
Quote from: Emanresu on August 03, 2016, 02:41:02 PM
Quote from: redhatlover on August 03, 2016, 02:26:16 PM
Clean the head...Gently rub the head...

This applies to a great many things, not just vcrs.  ;D
grasp the head firmly, whack it strongly several times. Beat it against a hard surface. If that doesn't break it free, wrench it off.

That should do the trick
:D

Oh ffff*ck... that hurts...

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Reply #821 on: August 03, 2016, 07:28:15 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on August 03, 2016, 02:48:42 PM

grasp the head firmly, whack it strongly several times. Beat it against a hard surface. If that doesn't break it free, wrench it off.

That should do the trick
:D


Katie, sometimes you really scare me  ;D

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

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Reply #822 on: August 03, 2016, 11:10:03 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on July 28, 2016, 08:08:56 PM



I don't come with instructions........


Yes, but do you cum from instruction? I'm not trying to dicKtate, if the ladies will step in. I'm just nosey. :sign_thoughtsquest:


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Reply #823 on: August 04, 2016, 02:30:32 AM
Phtlc, Katie scares you ALL the time!

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Reply #824 on: August 04, 2016, 03:01:40 AM
Quote from: phtlc on August 03, 2016, 07:28:15 PM

Katie, sometimes you really scare me  ;D

She gets that a lot.   

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Reply #825 on: August 04, 2016, 04:13:04 AM
Quote from: Dav3e on August 03, 2016, 11:10:03 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on July 28, 2016, 08:08:56 PM



I don't come with instructions........


Yes, but do you cum from instruction? I'm not trying to dicKtate, if the ladies will step in. I'm just nosey. :sign_thoughtsquest:

That's Cute..........
 ;D

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Reply #826 on: August 04, 2016, 04:23:21 AM
LOL.......
You think Katie is bad....??
LOL......

Love,
Liz


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Reply #827 on: August 04, 2016, 04:45:17 AM
Quote from: Elizabeth on August 04, 2016, 04:23:21 AM
LOL.......
You think Katie is bad....??
LOL......

Love,
Liz


I should have added "from KB men".    Mainly Vinney and Watcher.

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Reply #828 on: August 04, 2016, 06:48:19 AM
Quote from: GEMINIGUY on August 04, 2016, 02:30:32 AM
Phtlc, Katie scares you ALL the time!


WHAT?...not at all...I mean...uhm..yeah...OK ........sigh

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Reply #829 on: August 04, 2016, 06:49:17 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on August 04, 2016, 03:01:40 AM
Quote from: phtlc on August 03, 2016, 07:28:15 PM

Katie, sometimes you really scare me  ;D

She gets that a lot.   


LOL, ok I don't doubt that

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Reply #830 on: August 04, 2016, 10:40:40 AM
Quote from: Elizabeth on August 04, 2016, 04:13:04 AM
Quote from: Dav3e on August 03, 2016, 11:10:03 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on July 28, 2016, 08:08:56 PM



I don't come with instructions........


Yes, but do you cum from instruction? I'm not trying to dicKtate, if the ladies will step in. I'm just nosey. :sign_thoughtsquest:

That's Cute..........
 ;D

Love,
Liz

Well?....it was ment more as a joke but I AM curious ;D


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Reply #831 on: August 04, 2016, 02:43:54 PM
Secrets Dave.....I never tell secrets.
 ;D

Love,
Liz

But for $249.95 you can buy the instruction manual "AND" for just another $200.00 I can let you have the Video that comes with the book, PLUS if you act right now, I toss in for free a complete set of Ginsu Knives a value of $59.00 dollars that's for free just for ordering within the next ten minutes....
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Reply #832 on: August 05, 2016, 12:01:42 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on August 04, 2016, 04:45:17 AM
Quote from: Elizabeth on August 04, 2016, 04:23:21 AM
LOL.......
You think Katie is bad....??
LOL......

Love,
Liz


I should have added "from KB men".    Mainly Vinney and Watcher.

Katie is playing hard to get.  ;D

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Reply #833 on: August 05, 2016, 12:18:12 AM
Quote from: Elizabeth on August 04, 2016, 02:43:54 PM
Secrets Dave.....I never tell secrets.
 ;D

Love,
Liz

But for $249.95 you can buy the instruction manual "AND" for just another $200.00 I can let you have the Video that comes with the book, PLUS if you act right now, I toss in for free a complete set of Ginsu Knives a value of $59.00 dollars that's for free just for ordering within the next ten minutes....
 :emot_laughing:



And if he buys within the next two hours, he will get another manual and video for free. A slight S&H fee will apply.  ;D

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Reply #834 on: August 05, 2016, 04:24:31 AM
I'm sure she's playing hardball. Wear a jockstrap. :^)

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Reply #835 on: August 05, 2016, 07:25:01 AM
Quote from: phtlc on August 03, 2016, 07:28:15 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on August 03, 2016, 02:48:42 PM

grasp the head firmly, whack it strongly several times. Beat it against a hard surface. If that doesn't break it free, wrench it off.

That should do the trick
:D

Katie, sometimes you really scare me  ;D

Face it, I know you dream about it ...

The real deal breaker is the cats.

« Last Edit: August 05, 2016, 07:27:39 AM by Lois »


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Reply #836 on: August 05, 2016, 07:38:15 AM
lol
Phtlc, you should have never shared one of your deepest, darkest secrets! ;-) Now the whole world know...

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Then it's good enough for me" - Adam Ant

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Reply #837 on: August 05, 2016, 10:22:59 PM
Quote from: Lois on August 05, 2016, 07:25:01 AM
Quote from: phtlc on August 03, 2016, 07:28:15 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on August 03, 2016, 02:48:42 PM

grasp the head firmly, whack it strongly several times. Beat it against a hard surface. If that doesn't break it free, wrench it off.

That should do the trick
:D

Katie, sometimes you really scare me  ;D

Face it, I know you dream about it ...

The real deal breaker is the cats.




I don't fear them.....but I am wary of their sinister intent. On that note, the cats have already entered into an unholy alliance with another enemy;

http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/isis-using-kittens-and-honey-bees-in-bid-to-soften-image-in-dabiq-propaganda-magazine/ar-BBv9EcX?li=AAacUQk&ocid=spartandhp

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Reply #838 on: August 05, 2016, 10:23:27 PM
Quote from: GEMINIGUY on August 05, 2016, 07:38:15 AM
lol
Phtlc, you should have never shared one of your deepest, darkest secrets! ;-) Now the whole world know...


How else do I get the word out without spreading the gospel?

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Reply #839 on: August 05, 2016, 11:54:19 PM
But everyone is either laughing at you or deriding you for your disdain of felines. :P

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