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Offline Elizabeth

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Reply #720 on: July 18, 2016, 04:20:30 PM
Damn people... get married or something.

It's great for me, Or so my wife tells me.

Haven't found the right girl yet.....getting close, but not quite there.
But I'll work on it.........
 ;D

Love,
Liz



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"I hear You"............. ;D
But I like being single................
 :emot_kiss:

Love,
Liz



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Reply #721 on: July 19, 2016, 08:34:04 PM
Damn people... get married or something.

It's great for me, Or so my wife tells me.

Haven't found the right girl yet.....getting close, but not quite there.
But I'll work on it.........
 ;D

Love,
Liz



*coughs loudly*

"I hear You"............. ;D
But I like being single................
 :emot_kiss:

Love,
Liz


Besides, Liz has her horses

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth


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Reply #722 on: July 19, 2016, 10:20:32 PM
Yes I Do............
And "THEY" don't Kiss and tell................
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz



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Reply #723 on: July 19, 2016, 10:27:18 PM
Yes I Do............
And "THEY" don't Kiss and tell................
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz

Do they get jealous when you start talking about me and get that glazed look in your eyes and a dreamy voice?

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth


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Reply #724 on: July 20, 2016, 01:20:04 AM
Yes I Do............
And "THEY" don't Kiss and tell................
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz

Do they get jealous when you start talking about me and get that glazed look in your eyes and a dreamy voice?

Phtlc?!?! 
Why would they get jealous of Liz?   
Have you been ....(gosh, this is uncomfortable) .... are you doing things with her horses?

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Reply #725 on: July 20, 2016, 02:30:58 AM
Poor Liz.  :roll:



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Reply #726 on: July 20, 2016, 03:38:19 AM
Phtlc is such a perv..!!!
I only hope he is not up in Canada abusing horses......
He certainly isn't doing anything to my girls....They would kick the crap out of him.
(especially the gang of three).
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz




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Reply #727 on: July 20, 2016, 06:48:35 AM
Yes I Do............
And "THEY" don't Kiss and tell................
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz

Do they get jealous when you start talking about me and get that glazed look in your eyes and a dreamy voice?

Phtlc?!?! 
Why would they get jealous of Liz?   
Have you been ....(gosh, this is uncomfortable) .... are you doing things with her horses?


No, sadly they worry that she is fawning over me when they want her paying attention to them. I get that a lot.

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth


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Reply #728 on: July 20, 2016, 06:51:37 AM
Phtlc is such a perv..!!!


Yah, I know


I only hope he is not up in Canada abusing horses......


You're the only horse molester liz  :emot_laughing:



He certainly isn't doing anything to my girls....They would kick the crap out of him.
(especially the gang of three).


I only let human girls beat me up

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth


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Reply #729 on: July 20, 2016, 04:04:53 PM

I only let human girls beat me up

Then you would love to be up in Liz's hayloft.  If you play your cards right, maybe Katie and MintJulie will also be up there to fulfill your wish.  ;D

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Reply #730 on: July 20, 2016, 04:06:05 PM

I only let human girls beat me up

Do You Know Any...??
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz



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Reply #731 on: July 20, 2016, 07:22:40 PM

I only let human girls beat me up

Do You Know Any...??
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz


Ones that he pays  ;D



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Reply #732 on: July 20, 2016, 07:25:32 PM
Oooo, it's a tough crowd in here!

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Reply #733 on: July 20, 2016, 07:26:38 PM
Oooo, it's a tough crowd in here!


Thank you, Thank you very much, Ms. Bee. *takes a bow*



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Reply #734 on: July 20, 2016, 07:34:30 PM
Oooo, it's a tough crowd in here!

poor phtlc - he must have thought he wandered into 1408.  C'mon.  Show him some love.

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Reply #735 on: July 20, 2016, 07:55:13 PM
Oooo, it's a tough crowd in here!

poor phtlc - he must have thought he wandered into 1408.  C'mon.  Show him some love.

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Love,
Liz



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Reply #736 on: July 20, 2016, 09:12:33 PM
Oooo, it's a tough crowd in here!


Yeah, it's kind of exciting  ;D

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth


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Reply #737 on: July 20, 2016, 11:02:59 PM
LOL........I could Hug You Phtlc........
But trust me "I Won't"....... ;D
Loved that comment.....

Love,
Liz



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Reply #738 on: July 20, 2016, 11:16:30 PM
What about me Liz...? You can hug me if you like... I could do with it...

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Reply #739 on: July 21, 2016, 02:44:33 AM
I'm the only one not remotely sexually harassing Liz, by the way.

 :D