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Offline vinney

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Reply #580 on: July 01, 2016, 03:58:43 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on July 01, 2016, 03:32:21 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on June 30, 2016, 11:16:12 PM
ait a minute...........
Let me get my chainsaw and cut "things" down to size........(I swear it will only hurt for a minute.... :roll: ).....You can trust me.....

Love,
Liz


Don't know about vinney but when I was a wee lad I was cut and sized... so put away your chainsaw..;D

Anyway we'd probably break the chainsaw... :emot_laughing:

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Reply #581 on: July 01, 2016, 09:14:54 PM
Quote from: vinney on July 01, 2016, 03:58:43 PM

Don't know about vinney but when I was a wee lad I was cut and sized... so put away your chainsaw..;D


Anyway we'd probably break the chainsaw... :emot_laughing:

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Hope you aren't meaning our thingys may be petrified?   ;D

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Reply #582 on: July 01, 2016, 11:25:33 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on July 01, 2016, 09:14:54 PM
Quote from: vinney on July 01, 2016, 03:58:43 PM

Don't know about vinney but when I was a wee lad I was cut and sized... so put away your chainsaw..;D


Anyway we'd probably break the chainsaw... :emot_laughing:

vinney

Hope you aren't meaning our thingys may be petrified?   ;D

Nope... I'm just petrified of Liz with a chainsaw... now if it was a chopper... ;D well that's be a different story entirely...

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Reply #583 on: July 03, 2016, 11:57:51 PM
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Quote from: Piper-Dreams on May 07, 2016, 02:07:18 PM
:aol_anal:

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I would pay you to spend 5 minutes in my body to experience it.  :roll:

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I like anal though. That really wouldn't be a punishment for me  ;D.


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Reply #584 on: July 04, 2016, 12:39:02 AM
You're going to need someone to do the pushing. I will, begrudgingly, offer myself for that dirty job. You can always count on me to take one for the team.


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Reply #585 on: July 04, 2016, 02:02:19 AM
Quote from: Emanresu on July 04, 2016, 12:39:02 AM
You're going to need someone to do the pushing. I will, begrudgingly, offer myself for that dirty job. You can always count on me to take one for the team.

I hope you were talking to Piper.


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Reply #586 on: July 04, 2016, 07:28:51 PM
Petrified of Liz?  She is such a sweetie.... 8)

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Reply #587 on: July 04, 2016, 11:30:30 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on July 04, 2016, 07:28:51 PM
Petrified of Liz?  She is such a sweetie.... 8)

Say that when she's handling a chainsaw... I suppose she does know how to use one...?
 ;D
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Reply #588 on: July 05, 2016, 02:54:07 AM
STHIL.........36" Bar, professional grade.
Home Depot has to special order them, or you find a dealer that has them.
They weigh a hefty 22 lbs.
Love them...........

Love,
Liz


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Reply #589 on: July 05, 2016, 04:02:26 AM
That's for trimming unnecessary parts.

I prefer the 1903a3 or m39 for shooting the unnecessary parts off.

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Reply #590 on: July 05, 2016, 03:17:35 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on July 05, 2016, 04:02:26 AM
That's for trimming unnecessary parts.

I prefer the 1903a3 or m39 for shooting the unnecessary parts off.

LOL.....well, that works too.
But I have a question..?? ..."How close do you have to get"..??
 :emot_laughing:

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Reply #591 on: July 06, 2016, 01:08:06 AM
Far enough away to not get splattered.

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Reply #592 on: July 06, 2016, 03:14:21 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on July 06, 2016, 01:08:06 AM
Far enough away to not get splattered.

vinney - Katie and Liz want to get splattered.  You up to it?  ;D

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Reply #593 on: July 06, 2016, 11:32:21 PM
Sure am... hey girls! Where are you hiding now...?

 ;D

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Reply #594 on: July 07, 2016, 03:28:06 PM
Quote from: vinney on July 06, 2016, 11:32:21 PM
Sure am... hey girls! Where are you hiding now...?

 ;D

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Most likely, Liz is going "ewwwwww" and Katie is zeroing in one of her long range rifles to make sure her first shot hits the targets.... ;D

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Reply #595 on: July 07, 2016, 03:30:25 PM
 :emot_laughing:

You would be surprised where I was yesterday.
Hint: It was fun........

Love,
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Reply #596 on: July 07, 2016, 03:31:59 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on July 07, 2016, 03:30:25 PM
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You would be surprised where I was yesterday.
Hint: It was fun........

Love,
Liz


How much more fun could you have had without vinney and myself being part of it?

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Reply #597 on: July 07, 2016, 03:34:51 PM
3 Girls / 3 Horses / 1 campfire on a starry night lasting all night.

Nuff said.........I'll tell Jules and Katie the rest if they want to know.
(But you guys will have to suffer).
 ;D

Love,
Liz


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Reply #598 on: July 08, 2016, 12:31:10 AM
Quote from: Elizabeth on July 07, 2016, 03:34:51 PM
3 Girls / 3 Horses / 1 campfire on a starry night lasting all night.

Nuff said.........I'll tell Jules and Katie the rest if they want to know.
(But you guys will have to suffer).
 ;D

Love,
Liz


3 horses...? I hope they were stallions Liz...  ;)

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Reply #599 on: July 08, 2016, 01:24:59 AM
Quote from: vinney on July 08, 2016, 12:31:10 AM
3 horses...? I hope they were stallions Liz...  ;)

Liz meant you, me and another stud. One day she will admit it that you and me is all she dreams about.  ;D

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