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Offline Elizabeth

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Reply #400 on: May 30, 2016, 01:38:58 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 30, 2016, 07:41:20 AM
I'd just like to fuck for several hours. I need to feel that emotional closeness. I need to abandon my soul into the hands of a lover for several hours of hard love-making.

I'll bring the ropes, you have the bed really.
"but" the Do Not Disturb Sign better be ready for our door for something like two days.
 :D

Love,
Liz


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Reply #401 on: May 30, 2016, 03:24:42 PM
Quote from: vinney on May 28, 2016, 11:38:44 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 28, 2016, 11:29:07 PM
Kitty......
Just ignore Vinney......"He's a Pervert"...!!!
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz


Gee thanks Liz... I'm up there with the best of them now... I'll soon be as bad as you...
 :emot_laughing:

vinney luvs ya...

*taking notes furiously*.

"Ok, vinney = pervert!  Got it!"  :emot_weird:

Hang on... Aren't we all?  ;D

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Reply #402 on: May 30, 2016, 03:29:29 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 30, 2016, 07:10:55 AM
Oh shoot Piney, I'm busy that night.   But instead of spending that kind of money on airfare, I can be in Kalamazoo in 3 hours to meet you Watcher.  You game?

Who can refuse that offer?  8)

pineman - all nighters are now just in my dreams.

vinney - lol, I got excited hearing that click, also thinking Liz was locking her and me in the barn for some rolls in the hay but then she had to go spoil it by mentioning the M-14.  Maybe it is her way of foreplay?

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Reply #403 on: May 30, 2016, 05:24:00 PM
Nope not foreplay............Just sighting in for range and accuracy.
 :D

Love,
Liz
 


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Reply #404 on: May 30, 2016, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: Kuriouskitty on May 30, 2016, 03:24:42 PM
Quote from: vinney on May 28, 2016, 11:38:44 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 28, 2016, 11:29:07 PM
Kitty......
Just ignore Vinney......"He's a Pervert"...!!!
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz


Gee thanks Liz... I'm up there with the best of them now... I'll soon be as bad as you...
 :emot_laughing:

vinney luvs ya...

*taking notes furiously*.

"Ok, vinney = pervert!  Got it!"  :emot_weird:

Hang on... Aren't we all?  ;D

 :emot_kiss:


Yeah we are, "but" we only blame it on Vinney and Watcher.
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz


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Reply #405 on: May 30, 2016, 05:33:45 PM
Quote from: C.E. on May 30, 2016, 05:30:00 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 30, 2016, 05:24:00 PM
Nope not foreplay............Just sighting in for range and accuracy.
 :D

Love,
Liz
 



There ya go..........
 :D
Love,
Liz


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Reply #406 on: May 30, 2016, 07:34:37 PM
C.E..  With a body like that I am hoping she is pulling something other then the trigger....Think Liz would agree.... ;D

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Reply #407 on: May 30, 2016, 07:46:22 PM
Sure, Liz.  Men are perverts and women are pervertresses.  Got that, Kuriouskitty? ;D

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Reply #408 on: May 30, 2016, 09:05:29 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 30, 2016, 07:34:37 PM
C.E..  With a body like that I am hoping she is pulling something other then the trigger....Think Liz would agree.... ;D

I can pretty much assure you that she is shouldering a 50 cal. sniper rifle.
From the angle of the picture I can't really tell which model, But the stock doesn't look like a Barrett's. However, I would not want to be on the receiving end of any large bore weapon.

Love,
Liz
   


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Reply #409 on: May 30, 2016, 09:08:26 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 30, 2016, 07:46:22 PM
Sure, Liz.  Men are perverts and women are pervertresses.  Got that, Kuriouskitty? ;D

Listen up....Ole balding Eagle...... :D
Us women are innocent. (well sorta). It's all your with your raging hormones and thinking with the wrong head kinda stuff.
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Love,
Liz


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Reply #410 on: May 30, 2016, 11:39:27 PM
Quote from: Kuriouskitty on May 30, 2016, 03:24:42 PM
Quote from: vinney on May 28, 2016, 11:38:44 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 28, 2016, 11:29:07 PM
Kitty......
Just ignore Vinney......"He's a Pervert"...!!!
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz


Gee thanks Liz... I'm up there with the best of them now... I'll soon be as bad as you...
 :emot_laughing:

vinney luvs ya...

*taking notes furiously*.

"Ok, vinney = pervert!  Got it!"  :emot_weird:

Hang on... Aren't we all?  ;D

 :emot_kiss:

Of course we are all of the same ilk... except for Liz who doesn't admit to it...  :emot_laughing: we're all perverts... and we know she really is too....

vinney  ;)

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Reply #411 on: May 30, 2016, 11:46:21 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 30, 2016, 05:33:45 PM
Quote from: C.E. on May 30, 2016, 05:30:00 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 30, 2016, 05:24:00 PM
Nope not foreplay............Just sighting in for range and accuracy.
 :D

Love,
Liz
 



There ya go..........
 :D
Love,
Liz


Well thank you Liz... we can see right up the top of your legs... now if I tickled you right up there would you jerk the trigger...?

 ;D  vinney

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Reply #412 on: May 31, 2016, 01:07:12 AM
Quote from: vinney on May 30, 2016, 11:39:27 PM
Quote from: Kuriouskitty on May 30, 2016, 03:24:42 PM
Quote from: vinney on May 28, 2016, 11:38:44 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 28, 2016, 11:29:07 PM
Kitty......
Just ignore Vinney......"He's a Pervert"...!!!
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz


Gee thanks Liz... I'm up there with the best of them now... I'll soon be as bad as you...
 :emot_laughing:

vinney luvs ya...

*taking notes furiously*.

"Ok, vinney = pervert!  Got it!"  :emot_weird:

Hang on... Aren't we all?  ;D

 :emot_kiss:

Of course we are all of the same ilk... except for Liz who doesn't admit to it...  :emot_laughing: we're all perverts... and we know she really is too....

vinney  ;)

Horses Vinney, you left off the last word "Horses"....... :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz


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Reply #413 on: May 31, 2016, 01:09:33 AM
Quote from: vinney on May 30, 2016, 11:46:21 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 30, 2016, 05:33:45 PM
Quote from: C.E. on May 30, 2016, 05:30:00 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 30, 2016, 05:24:00 PM
Nope not foreplay............Just sighting in for range and accuracy.
 :D

Love,
Liz
 



There ya go..........
 :D
Love,
Liz


Well thank you Liz... we can see right up the top of your legs... now if I tickled you right up there would you jerk the trigger...?

 ;D  vinney

Actually No I would not, I "would" probably turn around and shoot you in the "nuts".
"OUCH".........Many times over.
 :D

Love,
Liz


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Reply #414 on: May 31, 2016, 01:26:27 AM
Oh Liz... you're such a sweetie... :o wanting to have a go at my nuts... many times over...

luv ya
vinney

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Reply #415 on: June 01, 2016, 12:33:33 AM
Quote from: vinney on May 31, 2016, 01:26:27 AM
Oh Liz... you're such a sweetie... :o wanting to have a go at my nuts... many times over...

luv ya
vinney

You forgot to add "many times over with a hammer".
 :D

Love,
Liz


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Reply #416 on: June 01, 2016, 12:52:07 AM
 :o

As long as you don't use six inch nails too...

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Reply #417 on: June 01, 2016, 12:56:23 AM
Quote from: vinney on June 01, 2016, 12:52:07 AM
:o

As long as you don't use six inch nails too...

Why..?? Would I need to use the Rock Band "Six Inch Nails".??
 :D

Love,
Liz


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Reply #418 on: June 01, 2016, 12:58:34 AM
 :sign_duh:

vinney

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Reply #419 on: June 01, 2016, 12:59:42 AM
WELL.....??
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Love,
Liz


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