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Offline vinney

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Reply #940 on: October 16, 2016, 12:15:59 AM
Howzabout OUCH...?  Sometimes, Watcher, you need to get down on all fours to get a taste of the target... :roll:

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Reply #941 on: October 16, 2016, 12:18:27 AM
Keep still Liz...

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Reply #942 on: October 16, 2016, 03:16:13 AM
LOL...
Why...??
What did you thing you have planned.....??
LOL

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Reply #943 on: October 16, 2016, 03:25:49 PM
Quote from: vinney on October 16, 2016, 12:15:59 AM
Howzabout OUCH...?  Sometimes, Watcher, you need to get down on all fours to get a taste of the target... :roll:

Hmmm, on all fours to get a taste?  Never tried that before...... Looks around for Liz..8)

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Reply #944 on: October 16, 2016, 07:22:40 PM
I gonna get a newspaper and beat both of you.......
Don't even try it.........
 ;D

Love,
Liz


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Reply #945 on: October 16, 2016, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on October 16, 2016, 07:22:40 PM
I gonna get a newspaper and beat both of you.......
Don't even try it.........
 ;D

Love,
Liz


Ooooooh sounds like fun.  :D


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Reply #946 on: October 16, 2016, 07:42:29 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on October 16, 2016, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on October 16, 2016, 07:22:40 PM
I gonna get a newspaper and beat both of you.......
Don't even try it.........
 ;D

Love,
Liz


Ooooooh sounds like fun.  :D


That had better be a big newspaper Liz... a broadsheet at least... Watcher and me might even enjoy it... :roll:

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Reply #947 on: October 16, 2016, 11:14:25 PM
Don't worry, I'll find a good newspaper to beat you with (maybe the Daily).

Love,
Liz


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Reply #948 on: October 16, 2016, 11:25:47 PM
You'll beat us daily Liz...?  :o

Heck Watcher... once a knight always a knight but once a night is enough for any critter like us...

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Reply #949 on: October 16, 2016, 11:28:22 PM
Hitch you both to a plow and let you pull that all day. You won't  be able to anything all night.

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Reply #950 on: October 16, 2016, 11:36:18 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on October 16, 2016, 11:28:22 PM
Hitch you both to a plow and let you pull that all day. You won't  be able to anything all night.

As we say over here... 'whoa Neddy...' Do you mean as well as being ravaged by Liz's newspaper...?  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #951 on: October 17, 2016, 02:30:26 AM
 :emot_laughing:

I can just see Vinney and Rick pulling a plow.........

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Reply #952 on: October 17, 2016, 10:48:30 AM
Can't see the problem... will drive my new Massey Ferguson and plough... Could do that for days on end... and there's room for Watcher in the cab too...

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Reply #953 on: October 17, 2016, 03:59:42 PM
Quote from: vinney on October 17, 2016, 10:48:30 AM
Can't see the problem... will drive my new Massey Ferguson and plough... Could do that for days on end... and there's room for Watcher in the cab too...

 :emot_laughing:

Spoil Sport.............!!!!!
And by the way......It's "INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER" All The Way...!!!
 ;D

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Reply #954 on: October 17, 2016, 05:30:21 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on October 17, 2016, 03:59:42 PM
Quote from: vinney on October 17, 2016, 10:48:30 AM
Can't see the problem... will drive my new Massey Ferguson and plough... Could do that for days on end... and there's room for Watcher in the cab too...

 :emot_laughing:

Spoil Sport.............!!!!!
And by the way......It's "INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER" All The Way...!!!
 ;D

Love,
Liz


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Reply #955 on: October 17, 2016, 05:46:10 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on October 16, 2016, 11:14:25 PM
Don't worry, I'll find a good newspaper to beat you with (maybe the Daily).

Love,
Liz


Sure, now that the papers are being stuffed with Halloween and Christmas sales you want to beat us.

Will Liz and Katie be on the reins of our plow?

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Reply #956 on: October 17, 2016, 10:18:38 PM
I do have a whip.........
Does that work..??
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Reply #957 on: October 17, 2016, 11:29:03 PM
Whip me, beat me, make me write bad cheques  :D

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Reply #958 on: October 17, 2016, 11:40:11 PM
Well whip ma butt and make me cry scream... Hey Liz... are you flirting again...?

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Reply #959 on: October 17, 2016, 11:42:59 PM
Glug, glug, glug...

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