"i am a fucking Indian"
I got three out of three! SLAM DUNK!
Of course, the first was a gimme based on the URL he provided. The second also, due to content.
Here, this will protect you from the evil microchips. Wear it in peace, my friend. BWAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA!
Oh, shit. Thin metal foils actually IMPROVE RECEPTION of certain frequencies, just like the 'antenna amplifiers' that they sell to boost your cellphone strength. Oh damn, tinfoil hats are really a CONSPIRACY of the government; they're TRYING to get us to wear them so that they can control our brainwaves and pollute our
precious bodily fluids....
On the side, I have "333" tattooed on my ass. I'm only
half-evil.