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Circ · **on:** July 06, 2008, 03:06:56 AM

My top pick would have to be "Amazing Grace". I hate that song.

Bad covers & the like can go in here too.

I'd post some bad covers of Pink Floyd, but that's just a given.

First rule of Pink Floyd: YOU DO NOT FUCKING COVER PINK FLOYD! EVER!

Sorry, Pink Floyd covers kind of set me off.

pjaco1 · **Reply #1 on:** July 06, 2008, 06:51:51 AM

Mine has to be anything by Metallica or Guns and Roses...i just can not stand those bands. That Axel Rose guy is sooooo ugly!

noritheevil · **Reply #2 on:** July 06, 2008, 06:57:18 AM

any current rap or hip hop, it just sucks. hell any rap or hip hop in general.

pjaco1 · **Reply #3 on:** July 06, 2008, 07:16:36 AM

i have to agree there.....not all black music is bad...i do love motown.

noritheevil · **Reply #4 on:** July 06, 2008, 07:23:22 AM

motown is great, i have no problem with it. i just don't like the fact that it doesn't seem that there is any real thought that goes into the lyrics of rap and hip hop.

Gina Marie · **Reply #5 on:** July 06, 2008, 07:40:30 AM

Disclaimer

The views expressed in this thread are those of the author(s) and do not necessarily reflect the official policy, position, or opinions of kristensboard.com.

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The Second rule of Pink Floyd: YOU DO NOT FUCKING COVER PINK FLOYD!
(I also feel 90% of todays artists should back the fuck away from Beatles covers as well, Those songs are sacred!)

Rap and Hippity Hoppity = Drumbeat Karaoke

"Todays" R&B = Slow Hip Hop.... pure shit. Its mostly men and women oversinging and trying to prove that the word "Love" has 74 syllables!!!!

I have a few individual songs I despise as well, but I will get to those later...

~Gia1978

pjaco1 · **Reply #6 on:** July 06, 2008, 08:14:26 AM

LOL...why the disclaimer gia?

You afraid you will be associated with our comments?

noritheevil · **Reply #7 on:** July 06, 2008, 08:23:46 AM

She is a moderator and therefore needs to seperate herself from those of us who are not as important as she is.

staci · **Reply #8 on:** July 06, 2008, 04:26:11 PM

I'm certain that was not her intention norit.

Have you ever listened to an old time country song like "there stands the glass"?

noritheevil · **Reply #9 on:** July 06, 2008, 04:32:51 PM

i was being fascias (i hoped that i picked the right word), just giving a stupid reason for the disclaimer. But i will admit to listening to the old country, and when i'm in a certain mood i do enjoy it.

Gina Marie · **Reply #10 on:** July 06, 2008, 08:09:53 PM

fas·ci·a(s)
n. pl. fas·ci·ae (fsh-, fsh-)
1. Anatomy A sheet or band of fibrous connective tissue enveloping, separating, or binding together muscles, organs, and other soft structures of the body.
2. A broad and distinct band of color.
3. also (fsh-) Architecture A flat horizontal band or member between moldings, especially in a classical entablature.
4. (fsh) Chiefly British The dashboard of a motor vehicle.

I think you meant facetious Hunni....

fa·ce·tious
Pronunciation: \fə-ˈsē-shəs\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle French facetieux, from facetie jest, from Latin facetia
Date:1599

1 : joking or jesting often inappropriately : waggish <just being facetious>
2 : meant to be humorous or funny : not serious <a facetious remark>
synonyms see: witty
— fa·ce·tious·ly adverb
— fa·ce·tious·ness noun

I got your implication Nori, and for the record I was having a bit of fun.... I posted the disclaimer with my tongue firmly planted in my cheek (my attempt at dry British humor). Anyway, thanks for stepping up for me Staci - I love you madly!

~Gia

noritheevil · **Reply #11 on:** July 06, 2008, 11:05:17 PM

I was worried there for a minute. i have a bad habit of taking my foot and shoving it into my mouth so i'm glad that i'm hopefully not on the great gia's bad side.

milescopperplate · **Reply #12 on:** July 07, 2008, 11:53:30 PM

I was watching The Gong Show once when I was a kid and two guys wearing diapers started singing Paul Anka's "Having My Baby" from inside a clear plastic bubble. I think the plastic was supposed to represent a uterus. I'm not sure. It was the closest I ever came to liking that song.

browndoggie37 · **Reply #13 on:** July 08, 2008, 02:18:45 AM

Any band from the 80's that have to get back together to make some more money because they are all broke. Its even worse if they have not even tryed to stay in shape. IE see lover boy its sad

So_Yummy · **Reply #14 on:** July 08, 2008, 03:56:12 AM

Oh, come on, everybody was dying for the New Kids on the Block reunion!

noritheevil · **Reply #15 on:** July 08, 2008, 04:27:02 PM

ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. You give me such painful thoughts. Can't get it out of my head, damn you.

krkjmst · **Reply #16 on:** July 27, 2008, 06:37:10 AM

macarena

copa cabana

livin la vida loca

babygirl · **Reply #17 on:** July 27, 2008, 07:01:31 AM

Okay, let's give R&B and hip hop a break here. I happen to love both genres.
I will agree that music that was once was used to inspire and as a voice for the black community has given way to the mess that most of us hear today. But, some of that old school R&B and hip hop (and even rap to some extent) can still motivate me on many levels be it sexual or otherwise. I still get the urge to "fight the power" when I hear that song.

You just need to listen to the actual words rather than how they're saying them.
Besides, speaking for black people (and I NEVER normally do that), sometimes it takes us a bit longer to get the words out. The word Love becomes LOOOOUUUUUVVVVEEEEE. But we all know what he means and he'll get there eventually.

Now, back to the topic at hand.
Worst songs ever...
I'm going to agree with macarena (whoever wrote that should be shot)
Friends in low places- never liked that one for some reason
anything techno-I've never been that high
and finally, anything with the word "remix" after it. Songs should NEVER be remixed, EVER! Just leave them alone.

babygirl · **Reply #18 on:** July 27, 2008, 02:24:38 PM

Yeah, I'm talking about electronic music. Anything made with basically a synthesizer. If all dancing that is required of you is to jump up and down and wave a light stick.
And for that same reason, I would never compare hip hop to techno. At least I can dance to it and no props are needed.

I've heard some techno music that I can bop my head too but normally they have lyrics. I don't know if I could call it techno at that point.

AvatarofTruth · **Reply #19 on:** July 27, 2008, 03:38:19 PM

I agree with Kurt Vonnegut that all music is sacred. I am tempted to qualify certain products of the recording industry as 'not music', but it makes me feel like the Catholic church at the height of its despotism, or Islam after a hundred years when the concept of takfir (heretic) was first introduced.

If it is morally wrong to kill a Christian or a Muslim, and you want to anyway, you excommunicate them, declare them heretics and non-Christians or non-Muslims. This tactic was used heavily against Protestants and is still used against Muslims who refuse Sharia law.

I realize I am dramatizing this a bit, but the logic is essentially the same. If I say all music is sacred, then label some music as 'horrible' or 'shitty', aren't I essentially saying 'this is not music'? Of course it's music, it's just bad music. "Some music is sacred" doesn't have the same poetic ring to it, though, does it?

I don't like Coldplay, John Mayer (post Squares), Ashley Simpson, My Chemical Romance, Miley Cyrus, The Shins (post Shutes too Narrow), Modest Mouse (pre good News), or Bright Eyes (post I'm Wide Awake).

That being said, I will gladly listen to the above artists with someone else who loves them, and enjoy doing so. Because I think that's what is sacred; the joy of listening. If what you like evokes that joy in you, even if it does nothing for me, then the axiom 'All music is sacred' holds true. Thanks Kurt. We miss you.

Worst songs ever

Circ