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Reply #2820 on: October 10, 2024, 06:19:31 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2821 on: October 14, 2024, 03:49:25 PM

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


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Reply #2822 on: October 14, 2024, 08:02:09 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2823 on: October 15, 2024, 06:59:46 PM

Asain... how small are those bottles??


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Reply #2824 on: October 21, 2024, 03:44:11 PM

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.


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Reply #2825 on: October 22, 2024, 12:36:38 PM


Did the saddle just come off her bike?

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Reply #2826 on: October 26, 2024, 12:10:34 PM


An actual screenshot from an online voters guide. I don't live in the 3rd district, but promises like this are what all politicians sound like to me. I wonder if he plans to fix the crack in the Liberty Bell too.






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Reply #2827 on: October 26, 2024, 06:30:16 PM
I blame that we no longer require a civic education in public schools. A majority of Americans do not understand our three part "separation of powers" system. They know nothing about the Constitution. They know nothing about how laws are proposed, enacted, or enforced. As the result, they are susceptible to these sort of idiot ideas.

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Reply #2828 on: October 26, 2024, 07:32:43 PM
I blame that we no longer require a civic education in public schools. A majority of Americans do not understand our three part "separation of powers" system. They know nothing about the Constitution. They know nothing about how laws are proposed, enacted, or enforced. As the result, they are susceptible to these sort of idiot ideas.

Very True.

The Constitution and Bill of rights was not written to tell us what we can and cannot do, but written to tell the government what it can and cannot do to its citizens. There is nothing absolutely free in this world. Break it down, and you see there is a price to be paid for every choice and action. A cup of water. Water is a finite resource. Drinking it denies another the chance to have it. I was taught anything free is not worth having. All I hear when I hear "Government Gimme Free" is "Government Take more of my money." People cite countries with free stuff like health care, and not see the fact that the tax rate is much higher there.

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Reply #2829 on: November 08, 2024, 04:59:37 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2830 on: November 10, 2024, 08:26:23 AM
One and one and one is three.



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Reply #2831 on: November 10, 2024, 11:17:34 PM
Got to be good-lookin' 'cause he's so hard to see…

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Reply #2832 on: November 20, 2024, 03:51:43 AM



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Reply #2833 on: November 21, 2024, 05:20:41 PM
 ;D ;D ;D

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Reply #2834 on: November 29, 2024, 03:03:10 AM


My last office.   :facepalm:


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Reply #2835 on: November 29, 2024, 03:04:23 AM


My last office.   :facepalm:



Thats a big AMEN from me, 10-4 good buddy.

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Reply #2836 on: November 29, 2024, 03:13:24 AM

Thats a big AMEN from me, 10-4 good buddy.


My son came to visit today. He asked how I’ve been doing, and I honestly admitted I have never been more at rest, less anxious, and more worry free.

The hardest thing was admitting I was sick of 80 hour weeks, 12,000 mile monthly mileage, bitchy clients, a-hole opposing counsel, and fucktard Generation X imbeciles in the office.

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Reply #2837 on: November 29, 2024, 03:25:27 AM

Thats a big AMEN from me, 10-4 good buddy.


My son came to visit today. He asked how I’ve been doing, and I honestly admitted I have never been more at rest, less anxious, and more worry free.

The hardest thing was admitting I was sick of 80 hour weeks, 12,000 mile monthly mileage, bitchy clients, a-hole opposing counsel, and fucktard Generation X imbeciles in the office.

Free at last.

You are a better man than I. I lost my collective shit on my family, and I know war crimes would be committed if I had to endure all of that too. Much Respect.

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