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Reply #2600 on: September 27, 2023, 08:09:33 PM
I knew I heard it on a movie, just couldnt remember which one.



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Reply #2601 on: September 28, 2023, 10:26:56 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #2602 on: September 29, 2023, 04:58:45 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2603 on: October 09, 2023, 04:30:07 PM










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”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #2604 on: October 09, 2023, 05:44:29 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2605 on: October 10, 2023, 04:44:22 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #2606 on: October 10, 2023, 07:08:25 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2607 on: October 10, 2023, 07:27:24 PM


That's too funny and quite relatable



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Reply #2608 on: October 11, 2023, 09:08:24 PM


That's too funny and quite relatable

Yeah. Hitting way to close to home. So much, that I'm reminded of this






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Reply #2609 on: October 12, 2023, 01:44:37 AM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #2610 on: October 12, 2023, 01:54:45 AM
Recognize some of them!

I still use some of them  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2611 on: October 12, 2023, 03:07:28 AM
Know 48 outta 50. :facepalm:

I've known I'm old for sometime now.

Ah, those dimmer switches.. what a pain. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2612 on: October 12, 2023, 04:29:34 AM

I had my crock pot out the other day. And NO, I am not old.  And who doesn't have a potato peeler like that??

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Reply #2613 on: October 12, 2023, 04:36:04 AM
My mother had that potato masher. The pan she used for mashing the potatoes was used so hard the bottom.was almost pushed out. My sister has those and a few other utensils of hers on her kitchen wall.

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Reply #2614 on: October 12, 2023, 12:40:06 PM
I recognize 49, and the one I didn't is tickling something in the back of my memory. I think it will come to me later.

When I was a new driver I pulled into a service station and asked for 25¢ worth of gas (more than once). Paid with a quarter and got a penny back in change.

We have, and still use, a potato peeler and masher. And a slow cooker.



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Reply #2615 on: October 12, 2023, 03:10:21 PM

When I was a new driver I pulled into a service station and asked for 25¢ worth of gas (more than once). Paid with a quarter and got a penny back in change.


Remember the Gulf commercial with the kid who spent all his money on a chrome plated accelerator pedal shaped like a foot? He ordered 25¢ of Good Gulf and felt embarrassed as the station attendant checked his oil, water, air, and cleaned his windshield.

Attendant: Anything else?
Kid: Yes. 25¢ more of Good Gulf.

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Reply #2616 on: October 12, 2023, 03:43:17 PM

When I was a new driver I pulled into a service station and asked for 25¢ worth of gas (more than once). Paid with a quarter and got a penny back in change.


Remember the Gulf commercial with the kid who spent all his money on a chrome plated accelerator pedal shaped like a foot? He ordered 25¢ of Good Gulf and felt embarrassed as the station attendant checked his oil, water, air, and cleaned his windshield.

Attendant: Anything else?
Kid: Yes. 25¢ more of Good Gulf.


Wow, you two really are old.        25¢       You're not even talking about cost per gallon, are you?  You're talking about a fill-up?

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Reply #2617 on: October 12, 2023, 03:51:22 PM
I remember $.25 a gallon gas. Pull in, attendant.comes out and I'd ask.for $1.00 worth of gas. Didn't always check oil but windshield got.washed. could drive around all day on.that $1.00 of gas.

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Reply #2618 on: October 12, 2023, 05:37:21 PM

Wow, you two really are old.        25¢       You're not even talking about cost per gallon, are you?  You're talking about a fill-up?

Gas was about 25¢ a gallon when I was a kid.  You could not fill up the car for that, but you could get home.

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Reply #2619 on: October 12, 2023, 06:27:41 PM

Wow, you two really are old.        25¢       You're not even talking about cost per gallon, are you?  You're talking about a fill-up?


Gas was about 25¢ a gallon when I was a kid.  You could not fill up the car for that, but you could get home.


Assuming "when I was a kid" to be 1988, the average gas price at that time was $0.90. It didn't break the $2.00 barrier until I was in graduate school.





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