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Reply #2500 on: January 25, 2023, 03:09:42 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 25, 2023, 06:02:23 AM
I was really hungry for a PB&J, but my craving suddenly changed for some reason ?? 🤔


Some spread their peanut butter with a knife... ;D ;D

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Reply #2501 on: January 25, 2023, 03:18:29 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on January 25, 2023, 03:09:42 PM
Some spread their peanut butter with a knife... ;D ;D

Gotta make due with whatcha got nearby :emot_kiss:


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Reply #2502 on: January 26, 2023, 03:30:26 PM

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Reply #2503 on: January 26, 2023, 03:52:15 PM

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Reply #2504 on: January 26, 2023, 04:01:14 PM
Quote from: kcbikerslut on January 26, 2023, 03:52:15 PM


Sure looks like KC getting ready to ride.... ;D ;D

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Reply #2505 on: January 26, 2023, 04:22:35 PM


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Reply #2506 on: January 27, 2023, 08:52:52 PM

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Reply #2507 on: January 27, 2023, 09:56:58 PM
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Reply #2508 on: January 29, 2023, 03:28:17 PM

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Reply #2509 on: January 29, 2023, 03:50:12 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on January 29, 2023, 03:28:17 PM

It's -3 degrees here with a wind chill of -20. All pregnant women are staying inside here in Minneapolis. :emot_laughing:

Wait, it's not so funny. :facepalm:

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Reply #2510 on: January 29, 2023, 09:01:24 PM
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Quote from: MissBarbara on February 28, 2014, 04:57:47 PM

And I'd probably get banned if I said the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that...



The very first thing that popped into my head was: "Why the hell didn't they sell this when I was a teen!!"  :emot_laughing:

Nevermind that, think of all the travel opportunities without the need to explain the reason you have a dildo in your luggage  :emot_laughing:
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it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."


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Reply #2511 on: January 30, 2023, 04:21:24 PM

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Reply #2512 on: January 30, 2023, 05:20:50 PM
 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2513 on: January 31, 2023, 04:50:31 PM
 ;D ;D ;D and a woo

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #2514 on: January 31, 2023, 04:58:24 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #2515 on: February 02, 2023, 03:46:34 PM

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Reply #2516 on: February 02, 2023, 04:21:23 PM
 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

BTW...A vacuum doesn't really work. So I've been told by a friend. :facepalm:

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Reply #2517 on: February 02, 2023, 04:23:43 PM
Quote from: msslave on February 02, 2023, 04:21:23 PM
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

BTW...A vacuum doesn't really work. So I've been told by a friend. :facepalm:

Dan told me he tried many years ago. He said it really hurt and in a flaccid state, it wiggled a whole lot, flapping like a flag in a hurricane.

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Reply #2518 on: February 02, 2023, 04:29:05 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 02, 2023, 04:23:43 PM
He said it really hurt and in a flaccid state, it wiggled a whole lot, flapping like a flag in a hurricane.

What the hell??  :emot_weird:
The image I now have in my head is one that would probably give guys nightmares...


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Reply #2519 on: February 02, 2023, 04:30:52 PM
Never tried it, but I'd imagine that's extremely uncomfortable


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