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Reply #280 on: August 19, 2014, 03:37:12 PM
Hmmmm, funny pics thread, thought maybe was a thread lamenting the youth of todays lack of common knowledge.   :D





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Reply #281 on: August 19, 2014, 03:50:13 PM
TD, I have that down pat.

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Reply #282 on: August 19, 2014, 03:51:17 PM



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Reply #283 on: August 19, 2014, 03:59:03 PM
A local bike shop's owner has as his motto:  "Put something exciting between your legs!"

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.


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Reply #284 on: August 19, 2014, 04:13:57 PM
That's hilarious RH....is that the Harley slogan?



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Reply #285 on: August 19, 2014, 04:38:33 PM
For the second image, it's (remotely) possible that someone posted it in earnest, seems far more likely that it was a troll post made using a picture taken from a page belonging to someone who was excited to see one of the most famous living astrophysicists..

Technically.. If you were to believe him (saw info on gizmondo or somesuch), he knew who he was and put that out there as a sarcastic joke. Can't say for sure.. But it sure brought down a ton o' hate on him...

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Reply #286 on: August 19, 2014, 04:46:22 PM


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Reply #287 on: August 19, 2014, 04:59:00 PM
That's hilarious RH....is that the Harley slogan?

No, he is in his 70's and owns a bicycle shop.

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Reply #288 on: August 19, 2014, 05:40:50 PM
"The younger generation is terrible. The human race is fucked" - every old person ever.

Physically that is not an untruth. In the army standards have been lowered several times for physical strength and endurance because otherwise they had no new recruits. Where 30-50 years ago they'd have 60 applicants, 10 made it through the harsh tests. Do those same tests today and perhaps one applicant will pass, if you're lucky.



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Reply #289 on: August 19, 2014, 10:02:23 PM

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #290 on: August 19, 2014, 11:44:22 PM
::: whacks msslave about the head and shoulders with a day old trout :::

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Reply #291 on: August 20, 2014, 12:11:50 AM
An ad for Veggie Straws...



So good for you, you'll pass on fatty meats   :emot_laughing:

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Reply #292 on: August 20, 2014, 03:17:03 AM
About 50% of the US population cannot identify the nearest star to Earth, or the 50 states of the country they live in.

Not to try to derail the funny.. But with the way some groups are pushing, and have made pre-science thinking as legitimized fact for education curriculum, that the percentage is likely to climb. "Grow 'me up dumb and stupid and pliable" :(

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Reply #293 on: August 20, 2014, 05:42:40 AM

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Reply #294 on: August 20, 2014, 03:06:09 PM
When can I start yelling "get off my lawn!"?

Hopefully before you brandish your arsenal of weapons..... ;D

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Reply #295 on: August 22, 2014, 06:34:58 AM



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Reply #296 on: August 22, 2014, 04:13:26 PM



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Reply #297 on: August 22, 2014, 07:18:02 PM


Wonders just how big a clit that has to be to smack it with a shovel.

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Reply #298 on: August 24, 2014, 07:46:57 PM
Pussy Couch!



I wonder if you can put your hand in certain places and get a prize! I'd be scared to find out. There might be some odd deposits.
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Reply #299 on: August 25, 2014, 03:59:17 PM