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Reply #2740 on: April 20, 2024, 11:30:38 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #2741 on: April 21, 2024, 03:52:27 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #2742 on: April 21, 2024, 05:03:00 PM
(sigh)  On our first Christmas my first ex wife got an electric carving knife from me. Yeah... not a good start :facepalm:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #2743 on: April 21, 2024, 09:37:51 PM
Quote from: msslave on April 21, 2024, 05:03:00 PM
(sigh)  On our first Christmas my first ex wife got an electric carving knife from me. Yeah... not a good start :facepalm:

What did you get from her? A home circumcision?


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Reply #2744 on: April 23, 2024, 08:02:42 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #2745 on: April 26, 2024, 11:37:48 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #2746 on: April 29, 2024, 05:17:53 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #2747 on: April 30, 2024, 07:00:33 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #2748 on: May 11, 2024, 04:33:45 PM

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

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Reply #2749 on: May 14, 2024, 12:23:23 AM
Ward was a little hard on the Beaver last night.


”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #2750 on: May 15, 2024, 11:05:01 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #2751 on: May 21, 2024, 09:39:50 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #2752 on: May 21, 2024, 11:03:22 PM
If this guy is as good at playing with breasts as he is at finger placement on a keyboard... I feel sorry for her🤣


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Reply #2753 on: May 22, 2024, 01:51:56 AM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on May 21, 2024, 09:39:50 PM


The fingers reminded me of this frame from the inside cover of the Pink Fairies' "What a Bunch of Sweeties" (1972) album.



 I always thought the position of the fingers was artistic licence. Decades later, watching videos of sound engineers at work, I discovered that they can indeed manipulate five or six sliders at the same time. Nothing short of magic.


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Reply #2754 on: June 06, 2024, 02:42:00 PM

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

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Reply #2755 on: June 06, 2024, 05:05:48 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #2756 on: June 06, 2024, 05:54:42 PM
I had the air vent windows also.  It was the old family Chevy Suburban, got handed down to my sister for her first car, when I turned 16, I got it.  It was in pretty rough shape by that time.  Here I come rolling into high school with a 12 year old rust bucket tank, while all the other kids are driving new mustangs, Beemers, a few Corvettes.

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Reply #2757 on: June 06, 2024, 06:51:35 PM
My wing windows degraded to the point that they wouldn’t stay open on their own. So I had two pencils in the car cut to just the right length to prop them open.

“I’m alone in my car, there’s a hole in the roof. My possessions are causing me suspicion but there’s no proof.“

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Reply #2758 on: June 07, 2024, 12:42:34 AM
My grandpa called it 2-60 AC. Open those two, and go 60mph


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Reply #2759 on: June 08, 2024, 04:11:51 PM

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

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