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Reply #2420 on: September 23, 2022, 04:14:48 PM
I'm guessing that would be the fairy god mother if Cinderella were a man.


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Reply #2421 on: September 26, 2022, 04:02:33 PM
We had the male switch in our laundry room for years until Mrs Watcher had me remove it.


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Reply #2422 on: September 27, 2022, 08:33:47 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #2423 on: October 01, 2022, 04:11:58 PM


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Reply #2424 on: October 01, 2022, 09:56:15 PM


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Reply #2425 on: October 03, 2022, 12:29:54 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 01, 2022, 04:11:58 PM


Old guy here. Can you explain this one to me?

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #2426 on: October 03, 2022, 01:42:03 AM
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Old guy here. Can you explain this one to me?

Pixar movie Intros had the desk lamp smash the I into the ground comically to replace it. The joke here is that the girl is smashing the man's Capital I.

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Reply #2427 on: October 03, 2022, 03:04:32 AM
Got it. Just didn’t strike me as “funny.”

https://gfycat.com/embarrassedimmaculatehorseshoecrab.gif

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Reply #2428 on: October 03, 2022, 03:32:40 AM
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Got it. Just didn’t strike me as “funny.”

https://gfycat.com/embarrassedimmaculatehorseshoecrab.gif

it was okay funny, but it needed more context, like the woman being naked, except for the shirt, and we see her "pounding the I" that would have tied it all together nicely. and boobs for no other reason but because boobs.

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Reply #2429 on: October 03, 2022, 05:12:43 AM


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Reply #2430 on: October 03, 2022, 06:48:11 AM
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Well I laughed...

I laughed too, but you all seen my humor level, its just it would have worked more for us if we could see the penetration, but I highly doubt she was fucking him. since shes sitting to high on his abdomen.

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Reply #2431 on: October 03, 2022, 01:42:46 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on October 03, 2022, 03:04:32 AM
Got it. Just didn’t strike me as “funny.”

https://gfycat.com/embarrassedimmaculatehorseshoecrab.gif

Guessed it had something to do with Pixar, but still didn't get it. :facepalm:


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Reply #2432 on: October 03, 2022, 01:47:57 PM
Guess us old guys need charts and a detailed explanation. :facepalm:

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Reply #2433 on: October 03, 2022, 08:40:12 PM


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Reply #2434 on: October 05, 2022, 12:26:25 PM

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Reply #2435 on: October 05, 2022, 03:22:56 PM

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Reply #2436 on: October 14, 2022, 09:04:42 PM

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Reply #2437 on: October 14, 2022, 11:19:30 PM
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The “embarrassing thing” with Dan?  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2439 on: October 24, 2022, 01:19:18 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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