Three things you don't know about me

[Katiebee]

After several years on this site I doubt most of the regulars don't know a great deal about me.

[Katiebee]

I’m a marshmallow.

I can never decide what to wear when i’m getting dressed so I have to lay it out the night before.

I have always had a fear of the dark.

[watcher1]

I’m a marshmallow.

I can never decide what to wear when i’m getting dressed so I have to lay it out the night before.

I have always had a fear of the dark.

Watcher drizzles some chocolate syrup on marshmallow Katie. Voila! S'mores. 

[_priapism]

1.  I’ll try any food once.  Perhaps warthog anus excluded.

2.  I talked my way into university a week before classes began, without filing an application.

3.  I’ve been to five continents.  Oceania and Antarctica are on the bucket list.

[ChirpingGirl]

1. I USED to make money on YouTube. Haven't made a penny in years. The people I did stuff for went out of business because they got too greedy.

2. I don't know if I've ever mentioned it, but I've seen a cow being slaughtered. It was horrible. I can still "smell" it. 

3. I got nailed, not long after, in the barn near where the cow was slaughtered. 

Slaughtering an animal must make men really, really horny. 

[MintJulie]

I’m a marshmallow.

What does that mean?  

I don't know if I've ever mentioned it, but I've seen a cow being slaughtered. It was horrible. I can still "smell" it. 

I saw a chicken getting its head chopped off.   I've also seen someone skinning a squirrel.   I got teary eyed both times.

[Katiebee]

It means i’m emotionally open to others. All soft and gooey on the inside.

I was on a survival camping exercise and I not only got to carry the chicken in a funny sack (it turned out it was our dinner), but I had to kill it, pluck it, and clean it. Then cook it. Turned out that skinning it was more effective.

[_priapism]

I've also seen someone skinning a squirrel.   I got teary eyed both times.

I have the old Joy of Cooking book with instructions for skinning a squirrel.  It is a collectible.  Never actually done it myself.

[Jed_]

I've also seen someone skinning a squirrel.   I got teary eyed both times.

I have the old Joy of Cooking book with instructions for skinning a squirrel.  It is a collectible.  Never actually done it myself.

Yep, you cut around the middle and pull it off like you’re yanking the shirt and pants from a girl you’re about to fuck.  Done it many times, squirrels and girls.

[Remington555]

Yep, you cut around the middle and pull it off like you’re yanking the shirt and pants from a girl you’re about to fuck.  Done it many times, squirrels and girls.

Are you telling us

There are perverts here that might

I'll bet I'm not the only one who

You might want to think about rephrasing that. 

Remmy

[IdleBoast]

 

[vinney]

Plus one...

 

[MintJulie]

My daddy used to be in a skeet shooting league.   I don't know if it's like this everywhere, but you move around to 8 stations and shoot at clay pigeons.   2 rotations.  I once had a perfect score of 25-25.  The only time I ever had 25, and I got two in
a row.  (found a layout)

My parents property in northern Michigan has a cabin, with 2 lots to each side with LOTS of trees.   I use the chain saw to cut them down, cut them into logs, and then split them on a log splitter.   Most of the trees I've felled are 40 feet tall.

When I was little, I used to be able to 'pop a wheelie' on my Schwinn bike.

[ChirpingGirl]

1. I own the house next door to us. Was left to me in a will.

2. The mommy and daughter who live there are considered part of my family.

3. Her little girl is also my goddaughter. 

[Jed_]

1.  I was never going to be world class, but I used to win pool tournaments. . . . . in Baltimore City, a place known for pool.  In fact, there’s still a plaque on the wall in a bar there with my name as taking 1st place in an invitational tournament in the early 1990s.  I’m extremely proud it’s still there.  The other 3 on the plaque taking 2nd, 3rd and 4th were friends of mine, two are deceased, the other I just lost contact with.  I hope he’s doing well.

2.  I try not to lie to my Peruvian, but she asked me before marriage if I believe in God.  I rationalize my false answer of ‘yes’ because:
    a.  I hate the term atheist.  It sounds like I go around telling people not to believe.
    b.  I try to be respectful of all traditional religious beliefs.  The cultists are just stupid.
    c.  Unlike my president, I certainly believe in a power greater than myself.
I am however distrustful of those that take their religion (in what I view as) too seriously.  My Peruvian crosses herself frequently, but doesn’t overly dwell on her Catholicism.

3.  I didn’t hunt until I was 24.  My first deer was taken with a bow.  And, by far my largest deer was taken with a bow; it’s mounted above my fireplace and is my proudest possession.  I can’t hunt it, if I don’t eat it.  The pride I have in it is the same I have for growing my own vegetables.

[MintJulie]

1.  I was never going to be world class, but I used to win pool tournaments. . . . . in Baltimore City, a place known for pool.  In fact, there’s still a plaque on the wall in a bar there with my name as taking 1st place in an invitational tournament in the early 1990s.  I’m extremely proud it’s still there.  The other 3 on the plaque taking 2nd, 3rd and 4th were friends of mine, two are deceased, the other I just lost contact with.  I hope he’s doing well.

2.  I try not to lie to my Peruvian, but she asked me before marriage if I believe in God.  I rationalize my false answer of ‘yes’ because:
    a.  I hate the term atheist.  It sounds like I go around telling people not to believe.
    b.  I try to be respectful of all traditional religious beliefs.  The cultists are just stupid.
    c.  Unlike my president, I certainly believe in a power greater than myself.
I am however distrustful of those that take their religion (in what I view as) too seriously.  My Peruvian crosses herself frequently, but doesn’t overly dwell on her Catholicism.

3.  I didn’t hunt until I was 24.  My first deer was taken with a bow.  And, by far my largest deer was taken with a bow; it’s mounted above my fireplace and is my proudest possession.  I can’t hunt it, if I don’t eat it.  The pride I have in it is the same I have for growing my own vegetables.

Good thing I didn't join the pool tournament, or you might never have gotten that plaque.    kidding.  But I am pretty good.
I don't like the term Atheist either.   I prefer Non-Believer.  I thought it would be an issue with Dan and I, but it never was.   He attends services with his girls, and sometimes their mom.  
I love that you eat what you kill.   No offense, but I've deer mounts have always turned me off.  They're creepy.  

A woo for your post in 3 things.   I really like this thread.  Always interesting.

[Shiela_M]

Resurrecting another dead thread 

1.  I was recently diagnosed with MS (multiple sclerosis) after a cat scan following minor car accident.  It's nothing big, I dont have walking problems or speech impediments yet, but its till very early stages.  I am currently looking into other meds because the weekly shot in the thigh is getting old fast.

2.  I love politics and following politics, but utterly hate talking about it.  Talking politics with somebody with a difference of opinion or political standing is like yelling at a strangers dog, who's barking at you through a fence, to shut up.  A whole lot of noise with nothing accomplished.

3.  I was apprehended for having sex in a public park.  Was never "booked" or charged, happened about 0300. Iron Horse park in fort Stewart Georgia.  I knew the MPs who caught us so nothing happened.  I sometimes wonder if they watched for a while

[mr_e_sutton]

Resurrecting another dead thread 

1.  I was recently diagnosed with MS (multiple sclerosis) after a cat scan following minor car accident.  It's nothing big, I dont have walking problems or speech impediments yet, but its till very early stages.  I am currently looking into other meds because the weekly shot in the thigh is getting old fast.

2.  I love politics and following politics, but utterly hate talking about it.  Talking politics with somebody with a difference of opinion or political standing is like yelling at a strangers dog, who's barking at you through a fence, to shut up.  A whole lot of noise with nothing accomplished.

3.  I was apprehended for having sex in a public park.  Was never "booked" or charged, happened about 0300. Iron Horse park in fort Stewart Georgia.  I knew the MPs who caught us so nothing happened.  I sometimes wonder if they watched for a while

Thank you for dragging this thread out of the bone yard. My cousin's precious wife has MS and is an absolute trooper. One of the toughest women I have ever met.

[Shiela_M]

I did quite a bit of research on MS when they diagnosed me, they said the spots on my brain are just big enough to be visible.  Was pretty distraught at first.  The most that I notice is that after walking for a long period of time my left foot becomes heavier, it drags sometimes and I step harder with it.

[mr_e_sutton]

1. I left home at 17 walked 50 miles to a near by city and lived homeless on the streets for 3 months until I convinced a contractor to hire me to work as a laborer after my 18th birthday and worked my way up to equipment operator which gave me the funds to get off the streets.

2. In my 20's for fun and a little extra money I moonlighted as a male exotic dancer and would have sex with some of the housewives that came in for $$$.

3. I was a volunteer Search and Rescue member during the Katrina disaster. It taught me more about humanity than I ever would have dreamed.