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Reply #160 on: March 02, 2014, 09:43:11 PM
I am a die hard Maple Leafs fan



The first step is admitting you have a problem.

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth


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Reply #161 on: March 07, 2014, 04:16:08 AM
I realize this is an older thread, but I enjoyed reading through it, and now I feel obliged to write three things about myself. lol

I am an air conditioning installation and repair technician. I wish I could leave the installation part behind as is customary for repair techs, but evidentally, I can't easily be replaced in that role, so I've been stuck in the crossover stage for a few years now.

I once got paid a whopping $3.85 usd for exclusive rights to an article I wrote about how a homeowner can avoid calling me to repair their air conditioning system by knowing what they can check on their own first.  :emot_laughing: and I thought I could get rich as a writer.

I have been seriously contemplating stopping smoking over the last few weeks.


(edited because I left off the d in replaced in my first statement about myself *face palm*)
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Reply #162 on: March 07, 2014, 06:34:37 AM
Well, we will let you off, just this once.

From now on, the Grammar Nazis will be watching you closely, verrrry closely.

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Reply #163 on: March 07, 2014, 09:01:34 AM
1) My hair on the crown of my head is thinning a lot faster than I thought it would.....
2) I have an amputated finger
3) I type with only four fingers and they are the middle two on each hand.  :D



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Reply #164 on: March 07, 2014, 10:01:05 AM
1) I once hand-reared a veal calf. He was delicious
2) As a child I 'changed' my name three times, and refused to answer to the previous name(s)
3) My 'sex life according to gossip' is way more exciting than my actual 'sex life based on facts'. I keep hearing about these shenanigans I've supposedly gotten up to with people I've never actually slept with. Upside: it makes me sound more interesting. Downside: I'm not in charge of my reputation



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Reply #165 on: March 07, 2014, 12:43:06 PM
I have never eaten veal
I use to have an invisible friend
I have only ever heard gossip about me on line, my friends have better things to talk about in reality  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #166 on: March 07, 2014, 01:29:02 PM
 :o ooooh noOoOoOOoo! Not the grammar Nazis! lol

I think I'm slightly obsessive compulsive. I have never been diagnosed as such, but, I tend to get into certain habits that become uncontrollable. For example: Since I finally signed up to KB, the first thing I do in the a.m. after showering and getting dressed is log on. I'll straighten crooked paintings and photos wherever I am. There's more but I can't possibly type it all here.

I grew up fishing the mud flats of the Florida coast from an airboat, which my brother and I now fight over in a legal mediation of my father's estate.

I am afraid of the Grammar Nazis.

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Reply #167 on: March 07, 2014, 08:15:59 PM
I have never eaten veal
I use to have an invisible friend
I have only ever heard gossip about me on line, my friends have better things to talk about in reality  :emot_laughing:

You're invisible friend told me behind your back that you're lying about the veal. ;D



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Reply #168 on: March 07, 2014, 08:41:56 PM
I have never eaten veal
I use to have an invisible friend
I have only ever heard gossip about me on line, my friends have better things to talk about in reality  :emot_laughing:

You're invisible friend told me behind your back that you're lying about the veal. ;D

 :emot_laughing:

I'd actually love to try it but for some weird reason it freaks me out.
I have eaten ostrich 
I have eaten kangaroo



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Reply #169 on: March 07, 2014, 08:50:18 PM
Alligator is really good
AS is Rabbit
Like Veal but wife will not cook it



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Reply #170 on: March 07, 2014, 09:39:19 PM
I tried kangaroo when I went to the petting Zoo....As soon as I got my pants down he kicked me in the nuts.....Little fucker....LOL




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Reply #171 on: March 07, 2014, 09:50:17 PM
:o ooooh noOoOoOOoo! Not the grammar Nazis! lol

I am afraid of the Grammar Nazis.

As well you should be. I see by your name that you are possibly a Sowjetpornoschweinehund.

You have been warned. We are watching you closely. Post often.

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Reply #172 on: March 07, 2014, 10:10:22 PM
I have never eaten veal
I use to have an invisible friend
I have only ever heard gossip about me on line, my friends have better things to talk about in reality  :emot_laughing:

You're invisible friend told me behind your back that you're lying about the veal. ;D

 :emot_laughing:

I'd actually love to try it but for some weird reason it freaks me out.
I have eaten ostrich 
I have eaten kangaroo

I have not eaten kangaroo.  I have eaten turtle, moose, antelope, bear, octopus, squid, shark, C Rations (green eggs & ham), & army mess hall food.  The latter was the only thing that made me sick (food poisoning, twice).

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.


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Reply #173 on: March 07, 2014, 10:24:03 PM
Just an FYI, Kangaroo was a additive with hamburger back in the 80's. If you ever ate preformed burgers back then, good chance you have had it



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Reply #174 on: March 08, 2014, 01:14:45 AM
Just an FYI, Kangaroo was a additive with hamburger back in the 80's. If you ever ate preformed burgers back then, good chance you have had it

Kangaroo meat costs about $30/lb.

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Reply #175 on: March 08, 2014, 01:36:18 AM
Not in the 80's. Work at a meat packing plant, it was mixed in all the time back then



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Reply #176 on: March 08, 2014, 02:51:03 AM
I was a moderator, then admin of an adult wap site. I stayed in that role until I became owner of two different adult sites. I eventually decided I liked playing on other people's sites better.


I like the UFC.


I hunt and collect Native American artifacts. Mostly arrowheads because they are more common, but I have found a few tools and some pottery, albeit broken, as well.


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Reply #177 on: March 08, 2014, 04:06:20 AM
Oh great. A damned pot hunter.

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Reply #178 on: March 08, 2014, 04:37:31 AM
Oh great. A damned pot hunter.

I'll admit to hunting pot for a goodly portion of my life.  ;D
I stopped about three years ago though.  


I was raised in the church. That was all good until I discovered Greek mythology, and had an epiphany. I went from  :emot_ntworthy: to  :emot_omfg: by the eighth grade. haha.



I'm purposely avoiding room 1408, though I have checked in there a couple of times to see what the goings on are.  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #179 on: March 08, 2014, 06:03:05 AM
You have no idea.

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