1) I own a big red outdoor party tent. I thought it wouldn't get dirty as fast as a white party tent. Little did I realize that when the sun shines on it, there's a reddish shine on everything under it, creating a rather brothel-like atmosphere... Great for welcoming the inlaws...
2) I can pick up a golfball with my toes.
3) I could do the entire Rhythm Nation and Miss You Much dance of Janet Jackson as a teen.