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Offline Clitical Thinking

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Reply #420 on: July 19, 2021, 06:39:39 PM
Damn, am I glad I ever found KB..  :) :evil:

Huh? Oh, sorry girls, don't mind me.. I was just thinking out loud  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #421 on: July 19, 2021, 06:59:00 PM
Damn, am I glad I ever found KB..  :) :evil:

Huh? Oh, sorry girls, don't mind me.. I was just thinking out loud  :emot_kiss:

That was only one..... Or two, if you count thinking out loud.... ;D ;D

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Reply #422 on: July 19, 2021, 08:18:53 PM
Trains are like buses: you wait ages, then three all come at once.

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Reply #423 on: July 20, 2021, 02:11:16 PM
If they all "cum at once" , it just heightens the experience... :roll: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #424 on: July 20, 2021, 03:56:26 PM
1) I can solve matrix equations in my head
2) I once walked 48 miles in one day
3) I was once famous on worldwide TV for three days

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Reply #425 on: July 20, 2021, 05:19:53 PM
1) I can solve matrix equations in my head
2) I once walked 48 miles in one day
3) I was once famous on worldwide TV for three days

Wow, I'm impressed with all three.  The most I've done is 36 miles in one day, but it was hiking with hills and uneven terrain.  The next morning I said I'd never do that again.

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Reply #426 on: July 20, 2021, 06:01:00 PM
  • I love to cook
  • I love to paint
  • I prefer cats over dogs



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Reply #427 on: July 20, 2021, 09:44:44 PM
  • I love to cook


I can’t use that one on my list of things you don’t know about me.



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Reply #428 on: August 05, 2021, 02:41:02 PM
1) I can solve matrix equations in my head
2) I once walked 48 miles in one day
3) I was once famous on worldwide TV for three days

What kind of equations, may I ask for an example?

Wow 48 miles? My personal best was 3km in 15 minutes, though not on foot but on a gym cycle, so nevermind that.

W0W! Though, I feel as if like I shouldn’t be surprised, after all, such a great and fantastic person deserves to be on TV.

Whoops, almost forgot the rule, here are 3 things.

1. I have a hole , albeit very small, between my front two teeth, which, I myself stupidly managed to make as a kid years ago.
2. While I was in seventh grade, had got stitches for the first time, on the forehead, still dk exactly why the fk doctor didn’t  give me the damn anaesthesia.
3. In order to cope up with my crazed mind (personally don’t know whether I’m joking/kidding or not.), and to keep it’s craziness in check, I spew all the mental energy into creating FanFiction. Only got one out, have two more on paper and others in my head, (and on a whiteboard inside a room at home.)



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Reply #429 on: August 05, 2021, 02:56:20 PM
  • I once had a federal and state possessor license for explosives.
  • I am a Ghostbusters fanatic and enthusiast.  (Mostly the original 2 films and the upcoming one)
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Reply #430 on: October 09, 2021, 11:03:21 PM
I have psoriasis in my head hair, which could turn out to be permanent

I stutter very much, sometimes even like a crazed monkey on coke,
(Willing to chip out my front two, slightly bigger incisor teeth; smooth my tongue with a beard shaver🪒 ; or even give myself controlled electric shocks, anything to make it go away.)

My acne has led a coordinated attack on my forehead, resulting in a pimple much bigger than usual, along with a couple on the cheek, which sting, sometimes, with the movements of the facial muscles. (And more little ones under development, maybe.) not significant, another skin condition, which has successfully eroded up a patch of beard, below my chin. Is currently under treatment, but if it was left unchecked, could have branched out to whole body.
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Reply #431 on: October 15, 2021, 05:23:35 PM
1) I can solve matrix equations in my head
2) I once walked 48 miles in one day
3) I was once famous on worldwide TV for three days

What kind of equations, may I ask for an example?

Wow 48 miles? My personal best was 3km in 15 minutes, though not on foot but on a gym cycle, so nevermind that.

W0W! Though, I feel as if like I shouldn’t be surprised, after all, such a great and fantastic person deserves to be on TV.

Whoops, almost forgot the rule, here are 3 things.

1. I have a hole , albeit very small, between my front two teeth, which, I myself stupidly managed to make as a kid years ago.
2. While I was in seventh grade, had got stitches for the first time, on the forehead, still dk exactly why the fk doctor didn’t  give me the damn anaesthesia.
3. In order to cope up with my crazed mind (personally don’t know whether I’m joking/kidding or not.), and to keep it’s craziness in check, I spew all the mental energy into creating FanFiction. Only got one out, have two more on paper and others in my head, (and on a whiteboard inside a room at home.)

I'm thinking the lack of anaesthesia was to teach you not to do what ever stupid thing you did to get the stitches again. It's my philosophy that a young boy's job is to get hurt to teach themselves to not do stupid things.

3 things about me --

1. I love pineapple (even on pizza)
2. I love hockey because you cannot run out of bounds.
3. I have two medals from the Canadian Armed Forces (in my days of service, that was a lot for somebody who didn't leave the North American continent)


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Reply #432 on: June 19, 2024, 12:55:17 PM


1. I've had a cream pie smashed in my face.

2. I've ridden a donkey in a charity basketball game.

3. I was part of a group that at one time held the world record for longest continuous pinochle game.




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Reply #433 on: June 26, 2024, 03:39:37 AM
1. I tried a vegan diet many years ago, but one morning I woke up at my grandparents house, and my grandmother was cooking breakfast. Eggs, bacon, honey ham slices, hashbrowns, toast, and coffee. I decided then and there I'd never turn down bacon and eggs.

2. I love being "the bro" among my friends. Whenever we are all out doing anything, I enjoy being the one who does the "man's job". Since MJ is out at the cabin and about to venture into my neck of the woods in her RV, I'll use this as an example. A few year ago my friends and I went out camping with a friend's family camper, I was the one who did anything "manly" such as starting the fire in the evening. I even cooked breakfast over the open fire once I found out they had cast iron skillets in the camper.

3. I have double vision. I used to get these weird migraines where my right eye would droop. When they happened, I could look in the mirror, and my left eye would be straight forward, but my right eye would be looking down. It was so unnerving I would get sick to my stomach. It happend 4 times that I can remember, and now I have double vision because of it. I'm supposed to wear glasses with prisms, but it messes with me so much. All the prisms are facing the same way, so if my head is straight forward and I'm looking ahead, in my peripheral vision, the ground appears the be much closer. It's hard to explain, but it looks like the ground is about two feet higher than it is.

As I'm getting older (40 is around the corner 😭😭😭) I have to start getting used to wearing my glasses. My optometrist says shes seen too many people (mostly men) refuse glasses and now they spend their lives with one eye closed.



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Reply #434 on: June 26, 2024, 03:57:43 AM
I've had a few cases of what they called optic nerve palsy. Did the same thing as you describe. It would last a few months then return to normal. It was very disconcerting. I remember driving and I'd see two cars coming towards me, one in my lane. I would close one eye in order to get to the VA.

I was told if my eyes didn't go back to normal they could fit me with glasses with prisms.

I hope things work out for you . My brief experiences enough. Sorry you have to live with this. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #435 on: June 26, 2024, 04:20:00 AM
I'm told it's pretty much permanent. My episodes wouldnt last months though, it would be half hour to an hour before things went back to normal. Over the years I just got used to it. Now they have me these glasses and I realized that even when I close one eye, I still have double vision. It's like I trained my brain to see double even with one eye open.  I'm hoping wearing these things will fix this issue, but I don't have my hopes up. They do make a difference.

There is one thing about them I like. Certain things depending on color, especially red, have a 3D affect. Like the Netflix logo. Red N on black background. The N seems to stand out against the black.



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Reply #436 on: June 26, 2024, 01:34:58 PM
1) I once went down the 1964 Olympic bob sleigh run in Innsbruck (it was in a bob sleigh but wasn't during the Olympics or in 1964).

2) I won the javelin event at my grammar/senior school sports day.

3) I was forced to be educated in a Catholic education environment (it did have some good points) but rejected all religion as soon as I could get free. (It didn't occur to me to throw the javelin at one or two of the teachers)

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Reply #437 on: June 26, 2024, 02:20:30 PM
3. I have two medals from the Canadian Armed Forces (in my days of service, that was a lot for somebody who didn't leave the North American continent)

Woo for that. 



1.  I am allergic to pet dander.  So we couldn't have pets growing up.
2.  When I was a kid, my bed, I had more stuffed animals on my bed than any of my friends. Literally took up half my bed, at least 50, both big and small.
3.  My most cherished stuffed animal was a yellow duck. It was actually the dog toy of our dog when I was six, that we had to give to another home because of my allergies to him.  When the new family came to take the dog, they forgot to take the little yellow duck.  It became my most loved stuffed animal.  It's the only stuffed animal I still have.
 

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Reply #438 on: June 30, 2024, 07:01:06 AM
  • I taught myself to read at the age of four.
  • I turned down a lunch date with John and Yoko.
  • I saw the same New Year sunrise twice.



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Reply #439 on: June 30, 2024, 07:53:32 PM
  • I taught myself to read at the age of four.
  • I turned down a lunch date with John and Yoko.
  • I saw the same New Year sunrise twice.

that is epic, Woo!

1. In high school during football practice I fell over in pain. It felt like someone super kicked my nuts. I was carried to the nurses office and the nurse asked me what the problem was. I told her I was having scrotum problems, not really trying to be a smart ass, but you tell an adult in high school your balls/nuts hurt and thats 3 days of after school detention. She wanted to see, and I was like, wah? but the assistant coach and another male teacher was called in, and since she was a urologist before she became a school nurse, she and the coaches made me drop my pants, and she looked, using a ruler to move the boys around, and then looked at my cup. Gf came rushing in, as she was at cheerleading practice and seen me get hauled off. Turns out I needed a special ordered cup, since the boys had outgrown the cradle. No harm, no foul. Had to sit that practice out, and my mom, bless her soul had to take me out of school the next day to get fitted for a new cup. Well, I still have that cup. I was razzed for the rest of that year. "Big Balls Bull" I was ashamed.

2. I am a huge nerd. Books, Movies, Comics, Video games, Tabletop games, Anime. You name it, I am into it. Well in my early twenties, my wife was concerned about me. She wanted me to take up a hobby on my saturdays off. Mostly I hung around the house, helping her and playing with my baby. So I was walking home from getting some drinks from the gas station, when I noticed a bunch of people hanging around all dressed in black, emo style. Curious, I learned that they were part of a big live action rp game called Vampire the Masquerade. Oh you know I joined, but felt kind of out of place, so with the advice of the game master, I became a motorcyle driving, wild man of the Brujah clan. I enjoyed every minute of it even if I cringe at the memory. Wife joined in when she could and we had my parents watch my daughter. Though it was hard for her, pregnant again to wear the snake skin skirt and cut off denim jacket, as we were husband and wife too in game. She would murder me if I posted the pictures the group took. The game ended before we moved out of town, and sometimes I talk to everyone. *Edit: I was passing by a game store, specializing in table games.*

3. I like to build models. Lego and normal models. I kind of keep it a secret from my wife that I have been buying Gundam models and found some Aldnoah Zero models to build. I like Giant Robots. Therapist said it stems from feeling a connection because I was always taller and bigger than my peer group. But I secretly wish to have my own Giant Robot. Not to fight, but just to ride around. Also if anyone reading this is into Anime, and loves a deep story, I suggest Aldnoah Zero, it resembles some of Asimov's works. 

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