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Reply #280 on: May 18, 2016, 09:22:10 PM
1. I almost named by daughter after an insect, like my mother did with me. But then I realized how much shit I went through as a kid and gave her a normal name.

2. I've never seen a single episode of game of thrones, but have seen every episode of robocop the tv series.

3. The smell of coffee makes me sick.


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Reply #281 on: May 18, 2016, 10:03:09 PM
Cricket?
RoboCop rocks!

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Reply #282 on: May 18, 2016, 10:40:02 PM
I couldn't imagine someone naming a child cockroach, so cricket may be a good guess.

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Reply #283 on: May 18, 2016, 10:43:07 PM
1. I can sew and piece quilts. I thoroughly enjoy creating my own blocks on grid paper and playing with color.

2. I will not go outside without a bra and eyeliner on. Yes, this includes merely running through a drive-through. Only exception has been when I was on my way to hospital and/or chasing a child out the door. I usually sleep in a bra, as well.

3. I am awaiting a lover who strikes a chord in me, says or does something so profound that it challenges my understanding. I have grown tired of settling

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Reply #284 on: May 18, 2016, 11:32:14 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 18, 2016, 10:40:02 PM
I couldn't imagine someone naming a child cockroach, so cricket may be a good guess.

Cricket. She thought it'd be cute. Then all the kids started calling me chirping girl. It stuck  :roll:


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Reply #285 on: May 18, 2016, 11:52:08 PM
I piloted a car ferry multiple times when I was about 10 or 12.

I have used a horse drawn walking plow (it's even harder than it looks).

I had somewhere around two or three hundred miles of road driving several years before I was of driving age.


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Reply #286 on: May 19, 2016, 02:22:09 AM
1. I taught my sisters girlfriend the way I give oral sex. Now my sister wants it constantly ;D She watched me make my wife cum hard and fast and she said "bloody hell, I have to learn that!" Yes, she's British.

2. I hate star wars, but think space mutiny needs a sequel.

3. I once had sex with my wife while she was wearing a princess Leia slave costume.


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Reply #287 on: May 19, 2016, 08:57:55 AM
I've only ever been to the Principal's office proper 1 time. I've been to "the office" many times. That one time was after school age and it was to have sex on her desk(with her daughter).

I made a dragon shaped mailbox for a friend to sit roadside so the postlady doesn't have to walk the 40 er so yards to his door, however she still walks right up to the house sighting the idea of sticking her hand in its mouth scared her. She was being dead serious. I even jokingly said it was just to see him and she dismissed that as she only "digs on the ladies" her words not mine.

I once tried on an insanely expensive outfit just to sneak my friend into the dressing room to have sex with it on. Not 10 min. after she told me she hated the outfit but the thought of a stranger wearing our "sex" made here crazy.


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Reply #288 on: May 19, 2016, 02:24:26 PM
Dave's story of trying on a suit reminded me of me trying something on, which reminded me of other mall things.......

I was 19 years old and a friend and I went to the mall under the influence of a substance.   She dared me to go to the bridal store and try on a dress.    I tried on 4 before the employee helping me asked when the date was.    "Oh God, I'm not getting married anytime soon, I'm too young."  We were quickly ushered from the store.

I slept in the tent of a sporting goods store in the mall for the night with a girl friend.   We were never caught.   We waited until we could hear other customers before we got out the next morning.

Same friend and I were kicked out of the mall after we were walking up the down escalator.   It was such an innocent thing and there were no people on it.   The mall cop just had a bad attitude that day.   

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Reply #289 on: May 19, 2016, 05:34:51 PM
One of my favourite things to do used to be walking halfway up a non-functioning escalator and then proclaiming "Houston, we have a problem!".  :D

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Reply #290 on: June 02, 2016, 05:45:09 AM
i don't hold a grudge.

I don't do revenge.

I can be a cold hearted bitch when I'm wronged.

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Reply #291 on: June 03, 2016, 09:25:16 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on June 02, 2016, 05:45:09 AM
i don't hold a grudge.

I don't do revenge.

I can be a cold hearted bitch when I'm wronged.

A cold hearted "B" with a high powered rifle you forgot to mention....... ;D  Katie's philosophy is "don't get mad, get even."

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Reply #292 on: June 08, 2016, 03:53:58 AM
I had a pet turtle when I was little.   It was about the size of a silver dollar.   I left him in the sandbox to go into the house to go to the bathroom.  When I came out, there was a bird in the sandbox and I watched as he carried my turtle away.   I was devastated.

When I was a little girl, we went to the fair and my daddy got me a huge yellow balloon.    I loved it so much.   When we returned home I ran next door to show my neighbor friend.   The string slipped out of my hand and it floated away.   I started screaming hysterically.     That night, my sister woke me up and took me outside and pointed to the moon.   She told me it was my balloon.   37 years later I still look at the moon and think of the night my sister took me outside and reassured me that my balloon was safe up in the sky.

When I roast marshmallows, I like to fully engulf them in flame and then eat the burnt skin.   I put it back in and repeat the process until the marshmallow is gone.   I have never had patience to brown them.   I also dislike s'mores. 

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Reply #293 on: June 08, 2016, 06:15:46 AM
:( Sorry to hear about your turtle... Damn bird...

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Reply #294 on: June 12, 2016, 03:55:05 PM
Why not! Remember though..... YOU asked.

I am not married and never have been accepted as spousal material.

I have no children.

I live alone.


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Reply #295 on: July 09, 2016, 02:45:53 AM
I used to be able to do the Rubicks Cube in under 40 seconds.    22 years ago.   I just picked one up the other day and couldn't even complete it.  Close, but not complete.

I played "My Heart Will Go On" in a restaurant this past weekend and received a standing ovation (about 30 people), and a drink on the house from the manager.  Gin and Tonic.

I hate wearing rings.   I love wearing a necklace.


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Reply #296 on: July 09, 2016, 03:03:25 AM
I once had to throw away my underwear at a library.

I've held a piece of the Berlin Wall.

In fourth grade my teacher wore a leopard print shirt one day. I told her it was kinky. I don't think she ever wore it again.


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Reply #297 on: July 09, 2016, 03:07:50 AM
Quote from: Emanresu on July 09, 2016, 03:03:25 AM
I once had to throw away my underwear at a library.


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Cap'n?
You're not leaving that out there without an explanation.   Was it a shart?

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Reply #298 on: July 09, 2016, 03:18:28 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 09, 2016, 03:07:50 AM
Quote from: Emanresu on July 09, 2016, 03:03:25 AM
I once had to throw away my underwear at a library.


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Cap'n?
You're not leaving that out there without an explanation.   Was it a shart?

It must involve poop.


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Reply #299 on: July 09, 2016, 03:18:59 AM
I was drug along to a wedding shower. Of course I did not actually attend the shower myself so I found a nearby library to pass the time. While browsing the books I was suddenly attacked by a very serious case of IBS. I stood in one of the aisles clenched as hard as I could, frozen incapable of moving. I wasn't able to take even the smallest step towards the bathroom. While I gallantly and heroically defended my underwear, the outcome was inevitable. I ended up losing the war and I lost big, very very big.


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