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Offline phtlc

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on: January 27, 2014, 12:24:26 AM
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/2-detained-after-sexual-act-on-air-canada-flight-1.2511538



It's a fucking public toilet! A fucking petri dish of infection and people want to get intimate in there? I spend most of my time in airplane bathrooms trying desperately not to touch the walls (or anything else) without using paper towels, and the last thing on my mind while in that infectious waste dump is getting horny.


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Reply #1 on: January 27, 2014, 09:25:37 AM
As a former member of the Mile High Club I can tell you: don't be fooled by the chemical desinfectant odor, the place is really NOT CLEAN AT ALL. Don't for a second think that the contractor cleaning crew does anythng else but a superficial cleaning, no scrubbing, just swabbing with a chemical laced cloth. Never sit down on the toilet, use elbows to steady yourself, wash hands and open doorknob with paper towel.


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Reply #2 on: January 27, 2014, 10:12:44 AM
This is one fantasy I never actually intend on trying to live out, that along with other sexual acts that involve the bathroom environment. Simply because of the hygiene factor.

However the report linked never actually said they were in the airplane bathroom  ;D


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Reply #3 on: January 27, 2014, 03:52:18 PM
i think the lady should have filed charges for disturbing. the piece.

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Reply #4 on: January 27, 2014, 04:37:47 PM
How about on the front seat(s) of a Cessna 310 twin at eight thousand feet. does that count?  Oh Yeah, again on the way back.


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Reply #5 on: January 31, 2014, 06:16:38 PM
Quote from: toeinh20 on January 27, 2014, 04:52:01 PM
Quote from: TheciaMarie on January 27, 2014, 04:37:47 PM
How about on the front seat(s) of a Cessna 310 twin at eight thousand feet. does that count?  Oh Yeah, again on the way back.



It most certainly does... both times.  ;)

Does a Helicopter flight count?

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Reply #6 on: January 31, 2014, 06:49:03 PM
Quote from: azuroge on January 31, 2014, 06:16:38 PM
Quote from: toeinh20 on January 27, 2014, 04:52:01 PM
Quote from: TheciaMarie on January 27, 2014, 04:37:47 PM
How about on the front seat(s) of a Cessna 310 twin at eight thousand feet. does that count?  Oh Yeah, again on the way back.



It most certainly does... both times.  ;)

Does a Helicopter flight count?

Yes of course it does... but only if it's flying or hovering...  ;D

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Reply #7 on: January 31, 2014, 06:52:19 PM
Quote from: vinney on January 31, 2014, 06:49:03 PM
Quote from: azuroge on January 31, 2014, 06:16:38 PM
Quote from: toeinh20 on January 27, 2014, 04:52:01 PM
Quote from: TheciaMarie on January 27, 2014, 04:37:47 PM
How about on the front seat(s) of a Cessna 310 twin at eight thousand feet. does that count?  Oh Yeah, again on the way back.



It most certainly does... both times.  ;)

Does a Helicopter flight count?

Yes of course it does... but only if it's flying or hovering...  ;D

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We were flying from our region to the country's capital which is approximately a 1 hr flight.  :roll:

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Reply #8 on: January 31, 2014, 06:54:57 PM
Quote from: azuroge on January 31, 2014, 06:16:38 PM
Quote from: toeinh20 on January 27, 2014, 04:52:01 PM
Quote from: TheciaMarie on January 27, 2014, 04:37:47 PM
How about on the front seat(s) of a Cessna 310 twin at eight thousand feet. does that count?  Oh Yeah, again on the way back.



It most certainly does... both times.  ;)

Does a Helicopter flight count?

It does if you are at an altitude of 5820 feet or more.

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Reply #9 on: January 31, 2014, 06:59:55 PM
Quote from: redhatlover on January 31, 2014, 06:54:57 PM
Quote from: azuroge on January 31, 2014, 06:16:38 PM
Quote from: toeinh20 on January 27, 2014, 04:52:01 PM
Quote from: TheciaMarie on January 27, 2014, 04:37:47 PM
How about on the front seat(s) of a Cessna 310 twin at eight thousand feet. does that count?  Oh Yeah, again on the way back.



It most certainly does... both times.  ;)

Does a Helicopter flight count?

It does if you are at an altitude of 5820 feet or more.
Yeah, it was between 8-10 thousand feet.

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Reply #10 on: February 01, 2014, 01:57:09 AM
Does the top of a 14,110' peak count?    8)

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Reply #11 on: February 01, 2014, 02:44:09 AM
Quote from: anvil on February 01, 2014, 01:57:09 AM
Does the top of a 14,110' peak count?    8)


Is that Pike's Peak???




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Reply #12 on: February 01, 2014, 06:26:43 AM
yup, Pikes Peak.

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Reply #13 on: February 01, 2014, 01:47:55 PM

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #14 on: February 01, 2014, 07:44:35 PM
Quote from: vinney on February 01, 2014, 01:47:55 PM

and if you like this then watch
http://viciouslust.tumblr.com/post/8796701066/badass-naked-skydiving


That's all cool and everything but what happens when the spot gets badly fucked up (which happens in skydiving), or you have a malfunction and come in under a round reserve, miles away from the drop zone in say......a McDonalds parking lot while fully naked?

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Reply #15 on: February 01, 2014, 07:50:10 PM
In the case of "naked" skydiving. you "MUST" absolutely have a chase car following your movement. That requires a radio (two way) and especially ground chatter from the chase team as to/what is in the drop zone. Wind direction and approval to jump come from the aircraft jumpmaster, who is the final authority on a go/no go jump.

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Reply #16 on: February 01, 2014, 09:09:02 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on February 01, 2014, 07:50:10 PM
In the case of "naked" skydiving. you "MUST" absolutely have a chase car following your movement. That requires a radio (two way) and especially ground chatter from the chase team as to/what is in the drop zone. Wind direction and approval to jump come from the aircraft jumpmaster, who is the final authority on a go/no go jump.
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Sounds like you have....er..uhm.....learned the hard way?

Blue skies pervert!

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Reply #17 on: February 01, 2014, 11:02:39 PM
 :D  :D  :D
Is all I'm saying........

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Reply #18 on: February 02, 2014, 03:03:40 AM
Quote from: vinney on February 01, 2014, 01:47:55 PM


and if you like this then watch

http://viciouslust.tumblr.com/post/8796701066/badass-naked-skydiving

prolly the most exciting way to do it. I wanna try it. ;D

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Reply #19 on: February 02, 2014, 03:24:40 AM
Hey if you jerked off while up that high does it count ?


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